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The 3 stages of Anaphylactic shock (left to right): First the subject comes into contact with the allergen, usually orally. Secondly , the subject experiences extreme swelling and slight redness of the cheeks. Final symptoms include, shock, high blood pressure and complete loss of bowel control.

13/07/14 12:06:02

Maureen fears that one of her love eggs has hatched.

13/07/14 13:05:00

I should have guessed that at just £5 the Speed Dating would be below average.

13/07/14 12:06:08

Female prison guards are always warned and prepped before visiting Rolf's cell.

13/07/14 15:07:13

Where will you be when diarrhoea strikes?

13/07/14 14:00:26

Three dikes and you're out.

14/07/14 5:58:05

There are no winners in Charlie Sheen's lotteries.

13/07/14 13:59:34