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	"...and after spraying scent, beating their chests and howling loudly the Kangaroo mating ritual finally ends with a bout of air guitar.." 18/09/23 8:10:41	2 16

	lol "How much?" "4 bucks" "Will ya take 3?" 13/05/23 20:02:21	16

	Poor Tina. Even the tide won't take her out. 25/02/23 12:13:19, edited: 25/02/23 12:15:52	2 16
She's allready in a current relationship. --KimJong Pun
	Using a fish and cat as bait, young Dave was determined to catch himself a crocodile. 19/12/22 8:07:56	16

	"I shouldn't have got a cat and mouse tattooed on my privates" "Why's that?" "It's Itchy and Scratchy" 09/10/22 12:17:40, edited: 09/10/22 12:18:15	16

	Everyone in town remembers the year that Evel Knievel was Mayor 06/09/22 12:08:31	16

	I can smell some Thing burning. 22/08/22 8:47:22	1 16

	"Do you like my Judge wig?" "Yes, Mallard" 04/08/22 20:04:48, edited: 04/08/22 20:05:35	16

	lol It seems cruel now, but back in the olden days, gingers were made to carry orange balloons, so that bullies could spot them from a distance. 08/02/22 8:09:55	16

	clever In every town on a Sunday morning, you will always see pigeons, pecking away at a discarded Chinese. 19/05/21 12:06:19	16

	Silence is golden 17/11/20 20:03:13	16

	"Just look at the state of you. Disgusting. I can't believe you got your nosed pierced" 16/09/20 20:06:11	16

	fvhfvvteowjsikxk 02/09/20 8:27:17	3 16
Surely he wrote "covfefe"? --Molly R
	"You are offal, but I like you" 29/06/20 20:19:08	16

	lol Charlie hated caption time. 29/05/20 12:16:53	2 16
''So I decided during the train journey that when I grew up I would make all those f-cking Captioneers suffer, including my parents.''Extract from Anon's autobiography --Dave Bryan
	"Bloody weirdo. Did you feel him dressing us with his eyes?" 28/05/20 12:39:29	16

	creative That's the good thing about self isolating. I've finally got to clear out my kitchen drawers. 10/04/20 20:10:55	1 16
When I clean out my drawers, I just throw them in the washing machine. --Willie Johnson
	Gardening club in Chernobyl 23/10/19 8:37:49	16

	Gym'll fix it 05/10/19 9:33:02	1 16
Only some areas of his body need a bit of touching up --Mr Dome
	"Mmmmm, Chinese, Indian, Italian...I just love these 'all you can eat' buffets" 17/08/19 12:06:13	16

	clever "Ooh, you gave me a start!" 03/08/19 15:14:12	2 16
Well done, this was a tough pic. --James Lennox
	clever "Next stop, Vauxhall" 30/04/19 12:50:42	16

	"Excuse me mate, I think you're in my seat" 21/09/18 12:01:06	16

	lol "Serves you right. Fighting to lick the cream off the whisk" 27/05/18 13:37:39	16

	lol x2 The Rubber Lipped Duck Eating Carp just opens its mouth and waits 18/09/17 12:37:18	1 16
Just seen this... bloody brilliant! --Tony Busby
	creative x3 Story of Keith Richards Stone is wet - on a bender Stone is dry - hasn't drunk for 2 hours Shadow on the ground - just chinned Hank Marvin White on top - sneezed when taking coke Can't see stone - hiding from Hank Marvin Swinging stone - back in the sixties Stone jumping up and down- can't find fags Stone gone - in rehab 31/08/15 21:54:35	16

	lol "I am not a number, I am a free dog!" 22/06/15 8:53:13	16

	Half a dozen Seggs 21/04/15 14:38:37	16

	creative "I think he's dead Mr Barrymore" 26/03/15 8:02:39	16

	Shock waves 15/08/14 12:00:36	16

	lol x2 Meanwhile at the home for blind orphans.... "Sir, there's nothing coming out" "Must be an airlock. Keep sucking son, keep sucking" 01/08/14 8:08:35	16

