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Mark England Vote score: 15654Mark England

"So how will I recognise you?"

24/11/19 21:01:22

 
dave the rave Vote score: 137dave the rave

To continue, please insert disc 2.

24/11/19 20:00:06

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2797Stu Dent

Guy's can you stop throwing beer mats, I am on the phone.

24/11/19 20:11:48

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3549James Lennox

There must be easier ways to clear landmines.

24/11/19 20:22:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3549James Lennox

"What's my medical emergency? Well, it's kind of hard to say."

24/11/19 20:05:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3549James Lennox

African athletes are great runners, but they're crap at discus.

24/11/19 20:08:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

Apocalips Now

24/11/19 20:00:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1346Scrijjy Doo

Everyone loves salami, but no one wants to see how it's made.

24/11/19 20:26:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9553Vanessa the Guesser

"Wow, he's dishy"

24/11/19 20:00:27

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2524Trace Sarge

Lip sinking to "I bless the rains down in Africa"

24/11/19 20:09:57

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2797Stu Dent

Sir I just need your bank account details and I will move the funds

24/11/19 20:03:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4912The Wolf

“That was the most painful blowjob I’ve ever given. Oh well, at least I got the iPod”

24/11/19 20:00:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30259Tony Edwards

It's the only way he can get a signal.

24/11/19 20:59:45

 
dave the rave Vote score: 137dave the rave

Shell necklace- $25 40G iPod-$250 Automatic rifle -$950 Impressing Ubangi girls- priceless

24/11/19 20:51:29

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22366Michael Winner

*whisper* "Surprisingly, the staple diet of the Serengeti tribespeople is cheesecake thrown out of a moving delivery van."

24/11/19 20:11:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9553Vanessa the Guesser

This guy's only interested in your cup size.

24/11/19 20:08:57

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3549James Lennox

"Here's your pizza. Do you want extra cheese on it?"

24/11/19 20:04:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37674Welsh Rarebit

Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' acetastin' motivatin' goodbuzzin' cooltalkin' highwalkin' fastlivin' evergivin' coolfizzin' Tootsie

24/11/19 20:00:33

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Carey Sutton Vote score: 845Carey Sutton

Yuck I hate baked beans🤮

25/11/19 18:29:24

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 127Jack Joyce

"Alexa..." Begin pizza toppings"

25/11/19 12:04:30

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 127Jack Joyce

...This mobile satellite dish is not working, I have no reception!

...Can you just try moving you lip a little to the right!

25/11/19 5:42:41

 
Dev B Vote score: 427Dev B

That's some serious mouth-organ

25/11/19 4:55:49

 
Dev B Vote score: 427Dev B

The new AK47 rifle comes with an easy to use bullet deflector

25/11/19 4:53:14

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 491Generic RedHead

"Now playing: Fat Lip - Sum 41."

25/11/19 1:45:34

 
stone face Vote score: 5950stone face

Remember Wagon Wheels when you were a kid..

25/11/19 1:36:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7803Mr Dome

Yo. Hi. It's er, Stormzy. Can't do Glasto this year bro. Got nodules on my tongue

24/11/19 22:59:17

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4366Kenny Ireland

"I'm sorry. I can't speak just now. My mother has has one of her teeth removed and had a gas cooker put in".

24/11/19 22:33:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19613John Glover

"When you pass another town, get me a new shower head, this one's blocked up."

24/11/19 22:32:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7803Mr Dome

That's his cum face

24/11/19 22:29:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7260Chris Keegan

When she said she didn't believe in kissing on a first date I wasn't too disappointed.

24/11/19 22:06:34

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4366Kenny Ireland

Was he in the plate river battle?

24/11/19 21:55:46

 
Davie Marshall Vote score: 711Davie Marshall

"Give me a minute from razing this village, I've got to take this call. I've got a sideline gig with BT Broadband customer support. Yes Doreen, have you tried turning it off and on again?"

24/11/19 21:55:14

 
Mark Wilson Mark Wilson

Is it just me or are these Dominos delivery drivers getting worse

24/11/19 21:53:09

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5769Glyn Evans

The Saucer-sore's Apprentice

24/11/19 21:27:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9578Neil Mackenzie

He’s got a pizza stuck in his teeth.

24/11/19 21:20:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

He sells sea shells in a silly war.

24/11/19 21:05:54

 
dave the rave Vote score: 137dave the rave

He Finally gets used to his lip ring, and someone has to give him music to sing along to...

24/11/19 21:02:23

 
dave the rave Vote score: 137dave the rave

.. So I was at this party, and when I woke up ...

24/11/19 21:00:18

 
dave the rave Vote score: 137dave the rave

Solar powered African war machine.

24/11/19 20:55:41

 
dave the rave Vote score: 137dave the rave

Had me hands full, but had to eat!!

24/11/19 20:48:57

 
dave the rave Vote score: 137dave the rave

He's got a gun, so careful you dont give him any more lip.

24/11/19 20:48:23

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5769Glyn Evans

"Got a Death dish?"

24/11/19 20:40:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30259Tony Edwards

Kanye is getting fed up with being used for target practice.

24/11/19 20:35:29

 
dave the rave Vote score: 137dave the rave

DJ Kanzo in da house.

24/11/19 20:33:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1346Scrijjy Doo

"Thank you for calling customer service. How may I help you?"

24/11/19 20:29:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7260Chris Keegan

Noooo, I orfffered it slifffhed uooo thoopedd irrrriot!

24/11/19 20:28:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5813Greg Curtis

"No, I SAID...my mouth is a little sewer"

24/11/19 20:23:46

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3549James Lennox

A Mowambawai tribesman walks into a bar. The bartender says...

24/11/19 20:15:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4912The Wolf

"Hello? I'm calling in regard to your car accident..."

24/11/19 20:13:18

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5157Paul Reeve

“Hello, is that the Cookie Monster?”

24/11/19 20:12:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

Shellshocked

24/11/19 20:07:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37674Welsh Rarebit

Cleft Palette

24/11/19 20:04:30

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2524Trace Sarge

Just your average human bean

24/11/19 20:01:46

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2797Stu Dent

Guns of have a phone

24/11/19 20:01:18

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3549James Lennox

Shut your pie-hole.

24/11/19 20:00:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4912The Wolf

“Where’s the hostage? Come on, spill the beans…”

24/11/19 20:00:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37674Welsh Rarebit

Very handy for carrying your mini, deep pan pizza when your hands are full, whilst out in the bush tracking elephant poachers.

24/11/19 20:00:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2797Stu Dent

So this is the black bean source

24/11/19 20:00:07

 
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