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Chris Keegan Vote score: 7805Chris Keegan

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Oh Jeeezus, that was a mistake drying off the puppies in the microwave...

08/10/19 7:24:53

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A genuine laugh out loud moment for me. Well done, Chris. By the way, I've heard the RSPCA will be paying you a visit later. --Vivvy En
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9987Vanessa the Guesser

Scoopy Doo

08/10/19 7:14:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6040Stephen Bean

♪ Nick nack paddy whack, give a dog a cone

08/10/19 7:21:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1562Scrijjy Doo

May Contain Mutts

08/10/19 9:44:36

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It's covered in bits of Yorkie! --Karyn Harrison
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5949Glyn Evans

99 Dalmatians

08/10/19 8:18:18

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 996Glad You Remember

The Great British Bark Off

08/10/19 12:54:18

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5196Paul Reeve

Chocolate chip off the old block.

08/10/19 7:09:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4845C CaMel

"Sadly your brother was struck by the Carte D'Or."

08/10/19 10:40:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8300Mr Dome

No Rover you can't hump it any more

08/10/19 9:27:42

 
Mark England Vote score: 15722Mark England

"This is Fido, our last dog. If you keep shitting on the kitchen floor, this is where you'll end up"

08/10/19 7:52:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5410The Wolf

Slush Puppy

08/10/19 7:50:06

 
stone face Vote score: 6282stone face

Bone And Jerry's..

08/10/19 7:21:49

 
stone face Vote score: 6282stone face

"Oh dairy me!"

08/10/19 7:21:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13832Dan Nicholls

This is what happens if you poop in my slipper.

08/10/19 7:01:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38390Welsh Rarebit

Mr Whippet

08/10/19 7:01:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 891Willie Johnson

Mom?

08/10/19 7:00:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38390Welsh Rarebit

Bäarken Dazs

08/10/19 7:00:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4000James Lennox

"May I have an ice cream? I'm sick of licking my balls."

08/10/19 7:29:42

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James Lennox Vote score: 4000James Lennox

When making ice cream make sure you whippet, whippet good.

08/10/19 7:23:07

 1
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6103Hercules Rockefeller

"Can you please make me a Milkbone shake?"

08/10/19 7:16:49

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3561Karyn Harrison

Ice creamed with laughter when I sorbet.

08/10/19 7:15:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7805Chris Keegan

We put Rex on a diet, he was starting to look a bit tubby.

08/10/19 7:00:32

 
Molly R Vote score: 1341Molly R

But I don't need a second coat!

08/10/19 7:00:26

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2571Crunchy Chords

"Walkies and cream!"

08/10/19 19:16:56

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

"This is what happens to dogs who DON'T want to go to the vet!"

08/10/19 13:10:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19782John Glover

"If I had managed to catch that Alsation we would have been having a Shepherd's pie."

08/10/19 12:16:45

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4845C CaMel

Increases risk of a stroke.

08/10/19 10:42:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1562Scrijjy Doo

And then he died.

08/10/19 9:42:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30465Tony Edwards

Lick-alike

08/10/19 8:40:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5410The Wolf

"Dave, why did you put Rex's litter tray in the freezer?"

08/10/19 7:52:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9712Neil Mackenzie

Hair of the dog ice cream made with Jack Daniel’s not Jack Russell.

08/10/19 7:37:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4886Vivvy En

"Pass the pup a scoop"

08/10/19 7:23:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21168Ian Skelding

"My boy lollipup."

08/10/19 7:22:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13832Dan Nicholls

This choc chip is a bit...meaty.

08/10/19 7:13:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9987Vanessa the Guesser

"That's my sundae best!"

08/10/19 7:09:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13832Dan Nicholls

Sorboi

08/10/19 7:00:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38390Welsh Rarebit

Chocolate Shep ice cream

08/10/19 7:00:10

 
Molly R Vote score: 1341Molly R

You are what you eat.

08/10/19 7:00:09

 
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