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Booby Trap

30/09/23 8:06:34

creative x5

Step, Toe & Sun

12/03/14 12:37:33

lol x3

Carol wished a double decker would come...and a Mars Bar, a Twix, a Bounty and a box of Terry's All Gold.

30/07/13 12:21:55

lol x3

"You spoil that bloody bat!"

27/04/20 12:12:35

lol clever x2

"Have you been mis-sold PPE?'

03/04/20 8:09:53

lol x2 creative

'Been up since 4.am. Got a brilliant caption for the 8 a.m photo but I think it's gonna be a bit obvious. There's bound to be other captioneers thinking the same thing. I know, cut and paste. Oh five seconds to go. Finger hovering over add caption button...4..3 ..2 ZZZZZZZ '

02/05/19 8:16:05

clever x2

Pros and Cons

21/10/16 12:54:20

Bruised Wayne

18/09/12 20:10:56

lol

"Flippin' hell, Edmund, Who cares if it's creased? Just stick the flag in the bloody summit"

24/06/19 20:30:04

lol

Never try to leave a barbers without paying

01/07/21 12:19:39

lol x3 creative

In his younger days, Don King had a fetish for licking squirrels arses

23/01/17 20:16:38

lol creative x2

Cuepid

27/08/13 20:01:41

"The journey was so slow. It kept stopping at every lamp-post"

01/03/24 12:03:31

lol x2

"Trek 300 miles across the plains in search of water? Fuck that I've just got a flight for £4.99 on Ryanair. Lands 10 minutes from the watering hole"

15/01/24 12:28:36

lol

The Scottish version of Knight Rider had a car called KILT.

06/11/23 8:12:43

lol creative

"OK, I agree, people shouldn't pollute the sea with rubbish and plastic but you have to admit... this polystyrene has come in handy"

30/09/21 20:52:45

lol

Traffic news: The B345 has virtually come to a standstill due to Fogg

08/09/21 12:15:15

lol creative x2

Police arrange an identity parade for a woman who claims that she was being watched through a keyhole of a swimming pool changing room

22/10/18 20:44:22

It's situated in a close knit community

15/02/17 20:06:24

Booby Trapped

24/11/23 8:09:50

lol

"I swear if I catch you swinging past my daughter's bedroom again I'll...."

30/09/23 12:02:06, edited: 02/10/23 12:45:50, suggested edits

lol

"John and Paul. The tune's great but could we tweak the lyrics?"

13/09/23 20:03:13

clever x3

No one is talking about the elephant in the room

30/05/22 8:44:43

Even mutes can get Tourettes

18/05/21 12:17:50

Due to a bagpipe shortage, Luton's 'Scottish Exile Pipe Band' had to improvise

22/05/20 12:12:57

"Good afternoon. Today, we are in Delhi, for the semi finals of the Extreme Jenga Championship.."

30/06/19 12:05:59

"All I did was order a pint of cider"

02/04/16 20:05:57

Lavish

06/05/23 8:00:54

clever

"Well done Dave. Now that's much better than your previous 'Grab the Cock' sign.

17/02/23 8:05:41

clever x2

"Gotcha. Caught red-handed. Have you anything to say?"

"Miaow"

28/06/21 12:39:48

lol clever

The relationship ended when Gladys pulled a Mussel

13/04/21 20:45:32

"Come on you two. Smoke break is over. Those chimneys ain't gonna clean themselves"

08/07/20 8:25:57

Air Raid Sirens

05/05/20 20:11:08

creative

Rice wine made with fox? Those Japanese will eat anything!

22/03/18 12:09:42

lol x2

"My nose is running"
"So is the fucking groom.... DAVE!"

24/11/13 20:20:38

"Take me to your weeder"

19/09/12 8:01:41

Like a Wine Stoned Cowboy

06/09/12 12:10:26

Dave Laboured away putting up his Christmas decorations, while Tracy was a bit more Conservative

07/01/24 12:09:11

Thinks "These humans must be vicious, they're all muzzled"

18/10/23 20:05:54

lol x2 creative

"Get a grip Dave, it's just a fucking Squirrel"

26/08/23 12:09:32

lol

"Next on Animal Life Swap, we'll see how the Hippos are managing in their bedsit in Swansea"

07/09/21 8:14:09

lol

"You're smiling now but you'll regret getting them done when you're older" remarked his dad with his Tandy, Blockbuster Video, Rumbelows, Do It All, Texas, and Woolworths tattoos.

27/02/21 20:39:51

It was at that moment that the magician wished he had used a rabbit

07/07/20 8:03:05

lol

"Hello, I'm Dr Ball. How many mushrooms have you swallowed?"