	It was often said that Chris looked a lot like his mummy 20/04/14 8:05:37	16

	Colin loved vegetables. Especially leeks, which was a big plus 10/04/14 20:41:39	16

	creative "and the main hazard for the Yellow Caterpillar is being attacked by Soldier Ants" 06/04/14 20:38:23	16

	lol Alas, his mother never fully recovered from giving birth to a six foot, fifteen stone, fully clothed baby. 03/03/14 12:05:44	1 16
the banner must have hurt a bit also. --Lucky Elperro
	lol creative " I can see ya cowering behind the steering wheel. Come out Matthews, you murdering bastard" 25/09/13 12:20:26	5 16
If you had watched your family live their lives in cramped conditions and forced to over eat only to be carried out naked, headless and covered in cling film you could be excused a little colourful language --John Llamas
	creative "These magic mushrooms aren't any good. Let's ask this giant worm if he knows where we can get any" 11/06/13 13:31:11	16

	lol A Nudist Columny 05/06/13 13:02:28	16

	Grime Lord 06/03/13 12:03:12	16

	WARNING. Smoking can give you stoat cancer 20/02/13 8:04:15	16

	Making Headlines 09/01/13 12:13:59	16

	"Ha Ha. They fell for the old church roof routine again" 04/11/12 12:04:11	16

	Waleed Chakroun was fed up with tourists walking into his house and shitting in his sink 16/10/12 20:20:29	2 16

	Pray as you go 21/09/12 8:28:06	16

	Beat it juice 11/09/12 8:01:45	16

	Lee King. Water pistol repairs. 20/08/12 8:04:29	16

	In cardboard city, the other tramps considered Bill a bit snobby 30/09/14 12:07:03	15

	lol I shit on your grave 06/05/14 20:23:02	15

	So that's how they make the orange ones. 06/02/14 10:21:15	15

	My wife's the same. She always covers herself when she's changing too. 31/01/14 8:05:20	15

	creative x2 Security firm 'Immort Alarms' need a new company sign writer. 03/12/13 12:47:11	1 15
Nicely done :-) --Oli Blackwell
	lol creative As if by magic....the shopkeeper appeared 14/09/13 12:25:09	15

	creative Drunkey 02/09/13 20:00:42	1 15
This is an off-the-charts cute idea. I think drunkeys would be a huge hit. --Greg Curtis
	lol In an effort to win back dwindling audiences, Crimewatch UK are now doing police re-inactments through the concept of dance 20/06/13 12:09:17	1 15
''Call crime poppers now on 0800 555 111'' --Ross Davidson
	"You can fuck off with that fiddle, I'm not jumping over the Moon tonight" 17/06/13 12:04:16	15

	Rear view mirror 18/04/13 8:04:45	2 15
The title of the photo is "Rear View" lol --Jessica Eitzen
	To boldly row, where no man has rowed before 14/04/13 20:03:05	15

	World War 2, France, a captured airman is made to prove his nationality with the 'Can Can' test. 12/04/13 20:51:44	15

	lol creative x2 Before Arnold Schwarzenegger agreed to do the role, The Terminator was set to star Charles Hawtrey. 29/01/13 13:46:59	15

	Too many latte nights 29/10/12 8:00:35	15

	Sixty, shades and grey 03/10/12 13:54:22	2 15

	"And as the mother clown enters the nest, the clown chicks open their mouths in anticipation of a custard pie" 26/09/12 8:26:11	15

	Squirty Harry 20/08/12 8:13:03	15

	"Sweet Dreams" 25/02/24 20:01:43	15

	Is there any concrete evidence? 19/02/24 20:04:57	15

	clever "You little bastards!" Shouted Gulliver 21/12/23 12:36:48	1 15
'You annoying big bastard!' shouted the captioneers --Mr Dome
	Dave's new girlfriend came with a lot of baggage 19/11/23 12:04:12	15

