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Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

Super king cobra.

30/10/18 20:14:37

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

Puff adder

30/10/18 20:00:05

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4686Paul Reeve

His cousin smokes spliffs, he’s a grass snake.

31/10/18 0:45:46

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

You can always tell when it's the mating season.

30/10/18 23:37:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

"I normally roll my own, but I've run out of skins."

30/10/18 20:01:57

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"This isn't what I was expecting when you said the pest controller used humane methods."

31/10/18 0:04:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

Lou Bega's eagerly awaited follow up single, Mamba No. 6

30/10/18 20:36:18

 
stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

My other snake is a vaper.

30/10/18 20:08:57

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So they're cohabiting then? --Karyn Harrison
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2395Dave Bryan

Lucky Strike

30/10/18 20:02:10

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'Anyone seen the asptray?'.

30/10/18 22:50:45

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

No Smoking in the Kaa

30/10/18 22:26:12

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

They ran out of beagles at the laboratory.

30/10/18 20:17:37

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"I'm on me break !"

30/10/18 20:13:53

 
jackie patrick jackie patrick

Life's such a drag.

02/11/18 9:54:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8728Neil Mackenzie

You’re to young to smoke you should be playing with your Rattle.

02/11/18 0:14:26

 
Adrian Purcell Vote score: 16Adrian Purcell

I'm giving them up. They cost me an arm and a leg.

31/10/18 0:27:21

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

Have an Apple if you want, I'm having a Ciggy

31/10/18 0:23:51

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10477Smuldo

Wheezy Slider.

30/10/18 21:02:18

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10477Smuldo

SerPant.

30/10/18 21:01:44

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5408Tosser Wivlov

Ah, so it's their lungs that rattle.

30/10/18 20:37:43

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3364Vivvy En

"Fancy your usual pint of Snakebite, mate?"

30/10/18 20:35:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19723Ian Skelding

"You tricked me, I thought you were Adam."

30/10/18 20:33:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27768Tony Edwards

He is protected from the effects of smoke inhalation by his hood.

30/10/18 20:31:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1165Crunchy Chords

A cold-blooded killer, and a snake.

30/10/18 20:23:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2395Dave Bryan

''Would you like another cigarette? That one's nearly dead.''

30/10/18 20:22:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3686Chris Keegan

He tried so hard to stop but he just didn't take to viping

30/10/18 20:08:08

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1510Karyn Harrison

This is a hiss-take!

30/10/18 20:07:36

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19723Ian Skelding

Smoke filled Cobra

30/10/18 20:04:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6689Vanessa the Guesser

"I'd love to give up but I'm not a quitter."

30/10/18 20:03:54

 
stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

He'd been told to scale down his smoking.

30/10/18 20:02:39

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 282Scrappy Doo

Stop making an asp of yourself.

30/10/18 20:02:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3686Chris Keegan

Snakes smoking. Not really considered as a reptileable habbit.

30/10/18 20:01:28

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

Fagini

30/10/18 20:00:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

Charming!

30/10/18 20:00:44

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

" It helps me unwind."

30/10/18 20:00:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6689Vanessa the Guesser

"Does my butt look big in thissss?"

30/10/18 20:00:21

 
Molly R Vote score: 503Molly R

So, Mr Bond, I think we have something to discuss.

30/10/18 20:00:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

"Ah that's better, I was asping for a fag"

30/10/18 20:00:05

 
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