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''I always buy big Tesco cucumbers. My husband has only got a Lidl one.''
18/02/23 12:11:25
You think that's big? Look at the size of the Brussel Sprouts behind her
18/02/23 12:09:40
"I wonder if anyone will come up with anything that doesn't allude to shoving it up my fanny?" mused Janice.
18/02/23 12:36:47, edited: 19/02/23 9:14:05
Vagetarian
18/02/23 12:59:45
Unexpected item in the shagging area
18/02/23 12:02:17, edited: 18/02/23 12:24:37
"Yes, Madam, that is all the lube we have in stock."
18/02/23 12:00:41
Safeway?
18/02/23 13:17:49
Store Detective confronts shoplifter after body search
18/02/23 12:41:38
Episode 37 of popular Youtube show "Geordie Sees First Vegetable".
18/02/23 16:02:25
When Tesco start selling off their Valentines surplus.
18/02/23 12:01:49
“What’s the big dill?”
18/02/23 12:00:12
That's a bit cucumbersome
18/02/23 17:06:57
Whatever she's thinking, I bet your thoughts are grocer.
18/02/23 16:43:11
CAUTION: WET FLOOR
18/02/23 13:50:42
It was at this moment Jane started to enjoy shoplifting.
18/02/23 12:04:06
"No wonder Mavis never leaves her allotment."
18/02/23 12:00:20
Fortunately Belinda had a massive vegina.
18/02/23 12:00:15
"How many times, Kate. It only counts as one of your five a day when eaten."
18/02/23 12:00:11
"Yes Madam. We can give you a full refund but could you remove the condom first please".
18/02/23 15:23:50
''Can someone explain this? It was only six inches long when I started handling it.''
18/02/23 12:33:23
Jane was soon seen rushing to the customer service desk.
18/02/23 12:04:40
It's looks big but you'd be surprised how much you can fit into your shopping trolley
18/02/23 12:00:16
I Dream of Zucchini.
18/02/23 12:40:00
Tina suddenly fancied a salad.
18/02/23 12:01:52
Tool as a cucumber?!
18/02/23 12:01:25
“Must have seen me dressing.”
18/02/23 12:32:40
Sarah suddenly became quite excited about trying the F Plan Diet
18/02/23 12:06:59
"Where do the batteries go?"
18/02/23 12:06:04
It was way too big and so Karen decided to have some now, some later, and then eat the rest.
18/02/23 12:02:28
Cue cum her.
18/02/23 12:02:22
Every little bit helps...........
18/02/23 12:01:43
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