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Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

The Grim Wrapper

01/03/17 14:04:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13366Vanessa the Guesser

Death by Chocolate

01/03/17 12:04:06

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Thank God for that ....... when you mentioned chocolate fingers I thought I was in for a prostate examination."

01/03/17 12:08:38

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♫ A finger of fudge is just enough... ♫  --Michael Winner
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"...may contain nuts."

01/03/17 15:41:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Cadburied alive

01/03/17 12:58:54

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

Sweet Dreams

01/03/17 12:03:39

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"All right," said Alan to his horrified girlfriend, "No need to get your snickers in a twix."

01/03/17 12:39:18

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

In honour of a Choco-Late couple

01/03/17 12:13:00

 
Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

Karl realised he had been duped; his 'trip to Mars' wasn't the billionaire space mission he had been expecting...

01/03/17 19:40:35

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2859GeeDee

We also have on offer the New KITKAT Deluxe where you can safely accommodate 4 people side by side

01/03/17 16:20:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Biscuit case

01/03/17 12:07:35

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

"So how's Suzanne's arse meant to fit in here, won't they have to squoze it?" Karl asked, blissfully unaware that, to some, Suzanne's arse was already in the coffin.

02/03/17 13:11:30

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Whenever there's a twat gap...

02/03/17 12:45:03

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Count Chockula.

02/03/17 4:57:46

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

My main squeeze.

02/03/17 0:06:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23144Ian Skelding

Cremetorium

01/03/17 17:18:07

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"His final wish was ingest."

01/03/17 15:44:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Men are from Mars.

01/03/17 12:43:42

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Well that takes the biscuit.

01/03/17 12:25:37

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

Perished Goods

01/03/17 12:19:39

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"sorry ........ I thought it was Terry's"

01/03/17 12:06:48

 
Polymorph . Vote score: 751Polymorph .

"'Thick' ? Give him a break !"

01/03/17 23:13:03

 
Lisa Morgan Vote score: 44Lisa Morgan

One twix short of a funeral

01/03/17 19:24:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21001John Glover

Cadburys scarey box.

01/03/17 18:41:54

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10313Mr Dome

His tombstone read 'Abwa Cadabwa'

01/03/17 18:02:10

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10313Mr Dome

'WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY TWIX??!!' shouted Gulliver

01/03/17 18:00:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11104Neil Mackenzie

A printing error meant the sell by date appeared as 2017 where it should of been 2071.

01/03/17 16:39:34

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Dave where the other half.

01/03/17 15:34:54

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Nick C Vote score: 160Nick C

The Ricky gervais odd cask.

01/03/17 15:19:43

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"His wake drew many snickers."

01/03/17 14:48:18

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

Blundertaker

01/03/17 14:40:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"This was funniest funeral ever, bar none."

01/03/17 14:38:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"...but, most of all, we'll miss his his nuggety-goodness."

01/03/17 14:36:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

Eternal Jest

01/03/17 14:29:38

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Every time I eat a twix bar I end up having a coffin fit.

01/03/17 14:26:19

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Creamy chocolate caramel with a chewy crunch - and a bald head.

01/03/17 14:17:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21001John Glover

"Have you considered a Cadbury's fruit and nut case?"

01/03/17 14:02:02

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Rest in Preece's.

01/03/17 13:29:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21001John Glover

"Nestle down and I'll put the lid on."

01/03/17 13:11:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Rigor Mortwix.

01/03/17 12:45:50

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Dave and his twin brother were inseparable. Even so, he was having trouble convincing him to go halves on their final resting place.

01/03/17 12:30:48

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Colin agreed to be part of the human Selection Box as long as it wasn't a fudge.

01/03/17 12:22:28

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Nah, I'm a Double Decker man," says Maurice giving two fingers to the undertaker.

01/03/17 12:19:04

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'What do you mean the other one's for the mother-in-law?'

01/03/17 12:17:28

 
Lee Thompson Lee Thompson

"I don't get it."

01/03/17 12:16:45

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"This"ll have to do ...... I don't know how I am going to explain to her that she'll be getting buried without her Snickers"

01/03/17 12:13:53

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Schizophrenics think this 2 for 1 deal on coffins is really sweet.

01/03/17 12:13:22

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Get out of there no more of your Twixtricks

01/03/17 12:02:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

The Moaning of Death.

01/03/17 12:02:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15358Dan Nicholls

...what a sweet way to go.

01/03/17 12:01:47

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Choosing which side has left Geoff be-Twix-t and between. Personally, I'd pick the outside over the inside.

01/03/17 12:01:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Hellevenses?

01/03/17 12:00:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"See, I told you that a bit of choc treatment would bring Dave back to life"

01/03/17 12:00:17

 
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