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	clever x2 Kitty kitty bang bang. 09/04/24 12:00:48	20

	clever He suffers from hemorrdroids 29/02/24 20:04:12	19

	Knitting noodles. 19/02/24 12:00:44	18

	clever No wonder there's potholes, they only have a skeleton staff. 06/04/24 12:05:53	17

	Oh thank goodness it's only a crocodile, I thought it was Jehovah's witnesses 14/05/21 12:01:38	1 17

	Say cheese. 23/12/23 20:02:23	16

	Play Doh! 05/12/23 12:02:16	15

	For the love of God, abdicate! 14/08/21 20:01:25	15

	Stop looking at those tits! 18/11/20 20:41:53	2 15
I can relate to this caption as I used to go out with a pornithologist. --Karen Oakenfull
	I caught a fish, it was this big! 21/06/20 12:28:53	15

	None for ewe. 22/01/24 20:01:22	14

	Oh Dave, you're back early! 29/07/23 12:00:34	14

	New ladybird edition the joy of sex 15/09/20 20:12:12	1 14

	He's screwed now, the combination is their wedding anniversary. 29/07/20 14:08:21	14

	Pepsi is fine though. 22/01/24 12:06:57	13

	Go to work on an egg. 26/12/23 20:01:31	13

	You've a bit of something in your teeth. 10/09/22 12:16:48	1 13

	Mobile phone. 02/11/23 12:00:19	12

	clever The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 12/03/22 20:01:14	12

	Typical British weather, it was lovely when he left the house. 24/04/21 12:06:26	12

	Coke head 20/04/21 20:04:48	12

	clever x2 All mouth and no trousers 22/06/20 14:22:34	12

	My feet are killing me. 27/04/22 9:37:13	11

	Scoop Dog. 14/10/21 12:48:59	11

	The fashion industry is a cut throat business. 17/10/20 12:05:19	11

	Tree surgeon. 05/08/20 15:59:21	11

	Ok grandma, I'll explain using a mobile phone just one more time. 24/04/20 21:14:06	1 11
Explaining using a mobile phone, using a mobile phone. --Willie Johnson
	There's a baby in there somewhere. Well spotted. 04/11/23 12:05:19	10

	Feathers McGraw fresh from prison eyes up his next robbery attempt. 03/10/21 12:07:05	10

	That colon is in the wrong place. 16/04/21 9:34:08	10

	The face that sunk a thousand ships. 08/04/21 14:10:45	10

	Thanks love, where's yours? 26/12/20 13:27:18	10

	Roger Rabid. 15/07/20 10:31:24	10

	I have no Ikea where they are! 01/04/24 20:00:39	1 9

	Pitch pork. 10/01/24 12:05:20	9

	Scooby doodle. 26/04/23 20:00:43	9

	She always bent over backwards for people. 17/02/23 21:12:25	9

	It just takes one little prick to ruin your whole day. 26/11/22 20:03:50	9

	How do you like it, tapping the glass being stared at? Not nice is it!! 25/05/21 12:11:04	9

	It's a miracle darling. You're telling me! I don't even have a penis. 26/11/20 20:02:20	9

	Why does it always work when nobody's about. 21/08/20 8:57:49	9

	Only foals and hearses. 17/04/24 12:16:51, edited: 17/04/24 14:09:51, suggested edits	8

	She's making a mountain out of a molehill. 29/03/24 12:05:54	1 8

	Circle of friends. 08/03/24 20:01:07	8

	Lock up your daughters. 24/09/23 20:06:25	1 8

	Aw, my little Tony. 11/06/23 20:00:37	8

	Blue prints. 28/04/23 12:06:34	8

	And the poor stapler from floor 3 only got taken to Blackpool. 05/02/23 10:00:55	8

	He's her foster child. 31/01/23 20:01:53	1 8

	He's not allowed On the furniture but nobody said anything about being In it. 18/03/22 20:05:22	8

	There's more leg room up here. 21/10/21 12:01:46	1 8
"Watch how much legroom there is after you pull my finger." --Willie Johnson
	He's my half brother. 05/06/21 20:02:33	8

	Except Mrs Walliams. 30/12/20 9:39:22	8

	Right, we better go, where's your Labrador with my white stick? 16/07/20 12:02:19	8

