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12/02/13 12:15:07 |
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Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter. 18/03/12 20:12:27 |
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21/12/24 20:05:11 |
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Nothing turns Jock on more than seeing his sheep in fish nets. 18/11/24 11:32:43 |
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10/08/24 11:08:25 |
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Was someone drunk with my homies? --Mr Dome
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15/06/24 8:47:32 |
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14/03/24 20:05:10 |
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06/03/24 12:11:40 |
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25/01/24 20:26:45 |
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06/01/24 20:35:15 |
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11/08/23 11:01:30 |
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They have been inseparable since they met on a package holiday. 07/02/21 12:12:20 |
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06/03/20 12:32:30 |
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29/12/18 8:53:39 |
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11/11/18 12:12:20 |
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06/11/18 8:45:15 |
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It really bugs me when he scrapes his nails down the whiteboard. 25/08/18 19:33:38 |
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02/08/18 8:30:12 |
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05/10/17 19:31:30 |
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23/09/17 11:50:21 |
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15/07/17 11:04:43 |
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24/01/17 8:08:21 |
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14/10/16 19:42:15 |
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24/09/16 7:03:59 |
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15/06/16 19:17:18 |
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07/03/16 12:05:23 |
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23/01/16 12:22:47 |
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03/09/15 19:14:06 |
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🎵 Swing Low, Meat Chariot 🎵 20/08/15 19:44:48 |
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04/07/15 11:09:16 |
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04/07/15 7:00:37 |
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He must be wearing Huggies Pull-Ups. 26/06/15 11:16:19 |
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01/04/15 11:08:32 |
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Excellent --Bad Boy Dennis.
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06/03/15 12:52:43 |
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25/12/14 8:22:41 |
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17/10/14 11:14:20 |
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Confessions of a Window Cleaner. 02/07/14 7:55:24 |
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20/05/14 7:03:26 |
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"Don't put all your eggs in one casket." 24/04/14 12:03:52 |
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"Good Lordi! Is it time for the Eurovision Song Contest already?" 17/01/14 8:03:33 |
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23/11/13 12:50:21 |
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16/06/13 7:05:24 |
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John decided to toss in the towel. 16/03/13 20:13:09 |
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Wanker! --John Glover
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17/12/12 8:05:53 |
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19/09/12 7:15:01 |
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He wants directions to Canary Wharf. 09/05/12 19:02:33 |
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13/04/12 19:01:55 |
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They look like they haven't got a scare in the world. 08/09/14 19:59:16 |
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17/08/14 11:44:47 |
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12/08/14 7:04:46 |
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02/08/14 19:09:49 |
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28/07/14 7:35:38 |
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27/07/14 19:00:52 |
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The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe malfunction. 06/07/14 11:00:57 |
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30/05/14 11:00:58 |
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10/05/14 7:18:22 |
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05/12/13 8:24:54 |
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17/09/13 19:12:40 |
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18/06/13 7:25:37 |
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Richard had a head for tights. 08/03/13 12:50:03 |
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Magician's assistant urgently required. 28/11/12 20:22:41 |
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It is the only way that Dave's wife can stop him from going on caption.me 13/11/12 20:25:39 |
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Rob tries out his new mental detector. 09/11/12 8:20:15 |
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04/10/12 7:39:43 |
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03/07/12 10:35:53 |
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16/06/12 19:14:11 |
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08/04/12 19:16:58 |
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22/02/12 11:29:33 |
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21/09/11 10:51:51 |
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06/05/24 19:12:23 |
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07/12/23 12:13:41, edited: 07/12/23 12:14:03 |
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I think it's about time they changed their underplants. 01/10/22 11:27:41 |
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13/09/22 9:02:48 |
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14/02/22 12:12:28 |
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I like this one. It's "New-Yorker-Caption Style": First, you pick up a cliche with your right hand ("Are we there yet, dad"). Then, you pick up the novel situation with your LEFT hand (a kid driving a car). And you look carefully at the clich... --Greg Curtis
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15/05/20 19:07:58 |
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Or just eat cack. --Woofer 6
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..........just passing through. 21/10/19 9:07:03 |
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29/11/18 20:07:00 |
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Now even higher in fiber! --Scrappy Doo
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24/07/18 11:24:35 |
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16/07/18 11:04:14 |
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Simple but effective. I like it! --Pussy Galore
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13/12/17 12:00:38 |
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Workin' canine to five. --Dan Nicholls
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29/09/17 11:34:49 |
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It used to belong to, Eddie 'Van' Halen...
it was the "Lead" Guitar. (Eddie preferred Leaded to Un-leaded.)
1:56pm
comment on caption:
When Dave is on stage he likes to wing it. [Tony Edwards]
I remember this was the theme tune to This Is Your Right.
11:20pm
comment on caption:
🎵 Classical Gas 🎵 [Tony Edwards]
Why are you calling her a beast?
12:10pm
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Beauty and the Beast [Tony Edwards]
Very similar pun to 20.06
8:25pm
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"Please pass me the black tar soap." [Tony Edwards]
Thanks Kathleen
8:27pm
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Natalie's boyfriend is her biggest support. [Tony Edwards]
Rub-a-dub-dub
My back needs a scrub
12:54pm
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Rub-a-dub-dub Two girls and a walrus in a tub [Tony Edwards]
Is she one of the Spice Girls?
9:11pm
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Pepper Amy [Tony Edwards]
I think the pun works best using 'bruin' - eg:
His family has been bruin beer for hundreds of years.
9:09pm
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Brewing bear [Tony Edwards]
It was probably the guy who didn't have enough doe to pay for his treatment.
12:03pm
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"Who said private health care is two deer?" [Tony Edwards]
But Dave you only needed a couple of bucks
12:04pm
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"Who said private health care is two deer?" [Tony Edwards]