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Dave Bryan Vote score: 25404Dave Bryan

''I always buy big Tesco cucumbers. My husband has only got a Lidl one.''

18/02/23 12:11:25

Mark England Vote score: 20497Mark England

You think that's big? Look at the size of the Brussel Sprouts behind her

18/02/23 12:09:40

John Harrison Vote score: 2288John Harrison

"I wonder if anyone will come up with anything that doesn't allude to shoving it up my fanny?" mused Janice.

18/02/23 12:36:47, edited: 19/02/23 9:14:05

Tony Edwards Vote score: 37024Tony Edwards

Vagetarian

18/02/23 12:59:45

Dave Bryan Vote score: 25404Dave Bryan

Unexpected item in the shagging area

18/02/23 12:02:17, edited: 18/02/23 12:24:37

Mark Cowling Vote score: 3057Mark Cowling

"Yes, Madam, that is all the lube we have in stock."

18/02/23 12:00:41

Chris Keegan Vote score: 13181Chris Keegan

Safeway?

18/02/23 13:17:49

Phil Swan Vote score: 163Phil Swan

Store Detective confronts shoplifter after body search

18/02/23 12:41:38

Mark Cowling Vote score: 3057Mark Cowling

Episode 37 of popular Youtube show "Geordie Sees First Vegetable".

18/02/23 16:02:25

Tony S Vote score: 7062Tony S

When Tesco start selling off their Valentines surplus.

18/02/23 12:01:49

KT A Vote score: 3527KT A

“What’s the big dill?”

18/02/23 12:00:12

Jo Vote score: 486Jo

That's a bit cucumbersome

18/02/23 17:06:57

Martin Veith Vote score: 1140Martin Veith

Whatever she's thinking, I bet your thoughts are grocer.

18/02/23 16:43:11

Mr Dome  Vote score: 15286Mr Dome

CAUTION: WET FLOOR

18/02/23 13:50:42

Tony S Vote score: 7062Tony S

It was at this moment Jane started to enjoy shoplifting.

18/02/23 12:04:06

Mark Cowling Vote score: 3057Mark Cowling

"No wonder Mavis never leaves her allotment."

18/02/23 12:00:20

Stephen Bean Vote score: 29564Stephen Bean

Fortunately Belinda had a massive vegina.

18/02/23 12:00:15

Mark Cowling Vote score: 3057Mark Cowling

"How many times, Kate. It only counts as one of your five a day when eaten."

18/02/23 12:00:11

Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6091Kenny Ireland

"Yes Madam. We can give you a full refund but could you remove the condom first please".

18/02/23 15:23:50

Dave Bryan Vote score: 25404Dave Bryan

''Can someone explain this? It was only six inches long when I started handling it.''

18/02/23 12:33:23

It's hand grown --Mr Dome
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 19522Vanessa the Guesser

Jane was soon seen rushing to the customer service desk.

18/02/23 12:04:40

Glyn Evans Vote score: 10781Glyn Evans

It's looks big but you'd be surprised how much you can fit into your shopping trolley

18/02/23 12:00:16

Pri Mustor Vote score: 125Pri Mustor

I Dream of Zucchini.

18/02/23 12:40:00

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 19522Vanessa the Guesser

Tina suddenly fancied a salad.

18/02/23 12:01:52

ヽ(•‿•)ノ --Scrijjy Doo
Stephen Bean Vote score: 29564Stephen Bean

Tool as a cucumber?!

18/02/23 12:01:25

C CaMel Vote score: 9536C CaMel

“Must have seen me dressing.”

18/02/23 12:32:40

Chris Keegan Vote score: 13181Chris Keegan

Sarah suddenly became quite excited about trying the F Plan Diet

18/02/23 12:06:59

Mark England Vote score: 20497Mark England

"Where do the batteries go?"

18/02/23 12:06:04

John Harrison Vote score: 2288John Harrison

It was way too big and so Karen decided to have some now, some later, and then eat the rest.

18/02/23 12:02:28

Tony S Vote score: 7062Tony S

Cue cum her.

18/02/23 12:02:22

brian davies Vote score: 296brian davies

Every little bit helps...........

18/02/23 12:01:43

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