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"I wonder if I ought to drive, Stevie?"
23/08/21 20:01:05
Gassie
24/08/21 3:03:38
Normally, working at a Shell garage was pretty boring and uneventful. But there was this one night when I saw a dog putting petrol in a car. I remember it because it was the same night Homer Simpson came in and told me about his penis enlargement operation and then he trapped it in a car door and had to buy a bandage.
23/08/21 21:10:35
''What was the M1 like?''''Nose to tail.''
23/08/21 20:04:10
All the way to the top. Maybe that bastard won't make me walk anymore.
23/08/21 20:31:55
"Does he have a license? No, dogs haven’t needed a license since they were abolished in 1987."
23/08/21 20:15:50
"That's a smart dog you've got.""He's an idiot. He just put petrol in my diesel engine."
23/08/21 20:00:49
You think this is clever, I am driving a lorry for Tesco's in the morning.
23/08/21 22:37:12
Esso announce their new diesel/petrol hybrid is currently passing its lab tests.
23/08/21 22:11:14
Short staff?No, it's an average sized golden retriever.
23/08/21 20:37:04
Hound of the Best-car-fills
23/08/21 20:29:37
It's always good to have a cover story for when you're caught p*ssing on something.
23/08/21 20:24:13
"Fill 'er pup."
23/08/21 20:03:06
Lovin' the freedom, best thing ever this unleaded.
23/08/21 20:01:02
These new tasks at Crufts are getting more advanced!
23/08/21 20:00:54
Pet-rol station
23/08/21 20:00:07
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