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There's no such thing as a free launch.
29/12/20 20:04:14
Price reduced for quick sail.
29/12/20 20:00:11
"Abandoned ship!"
29/12/20 20:13:55
Not wanted any moor.
29/12/20 20:00:39
Buoy one, get one free.
29/12/20 21:36:08
hmm, can't help harbouring doubts.
29/12/20 21:04:25
After reclaiming his boat for the sixth time, Dave decided to change his boat's name.
29/12/20 20:03:05
"Free? - Pull the rudder one"
29/12/20 20:15:39
End of Sail
29/12/20 20:00:10
If the Brexit deal was a boat.
29/12/20 21:44:19
''Darling, I actually said it would be nice to see Cowes.''
29/12/20 21:30:48
So ended Team UK's America's Cup challenge.
29/12/20 20:25:35
"Please make me boatiful again."
29/12/20 20:20:29
"We were doing fine until she got all excited and yelled about spotting a shore bird. Bloody Tern."
30/12/20 7:56:18
Just add water
29/12/20 23:15:36
Just add water.
29/12/20 22:22:57
Dave escaped but the captain was left high and dry
29/12/20 21:20:09
Divvent tell me yer gannin' oot on that? namaste.
29/12/20 21:14:44
First to sea will take away.
29/12/20 20:55:42
"It's my ex-husbands.""That's going to cause some waves."
29/12/20 20:42:52
The bloody wife gave it away, she said she was giving berth!
29/12/20 20:32:51
SOAP was written on the other side.
29/12/20 20:29:24
"Look Grandfather, it's a schooner.""No, it's a sloop John, free."
29/12/20 20:17:44
Hully crap
29/12/20 20:13:52
Fu@king Hull!!
29/12/20 20:13:37
Rio Ferdinand says he always intended to name his boats in numerical order and was already thinking about number four.
29/12/20 20:08:05
The plimsale line
29/12/20 20:06:19
Boaty McBoat-deface
29/12/20 20:05:24
♪ All Right Bow ♪
29/12/20 20:04:17
Darling, no need to go overboard and just give it away!
29/12/20 20:03:37
“The only drawback is that it’s attached to a WW2 bunker that has an undiffused enemy bomb underneath it, but you’re very welcome to to tow it.
29/12/20 20:00:54
After being accused of rigging the boat race and ending up in the dock, Bertie boat was evidently overjoyed to be acquitted.
29/12/20 20:00:38