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"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?" 02/08/15 9:43:57 |
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"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." 16/01/24 12:15:18, edited: 16/01/24 18:37:55, |
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You may not want to edit again, Cap Auth, but I'd suggest keep it subtle and let the reader do the work. --James Lennox
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Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis
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"Then I had this strange, autobody experience." 16/06/23 9:54:54 |
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"When did you notice Nan going downhill?..." 30/12/22 8:23:34, edited: 30/12/22 8:23:58 |
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"To put herself through ballet school, she worked as a turnstile." 30/06/15 20:17:50 |
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I tried to come up with a good turnstile one - nice work Greg - nailed it! --Dan Nicholls
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Honey, what's the hold up in the bathroom ? 11/09/12 12:26:05 |
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28/06/23 8:09:50 |
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"Hold on, my other shoe is ringing." 15/11/22 12:02:39 |
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I guess there's no need to be anon, so I've un-anonned the comment! I was just thinking I didn't want to make a statement that it wasn't my caption. But you're right, I've voted on it anyway! I think I need some of your spare supervotes inst... --KT A
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"I always knew we'd wind up together." 10/05/21 12:53:18 |
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02/07/18 13:47:56 |
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29/01/17 8:23:34 |
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"Yeah, yeah, I hope I feel better, too." 26/07/16 12:03:59 |
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29/04/23 21:13:36 |
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"I hate to see perfectly good pumpkins wasted." 31/10/21 12:16:28 |
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"Jailed for 'drunk driving,' Jack was eager to complete his sentence." 15/09/18 13:18:46 |
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"I say unto you, sinners, 'Repaint!' " 12/05/15 8:51:28 |
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14/07/23 12:23:56, edited: 15/07/23 17:58:14 |
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08/03/22 12:02:56 |
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10/06/18 20:42:04 |
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"First the GOOD news... 01/02/16 20:30:53 |
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"She looks good, considering it's 180 degrees in there." 14/05/15 11:02:40 |
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05/12/12 12:47:13 |
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30/09/23 1:58:03 |
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"Okay, anyone ELSE object?..." 09/01/22 9:39:06 |
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Yes! --Glyn Evans
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"He was found dead, but undamaged." 19/12/19 22:37:32 |
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04/03/19 12:02:51 |
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13/10/18 12:58:48 |
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Why am I not buying? No Monet. 19/11/14 20:09:13 |
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Protect YOUR home...with "The Monitor Lizard!" 20/10/14 12:23:03 |
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"Can I have a piece of that?..." 13/07/23 13:31:08, edited: 13/07/23 13:31:49 |
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"Let me put it this way, Jerry: It's time for that final album." 28/06/23 12:23:43, edited: 29/06/23 23:26:57 |
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"...bad news for rug addicts." 14/06/22 9:24:33 |
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"Different species; similar jeans." 24/11/21 12:02:40 |
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29/01/20 12:25:46 |
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"First the GOOD news, Timmy: Your dog is - finally - not stuck in that sewer......" 10/10/19 11:58:15 |
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"Is it me, or is he flushing?" 17/09/18 10:58:55 |
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"..and the shit on the sidewalk, that was me, too." 08/08/18 12:41:12 |
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"The neighbors say it has to go." 02/12/15 8:11:04 |
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Looks like it's going. --John Glover
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If Mikey kills THIS one then WE ARE DONE with pets. 20/02/13 12:00:46 |
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11/06/13 12:56:32 |
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04/04/13 9:00:06 |
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"What's wrong with this pitcher?" 08/02/24 11:36:26, edited: 08/02/24 11:36:35 |
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"Hey, just between you and me...is everybody." 18/04/21 12:22:13 |
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Hey, between you and me, there is anyone and everyone...haha. --Ellen Duncalf
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"... little down in the mouth?" 11/02/20 13:29:43 |
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15/01/19 12:10:49 |
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"First the good news: The baby stopped crying..." 25/07/18 20:32:45 |
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"Okay, SLOWLY...step out of the closet." 30/04/18 12:50:13 |
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07/08/17 12:51:13 |
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The nearly-extinct...self-harmadillo. 05/01/17 12:47:14 |
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29/08/16 13:01:12 |
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28/01/16 13:27:29 |
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28/01/16 9:29:38 |
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07/08/23 8:05:44 |
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"Okay, well, is Jesus there then? " 28/06/23 12:14:06 |
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“All of the other reindeer, USED TO laugh and call him names.” 24/12/22 3:17:24 |
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18/12/22 12:45:49 |
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07/04/22 13:02:35 |
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“Okay, SORRY: ... 'THEYhole cover.'" 21/02/22 0:32:28 |
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"...and they wonder why I pee on the rug." 16/05/21 9:25:33 |
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Rug wetting...any early indication that this poodle may later grow up to become a serial killer. --Glyn Evans
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"IT'S NOT EASY being a single transparent." 15/08/19 12:01:10 |
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"Is there anyone ELSE who objects?" 20/06/19 13:00:15 |
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"OKay, you can have her; just, don't scratch the car." 28/04/19 22:05:04 |
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01/03/17 14:04:05 |
