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Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

“What the Dick Inns?”

16/03/20 12:01:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

"I got laid there."

16/03/20 12:01:36

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That's 'cause you're a good egg. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 4906James Lennox

We had the wee sign first, then we got the bigger one. Turns out size does matter.

16/03/20 12:36:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

Hen Parties Welcome

16/03/20 12:00:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17101Troompa Loompa

"Yeah we changed the name. I don't know why but we just weren't getting many customers as the Vagina B&B.......or the Sphincter Motel."

16/03/20 13:44:02

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Lololol --Karen Oakenfull
The Wolf Vote score: 6632The Wolf

24-hour Womb Service

16/03/20 12:00:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

..........just ask for John Thomas.

16/03/20 12:37:23

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Or Willie Johnson? --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

''How's business?''

''Up and down.''

16/03/20 12:34:12

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So excited that it's up. --Willie Johnson
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

Please leave a large tip

16/03/20 12:11:02

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3409Stu Dent

A private member's club

16/03/20 17:55:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

Room cervix is available.

16/03/20 12:03:15

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4906James Lennox

"So Susan, where are you going to self isolate?"

16/03/20 12:31:14

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17101Troompa Loompa

To get in, grip the knob on the door and pullet.

16/03/20 12:13:58

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6270Glyn Evans

They do a good spit roast.

16/03/20 12:11:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

Another hotel struggling to coop.

16/03/20 12:00:42

 
Guy Random Vote score: 325Guy Random

Come inside!

16/03/20 12:00:18

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Deliveries in the rear. --Scrijjy Doo
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10168Neil Mackenzie

Some say two cocks are better than one, but I’m not ambidextrous.

16/03/20 13:43:27

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And you're not a shuttle cock either? --Willie Johnson
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

Fowlty Towers

16/03/20 12:51:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21537Ian Skelding

"I see Paris has finally inherited the Hilton chain."

16/03/20 12:15:24

 
Molly R Vote score: 1499Molly R

"How far is the Cock Inn, young man?"

16/03/20 12:00:09

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 232alexandra ball

Cockadooddle two.

16/03/20 15:07:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

If you're by yourself, we suggest the Bates Motel.

16/03/20 12:28:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

My wife likes a Cock Inn cider

(Nod to 12:00:09)

16/03/20 12:08:46

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We know --Troompa Loompa
Stu Dent Vote score: 3409Stu Dent

Heard it's a hard pub

16/03/20 12:07:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21537Ian Skelding

"We sell Nobby's nuts."

16/03/20 12:04:51

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6344Hercules Rockefeller

"Chicken in or chicken out?"

16/03/20 12:01:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

Please come again.

16/03/20 12:00:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

Address: 10 Downing Street

16/03/20 19:31:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10168Neil Mackenzie

Pull out quick it’s a Gay Bar.

16/03/20 14:01:48

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

Comb and gizzard a try!

16/03/20 13:04:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm game if you are?"

16/03/20 13:01:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

I really got shafted when I stayed there."

16/03/20 12:50:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5242Vivvy En

We'll keep your pecker up

16/03/20 12:41:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

Balls our specialty.

16/03/20 12:30:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

I need a stiff one tonight

16/03/20 12:27:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

Scumbags Welcome

16/03/20 12:23:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

Wedding parties please note: We have a spare prick, if you need one.

16/03/20 12:12:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21537Ian Skelding

"It belongs to the Randy son chain."

16/03/20 12:12:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20114John Glover

"I only ordered one sign, someone's made a cock up."

16/03/20 12:10:08

 
Guy Random Vote score: 325Guy Random

The manager is a dick.

16/03/20 12:02:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6632The Wolf

…Please ring the bell

16/03/20 12:00:06

 
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