	She's listening to that damn Lionel Richie song again. 12/07/20 9:14:51	8

	Nick Fido. 02/07/20 20:14:10	8

	I'm sick of this pissing van! 19/08/23 20:06:17	7

	Talk about two faced. 02/03/23 20:00:49	7

	Well she did say it's the bike or me. 24/05/22 20:00:34	7

	She's hoping the heartattack will happen before they get to the bedroom. 14/01/22 20:04:18	7

	Recipe on page 3. 14/11/21 12:14:42	7

	Omg!! Lady Gaga does her own shopping. 09/11/21 22:13:49	1 7
This time she's wearing the meat on her head. --Willie Johnson
	Nice tackle mate. 18/09/21 21:14:49	7

	He's my sleeping partner. 14/07/21 20:02:49	7

	Santa paws 12/12/20 12:00:25	7

	Thank God for social distancing. 25/11/20 8:48:30	7

	Everyone trumps in the bath. 07/08/20 20:07:33	7

	how would you like it if i shoved something down your throat pal? 12/10/12 21:21:05	6

	even polar bears get pestered with blue bottles. 08/11/11 15:38:54	1 6

	She's one spoilt bitch. 24/02/24 12:19:35	6

	Female Beatles tribute act, the Beakles 30/01/24 12:18:05	2 6
The Beakles --John Harrison
	Where do you live? I live in Jersey. 30/11/23 21:41:14	6

	He got stung on the price. 29/11/23 20:02:46	6

	These modern cars and their computers, I knew we had to get it to the lab. 14/09/23 11:03:15	6

	Darling, when I suggested a bit of risky swinging, this is not what I had in mind. 08/04/23 12:52:08	6

	This place looks fairy good. 12/01/23 11:31:24	6

	One hot girl coming right up. 05/01/23 9:33:28	6

	Dinner is served. 25/08/22 9:43:12	6

	Tiddles won't wander into the freezer ever again. 10/01/22 20:01:03	6

	Get the hint, it doesn't like you and doesn't want to live with you. 01/01/22 12:01:09	6

	Next stop Stepford. 13/10/21 14:32:29	6

	Sofa surfing. 16/06/21 13:56:47	6

	The joke wasn't that funny but I don't want to hurt her feelings. 04/05/21 9:18:31	6

	He's such a shellfish lover. 13/04/21 20:00:47	6

	First day eating chips on the beach after lockdown. 01/03/21 20:01:30	6

	Bananadrama 15/10/20 9:25:41	6

	Those ballet lessons really paid off. 30/08/20 8:35:07	6

	The moment she realised she'd rehearsed the wrong routine! 28/08/20 14:51:41	6

	This dryer isn't loud enough, I can still hear her! 31/07/20 8:52:14	1 6
"What?" --Willie Johnson
	That was ok but you're no action man. 21/07/20 21:55:12	6

	Today in the Whitehouse.... 13/07/20 20:40:15	6

	We'll just stay introverted if that's what happens when you come out of your shell. 30/06/20 21:36:17	6

	New rules for call centre workers after lockdown 27/06/20 13:32:37	6

	Mummy just needs 5 minutes sweetie! 23/06/20 14:05:35	6

	Stop, I need to tell you summit. 21/05/20 20:10:26	6

	Bear hug. 13/12/23 20:00:41	5

	Dave's recovering from carpal funnel. 13/10/23 12:31:41	5

	He's definitely getting bottle fed. 16/09/23 12:26:40	5

	Flat mates. 09/02/23 12:11:22	5

	Is that what you really think of me? Some friend you are! 17/12/22 12:00:50	5

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Friends who aren't controlling? - unless it's the mention of a slight adjustment or you can tell your friend doesn't enjoy wearing that particular outfit and you ask them what they think of it and if there's any improvements they'd like to make.

Surely you'd only mention something if it was dangerous to Justin or people around him? Who gives a toss about appearance unless you want everyone to tow the same line?

i.e. *Assimilation is not yet complete*

*You should only date these select set of people Justin because I, your friend find them acceptable to be around, otherwise you might just lose me! What would society say!? I could never afford for that to happen to me Justin, you know I have your best interests at heart! Boo hoo! The thought of that just sends me into such a quiver*

Allow Justin to be himself. If he looks like a prat to other people, that's on him and them.