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Its always embarrassing when your anteater sneezes in public.
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James Lennox Vote score: 5556James Lennox

It's always embarrassing when your anteater sneezes in public.

19/06/20 0:20:45

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Even worse when he eats it. --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

PiccaDali line

18/06/20 21:22:05

 
Mark England Vote score: 16944Mark England

"It's not a guide dog? What have they given me?"

18/06/20 20:18:27

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Aadvark a million miles for one of your smiles.

18/06/20 21:48:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1286Mark Wilson

Unfortunately I've never watched any of the Kill Bill films so cannot submit a caption!

18/06/20 20:27:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

As Dave had just found out, an animal like this is difficult to Train.

18/06/20 20:25:33

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

Twin Freaks

18/06/20 20:14:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9677Mr Dome

- Looks fake to me
- Nope. It's surreal one

18/06/20 20:08:29

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Always anty establishment.

18/06/20 21:49:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

Dr Jones was kicked out of the genetics laboratory for getting ideas above his station.

18/06/20 20:11:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

♫ My old man said follow the van and don't dilly Dali on the way ....

18/06/20 20:17:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3464Crunchy Chords
Its always embarrassing when your anteater sneezes in public.

18/06/20 20:00:27

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 144Fozzgog B.

The committee of the Guinness Book of World Records verifying a claim to the world's largest dust bunny

19/06/20 22:32:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

Who’s that?
Salvador Dali a famous painter.
Name one of his pictures?
The Great Masturbator.
Ahh yes I know the Wanker now.

18/06/20 21:59:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

A rare public sighting of Professor Crabs taking 'Wilbur the anteater' to his Harley Street STD clinic, where you can have your pubic lice hoovered away for just £500.

18/06/20 20:58:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8928Chris Keegan

Salvador Dali may have been a genius but he was rubbish at buying labradors.

18/06/20 20:54:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

They took the Dali Express.

18/06/20 20:43:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

It's a Dalilick.

18/06/20 20:37:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

Horrorgami

18/06/20 20:26:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

If you think this is surreal you should see how he shaved his pubes.

18/06/20 20:23:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9780Dave Bryan

''It's definitely Dali. I clocked him in the Metro.''

18/06/20 20:17:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

♫ Underground, overground, wombling free.. ♫

18/06/20 20:00:07

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 579Barrie Bullock

Don't dilly Dali on the way.

19/06/20 14:00:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31842Tony Edwards

Salvador Doolally

18/06/20 20:42:24

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

"Don't get too close Harold. Your hernia stitches might come undone if it goes for your bollocks."

18/06/20 20:30:53

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1043Stephen Graham

Three tickets to Barking please...

18/06/20 20:23:11

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

Ant Deco

18/06/20 20:20:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1286Mark Wilson

Despite his best efforts Brian the snail couldn't outrun his pursuers

18/06/20 20:20:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

Pet hate

18/06/20 20:16:32

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1811Rachel P

“Bit much!”

18/06/20 20:12:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

"Have you been on holiday?"

"Yes, Frants."

18/06/20 20:12:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

Adam Ant can't understand where the other band members have gone..

18/06/20 20:08:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9677Mr Dome

Look out auntie Beryl!!

18/06/20 20:07:35

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6607Glyn Evans

The Dali...hold on, that's not a llama!

18/06/20 20:07:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

Ick-enham

18/06/20 20:07:25

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3464Crunchy Chords

"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."

18/06/20 20:03:43

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3464Crunchy Chords

Tube worms

18/06/20 20:00:09

 
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