30/04/20 8:27:16

lol

Some Paralympic events simply do not work

09/04/20 8:35:58

lol

"I got rid of that frog in my throat, but I'm still a little hoarse"

16/08/19 12:04:54

"I found it in the road. It's a 'Truck-killed flattypuss'"

19/09/18 8:53:27

clever

They lead up to A Flat

07/02/17 12:13:01

lol

"I want peanuts, a size 48 tutu and some sticky buns....or I drop the boy"

10/05/15 12:16:55

"I see Spiderman was pissed again last night"

05/04/15 12:00:58

lol x2

"Good man, you got the razor blade. Now let's see how cute the meerkat looks without ears"

11/07/14 21:00:38

Gerbal Tea

05/07/14 12:19:27

"Run Forrest Run"

24/03/14 20:16:35

George was hoping to make the Olympus diving team

26/01/14 10:37:47

Raveheart

05/10/12 12:08:49

"Steak and Kidney £2, Mince Beef £1.50 and Cheese and Ham £1"
Pie rates of the Caribbean

29/08/12 12:52:52

Walkies with dinosaurs

25/04/14 12:07:08

Ok. No need to Ramadan our throats

31/08/12 12:14:25

Only pools and horses

28/08/12 12:44:28

lol x2

Even though he was sweating his nuts off in the dog suit, Dave would do anything to avoid paying the train fare.

18/10/23 20:02:35

Filly O Fish

18/10/23 12:09:48

Fanny By Gaslight

05/01/23 8:23:00

"...and no funny business"

13/09/21 8:05:29

Water Canon

07/07/21 12:22:43

"It might look cute, but the "African Pygmy Piranha Dog' just takes 30 seconds to take down and skin an adult zebra.."

21/08/20 12:09:41

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon

17/08/20 8:54:46

lol

"It's sore?. Well I told you to stick to the italian, but no, you had to go and eat the Indian"

19/08/19 9:37:25

lol

"You spoil that bloody hamster"

30/03/19 8:06:50

Isle of Nan TT

28/08/18 12:07:39

lol

Are you constipated? Is your toilet full of overgrown flowers? Then you could do with a prune.

07/02/15 20:29:27

Talk about flogging a dead horse

17/04/24 12:01:41

clever

🎵 Tiers on my pillow

25/02/24 20:03:31

...and that morning his poor little daughter got into trouble for going to school with bullets, a service rifle and a Swiss Army knife.

25/07/23 20:29:09

That black masking tape is gonna hurt when they pull it off.

26/06/23 12:03:32

You think that's big? Look at the size of the Brussel Sprouts behind her

18/02/23 12:09:40

lol

I've always thought that alien abductions would be more high-tech

11/07/22 12:07:35

lol

"Sir, do you mind running through it again?"

22/06/21 12:05:16

"Blimey your dog is reading that book. That's amazing"
"Not really, he's supposed to be studying for his police exam"

28/05/21 12:17:19

The lower sign is for constipated bats

08/04/21 8:08:47

creative

Abandoned as a pup, Fido was raised by a family of beavers

20/01/21 8:26:26

creative

"The cat walked straight past. The disguise worked"

01/12/20 11:28:19

clever

Con Heir

23/03/20 20:02:36

Sealicone implants

13/03/20 20:08:04

lol

"So how will I recognise you?"

24/11/19 21:01:22

"Well, I told you not to pull its tail"

16/11/17 20:27:03

Blob the Builder

03/10/17 20:00:51

lol

"Don't roll your eyes at me"

27/08/17 20:08:24

lol x2

"You spoil that bloody Dingo"

01/04/15 21:51:15

clever x2

Japanory

25/09/14 12:05:16

creative x2

After successfully choreographing the Y.M.C.A dance, the dancers found that D.I.V.O.R.C.E by Tammy Wynette was harder to master.

15/05/14 20:24:32

creative

Nights In Light Latin

08/03/14 20:08:26

creative

Since the rabbit incident, King Midas was banned from keeping pets

15/01/14 8:39:19

creative

The owner has earned a fortune from this bar. Now he'd rather be called Filthy Rich.

23/10/13 12:05:47

Bless. Dalek babies are so cute.

25/01/13 9:19:38

lol creative

"She's never properly recovered from that Paul Mckenna stage experience. He told her that she was a Dung Beetle"

29/03/24 12:06:32

lol

"He said he wants a penguin"

"We ain't got any. We've Kit Kats if that'll do."

24/03/24 12:19:13

"Remember last week, when I said I thought I saw a squirrel go in the cellar..."

12/03/24 20:07:28

Bury F.C

14/02/24 12:01:03

A fish called Wander

11/02/24 12:06:15