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Tony Edwards Vote score: 33135Tony Edwards

There's no such thing as a free launch.

29/12/20 20:04:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4372Crunchy Chords

Price reduced for quick sail.

29/12/20 20:00:11

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 13821Stephen Bean

"Abandoned ship!"

29/12/20 20:13:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13856Vanessa the Guesser

Not wanted any moor.

29/12/20 20:00:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3020Scrijjy Doo

Buoy one, get one free.

29/12/20 21:36:08

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3309Stephen Paterson

hmm, can't help harbouring doubts.

29/12/20 21:04:25

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4915Lucky Elperro

After reclaiming his boat for the sixth time, Dave decided to change his boat's name.

29/12/20 20:03:05

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7319Glyn Evans

"Free? - Pull the rudder one"

29/12/20 20:15:39

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2855Al Overy

End of Sail

29/12/20 20:00:10

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 429Fozzgog B.

If the Brexit deal was a boat.

29/12/20 21:44:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12537Dave Bryan

''Darling, I actually said it would be nice to see Cowes.''

29/12/20 21:30:48

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7187James Lennox

So ended Team UK's America's Cup challenge.

29/12/20 20:25:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13821Stephen Bean

"Please make me boatiful again."

29/12/20 20:20:29

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2129Willie Johnson

"We were doing fine until she got all excited and yelled about spotting a shore bird. Bloody Tern."

30/12/20 7:56:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6753C CaMel

Just add water

29/12/20 23:15:36

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3020Scrijjy Doo

Just add water.

29/12/20 22:22:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10836Mr Dome

Dave escaped but the captain was left high and dry

29/12/20 21:20:09

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3309Stephen Paterson

Divvent tell me yer gannin' oot on that? namaste.

29/12/20 21:14:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11358Neil Mackenzie

First to sea will take away.

29/12/20 20:55:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23582Ian Skelding

"It's my ex-husbands."
"That's going to cause some waves."

29/12/20 20:42:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10162Chris Keegan

The bloody wife gave it away, she said she was giving berth!

29/12/20 20:32:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23582Ian Skelding

SOAP was written on the other side.

29/12/20 20:29:24

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7187James Lennox

"Look Grandfather, it's a schooner."

"No, it's a sloop John, free."

29/12/20 20:17:44

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2855Al Overy

Hully crap

29/12/20 20:13:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10162Chris Keegan

Fu@king Hull!!

29/12/20 20:13:37

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4915Lucky Elperro

Rio Ferdinand says he always intended to name his boats in numerical order and was already thinking about number four.

29/12/20 20:08:05

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4945Stu Dent

The plimsale line

29/12/20 20:06:19

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4372Crunchy Chords

Boaty McBoat-deface

29/12/20 20:05:24

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4945Stu Dent

♪ All Right Bow ♪

29/12/20 20:04:17

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 928alexandra ball

Darling, no need to go overboard and just give it away!

29/12/20 20:03:37

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 528Ellen Duncalf

“The only drawback is that it’s attached to a WW2 bunker that has an undiffused enemy bomb underneath it, but you’re very welcome to to tow it.

29/12/20 20:00:54

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2855Al Overy

After being accused of rigging the boat race and ending up in the dock, Bertie boat was evidently overjoyed to be acquitted.

29/12/20 20:00:38

 
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