	"How much butter did you use?" "Four knobs" 15/06/23 12:13:40	15

	"The Collonic Irrigation went well Miss Jones. Would you like to take it home?" 13/05/23 12:11:04	15

	Perfect when wearing Drainpipes 04/03/23 12:14:59	15

	"Tiddles want salmon" "But it's 15 quid" "TIDDLES WANT SALMON" "OK Tiddles" 04/08/22 12:04:34	15

	"Who's left skidmarks on the sheets?" 24/05/22 20:03:34	15

	lol "So this horsey thing can take the king?" "No" "Can this castle move this way?" "No" "What about this cardinal?" "Fuck this, get out the Snakes and Ladders" 03/02/22 8:59:39	15

	creative "Paddy, what are you still doing with those alligators that you found? I thought I told you to take them to the zoo" "I did. I think they enjoyed it. Now I'm taking them to the opera" 09/05/21 23:07:36	4 15
Anon, I shudder to think what effect this sort of thing may have on new members - and there are new members arriving every week, who will read through and try to get a feel of the place. They may be fooled into thinking that your dictum is part o... --Molly R
	The first ever car to park in Liverpool 16/10/20 12:01:17	15

	I worry about our daughter sometimes. I often think "What planet are you on?" 13/08/20 8:33:41	15

	"The geese sent me. If you want to see your dog again, they want half a dozen loaves and a packet of raisins, by noon tomorrow" 29/07/20 20:20:22	1 15
Little did the geese know, it would all be stuffed down their throats for pate de foie gras. --Willie Johnson
	lol "How was I to know that I couldn't shit in THAT sand?" 02/07/20 20:11:41	15

	lol creative "In 2nd place we have Geppetto, who carries his fibbing son by his nose" 14/05/20 12:05:07	15

	"What stairs?" 30/04/20 20:13:11	2 15
Those 'come to bed' stares --Mr Dome
	🎵 I'm Popeye the sailor mannequin 🎵 02/03/20 12:52:12	15

	clever The Roman Empire was overthrown by a military coo 15/01/20 8:58:28	5 15
Being Scottish, that caption got me searching the photo for a bovine. --Molly R
	Franken Stein 01/11/19 12:04:35	2 15
Or stein in Frank? --Willie Johnson
	Rock pools are a great place to catch crabs 28/10/19 20:23:42	15

	clever "We had pancakes yesterday. Today's Ash Wednesday" 16/08/19 20:24:15	15

	You just can't get the staff these days 11/04/19 20:01:01	15

	clever "Midas! Stop playing with your food" 24/03/19 12:08:03	15

	lol "Smell your wife!" 20/03/19 8:16:48	2 15
I think that's horrible :-( --Molly R
	"Buy our chickens at knocked down prices" 12/11/18 20:51:06	15

	"...and because of melting ice caps, the Polar Bear can travel up to 150 miles a day, looking for a substantial meal. This one is on the final leg of a 2000 mile round trip to Billingsgate Fish Market.." 22/10/18 12:37:54	15

	creative "You spoil that bloody snake" 11/09/18 12:04:34	15

	lol clever "Have I got any African in me? Well, I did have about 9 months ago" 31/08/18 12:41:18	15

	"It matches the Arms chairs" 03/06/18 20:47:36	15

	"I'm not hiding under here" lied Pinocchio 04/01/18 8:03:41	15

	"Sorry, we can't go any further ladies. I can hear a rattle in the engine" 04/02/17 9:07:16	15

	Hyenas like to LOL in the grass 26/01/17 21:34:44	15

	lol "Darling. You know when you said that the wine tasted like cat's piss..." 15/12/16 20:10:01	15

	At the nudist club, all members must wear a hat 17/09/16 8:10:51	1 15
I like to think about the Spice Girls in the nude. Sometimes I keep my clothes on for it. --Michael Monkhouse
	Ben just couldn't control his crack addiction 08/06/16 12:05:10	15

	"That's strange. The streets are desserted" 11/05/16 20:01:41	2 15
Just saying your caption is super-clever! --larry G.