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Tony Edwards Vote score: 29587Tony Edwards

Bacon and legs

31/05/19 20:47:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36292Welsh Rarebit

A knee jerky reaction

31/05/19 20:00:04

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

Lady Gaga incogkneeto

31/05/19 21:14:23

 
stone face Vote score: 4445stone face

"Oooh I don't half find those bacon legs horny. Every time I look at them I get a lardon."

31/05/19 21:09:49

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12665Dan Nicholls

Tara Parma Tomkinson.

31/05/19 22:47:24

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4289Kenny Ireland

Knee joints.

31/05/19 22:10:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8563Vanessa the Guesser

The Danish Girl

31/05/19 22:18:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3148The Wolf

The first 6 months of a relationship are always the most passionate.

31/05/19 20:01:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4246Vivvy En

Rosie Lee looked good enough to eat. I was hoping to stay for breakfast. I tried to get those tight jeans off her but there wasn't mushroom. Things got a bit saucy when she egged me on and let me feel her baps. I was full of beans until I felt her...SAUSAGE!

31/05/19 22:27:27

 
stone face Vote score: 4445stone face

"Hi mum..am sitting in the doctors, going to get him to look at these bacon legs of mine."
"That's good , hopefully he can get you cured."

31/05/19 21:05:27

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2279James Lennox

The dangers of being a magician's assistant.

31/05/19 20:28:31

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2279James Lennox

"When I yelled 'DON'T STOP' I meant 'DON'T, STOP.'"

(Nod to 20:00:08 & 20:01:47)

31/05/19 20:19:51

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 645Sam Cass

Her body language says she's not happy to meat me.

31/05/19 22:01:42

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1886Crunchy Chords

You told her you wanted a picture of her with your meat, on her knees.

Punctuation is important.

31/05/19 20:00:08

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 63Poxy Jock

Darling, have you been using the car's steering wheel with your knees again?

04/06/19 18:32:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 271Willie Johnson

"Oh, I get it. You're one of those guys who looks at a girl like she's a piece of meat."

01/06/19 22:06:57

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 271Willie Johnson

She's found out a new way to meat guys.

(Nod to Fri 22:01:42 and Fri 20:13:56)

01/06/19 22:04:52

 
larry G. Vote score: 1294larry G.

Open jean knee surgery.

01/06/19 21:16:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21965Michael Winner

♫ Every time you go away,
you take a piece of meat with you ♫

01/06/19 15:22:05

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

"Does my legs look fat?"

01/06/19 7:52:05

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

She likes the thermostat to be set at 4 degrees.

31/05/19 23:13:34

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4289Kenny Ireland

Balonee.

31/05/19 22:47:57

 
Joe Vote score: 1594Joe

Parma hamstrings

31/05/19 22:44:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9256Neil Mackenzie

I don’t believe those are her veal legs.

31/05/19 22:43:41

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 645Sam Cass

This is a big misteak.

31/05/19 22:22:01

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 919Scrappy Doo

Hey baby, you've got nice marbling.

31/05/19 22:20:41

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 919Scrappy Doo

You might want to lay off the BJs for a while.

31/05/19 22:17:35

 
kieran cookson kieran cookson

Tries infinity gauntlet once...

31/05/19 21:49:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19145John Glover

Not a patch on beef steaks.

31/05/19 21:42:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4246Vivvy En

Babe?

31/05/19 21:41:20

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

Faulty genes

31/05/19 21:16:03

 
stone face Vote score: 4445stone face

One of her rasher buys.

31/05/19 21:07:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5973Chris Keegan

What a total disgrace to her family, she goes out looking like mutton dressed as ham.

31/05/19 20:41:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6847Mr Dome

She loved a good streak

31/05/19 20:40:38

 
larry G. Vote score: 1294larry G.

Ham Hocks.

31/05/19 20:40:09

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 84Madeline Charlton

"Darn holey jeans , the one place I forgot to put on suncream !"

31/05/19 20:28:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29587Tony Edwards

Miss Piggy

31/05/19 20:22:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29587Tony Edwards

Meat market

31/05/19 20:13:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3429Stephen Bean

"Some swine's butchered my jeans."

31/05/19 20:12:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36292Welsh Rarebit

Pepe Pig Jeans

31/05/19 20:05:46

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10941 Smuldo

Denhams

31/05/19 20:04:30

 
Mark England Vote score: 15091Mark England

Ahh girls. Remember the days before fake tan?

31/05/19 20:04:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36292Welsh Rarebit

Just out of view are Tracey's pork shoulders.

31/05/19 20:03:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3148The Wolf

"You should see my hamstrings"

31/05/19 20:02:30

 
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