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19/01/15 8:45:38 |
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Mom, I want to come home. Nobody will dance with me. 25/02/13 8:15:16 |
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13/01/13 12:00:37 |
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07/01/13 8:33:07 |
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Ugh!...You ALWAYS leave your boxers in here! 31/12/12 22:56:22 |
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It's a GREAT instrument...for decomposing. 18/12/12 12:00:25 |
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The tooth fairy loses his patience. 11/09/12 12:32:36 |
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30/09/23 12:19:44 |
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20/06/23 14:50:27, edited: 20/06/23 14:50:40 |
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Happening along, I find what has happened - and I have a nasty feeling that I might have been the first to vote for the first incarnation, and now I have lost my finders points! But I shall be magnanimous; although accumulating finders' points has --Molly R
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"What I'm saying is...we'd like you to work from home." 25/08/22 13:23:13 |
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Critics call it, "Deeply penetrating." 15/08/22 15:22:21 |
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"Now watch as I twist this into 'the shape of a balloon.' " 23/11/21 0:06:06 |
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"Look, I'm sorry I was short with you." 18/04/21 12:58:43 |
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"Yeah I work in women's clothing." 20/12/20 12:47:44 |
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"He has an important job, but he's often taken for granite." 08/03/20 0:33:04 |
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"We quickly grew out of our first house." 04/03/19 12:02:14 |
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"Deface that launched a thousand drips." 15/11/16 21:08:20 |
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02/06/16 20:41:38 |
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"DARN, let's drop her again. This time from the top floor." 19/01/16 13:24:42 |
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"And THIS is called dry docking." 13/09/15 12:33:54 |
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"And in THIS corner, the hovering hit-man...Levi Tate!" 10/08/15 13:36:07 |
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"Now you can feel DADDY kick." 15/01/15 10:59:25 |
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"Please, Dr., tell me it's not genital warts." 30/12/14 12:03:49 |
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I think that 'genital' warts would make this even funnier? --Cath Jones
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27/11/14 12:41:05 |
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And they wonder why I pee on the rug. 02/05/13 12:02:06 |
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Thank you, anonymous, for your diplomatic advice - particularly regarding the voting feature....You are RIGHT. --Greg Curtis
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"Hello big boy. Do you want a police escort?" 16/12/12 12:31:10 |
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...and this is where Becky chipped her tooth. 03/12/12 9:15:58 |
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"I finally feel comfortable at the beach again...THANK YOU Muslimfast!" 28/06/13 9:39:40 |
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Pulse...great; Skin...fine. Knee reflex, outstanding. 16/06/13 12:25:13 |
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01/05/13 12:01:03 |
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They're acting like there's snow tomorrow. 11/02/13 12:08:19 |
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10/02/13 13:00:00 |
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What does the paper say? It says that one out of every four people can't read! 03/02/13 13:36:05 |
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24/12/12 8:48:38 |
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16/12/12 20:10:38 |
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16/03/24 8:20:48 |
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That's "BABAR'ic."
9:14am
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"Just to maintain it, it'll cost a million pounds. That's without inflation." [Greg Curtis]
There may be mortar this but I'd say you're filling sorry for yourself, maybe you should grow up
3:40pm
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"I'm TIRED of your 'pour me' attitude." [Greg Curtis]
I clarified that singular/plural thing. And, um...she's speaking...to Dave!...Thanks.
1:54pm
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"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]
I read it more as "Moments like this remind me of just how insignificant...YOU are."
2:09pm
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"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]
Now I'm conflicted, concerned that "the wording stuff" will take my focus away from my patients. Can anybody clear this up definitively? I'm now wondering if I should drop the "Dave" reference because it might lengthen it too much...and "Dave" also cues that "the fall is coming." Don't want THAT. New topic: I pushed (and capitalized) the phrases "just how insignificant" to lead the reader to want to finish that almost cliche-phrase...("JUST HOW INSIGNIFICANT we are")....so I could take it in another direction. That's why I put THAT phrase in all caps instead of YOU (which anon CAPATLIZED, and there's nothing inaccurate about that). It's just that leaning on the YOU could seem a bit harsh compared with the original was more a gentle moment of realization. Help! My patients deserve my Undistracted care! .
3:18pm
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"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]
"Moments like this remind me of just how insignificant you are, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?"
Although what you did first works as it's like a run up to an insignificant anticlimax
"Moments like this remind me of JUST HOW INSIGNIFICANT you are"
3:28pm
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"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]
You may not want to edit again, Cap Auth, but I'd suggest keep it subtle and let the reader do the work.
6:09pm
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"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]
A Relaxing, Pizza Comforter, Without the "Night-"Mare'inaras."
7:53am
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PiZZZzza [Greg Curtis]
Is that what "Dirty Harry" used?
12:00am
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“Shampoo-poo: Cleans your hair like it’s never been washed before—literally, like it’s never been washed before.” [Greg Curtis]
"Terry, I am your father"
"But me Dad's in the stalls, are you telling me, me Dad's not me Dad and that you're me Dad but rather than being me Dad you decided to palm me off here on this planet to another Dad so you didn't need to be me Dad and now like any other deadbeat Dad you've decided that now is the right time, during a crucial penalty shoot out to tell me that you're me Dad? Jog on!"
2:28pm
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"But who's REALLY taking the kick." [Greg Curtis]