There's no such thing as a free launch.

29/12/20 20:04:14

Price reduced for quick sail.

29/12/20 20:00:11

"Abandoned ship!"

29/12/20 20:13:55

Not wanted any moor.

29/12/20 20:00:39

Buoy one, get one free.

29/12/20 21:36:08

hmm, can't help harbouring doubts.

29/12/20 21:04:25

After reclaiming his boat for the sixth time, Dave decided to change his boat's name.

29/12/20 20:03:05

"Free? - Pull the rudder one"

29/12/20 20:15:39

End of Sail

29/12/20 20:00:10

If the Brexit deal was a boat.

29/12/20 21:44:19

''Darling, I actually said it would be nice to see Cowes.''

29/12/20 21:30:48

So ended Team UK's America's Cup challenge.

29/12/20 20:25:35

"Please make me boatiful again."

29/12/20 20:20:29

"We were doing fine until she got all excited and yelled about spotting a shore bird. Bloody Tern."

30/12/20 7:56:18

Just add water

29/12/20 23:15:36

Just add water.

29/12/20 22:22:57

Dave escaped but the captain was left high and dry

29/12/20 21:20:09

Divvent tell me yer gannin' oot on that? namaste.

29/12/20 21:14:44

First to sea will take away.

29/12/20 20:55:42

"It's my ex-husbands."
"That's going to cause some waves."

29/12/20 20:42:52

The bloody wife gave it away, she said she was giving berth!

29/12/20 20:32:51

SOAP was written on the other side.

29/12/20 20:29:24

"Look Grandfather, it's a schooner."

"No, it's a sloop John, free."

29/12/20 20:17:44

Hully crap

29/12/20 20:13:52

Fu@king Hull!!

29/12/20 20:13:37

Rio Ferdinand says he always intended to name his boats in numerical order and was already thinking about number four.

29/12/20 20:08:05

The plimsale line

29/12/20 20:06:19

Boaty McBoat-deface

29/12/20 20:05:24

♪ All Right Bow ♪

29/12/20 20:04:17

Darling, no need to go overboard and just give it away!

29/12/20 20:03:37

“The only drawback is that it’s attached to a WW2 bunker that has an undiffused enemy bomb underneath it, but you’re very welcome to to tow it.

29/12/20 20:00:54

After being accused of rigging the boat race and ending up in the dock, Bertie boat was evidently overjoyed to be acquitted.

29/12/20 20:00:38