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"Please, since we got married you've kept me confined in the cellar and it's been how many years now? A sandwich is all I ask!"
6:32pm
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"Oh, you want me to make you a sandwich? Fine. Here's one made of knuckles." [Hercules Rockefeller]
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
1:01am
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Dave's marriage was already off to a Rocky start. [Hercules Rockefeller]
Does she have hemorrhoids?
12:11pm
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"Does the carpet match the grapes?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
Nice idea but it might be too cryptic. I had to Google Selina Kyle to see who she was. Why not something like 'When you ask your wife to get you Catwoman to complete your DC Comic model collection and she comes back with this'.
1:02pm
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"But I don't want a Selina Kyle action figure, mum. I want Batman!" [Hercules Rockefeller]
.... and after an accident ... ends with why.
1:15pm
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"Wrong. Safety begins with an S." [Hercules Rockefeller]
"...although I should have suspected something when she chopped Sarah's head off."
8:07am
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"Wow, I had no idea that Becky was a Highlander." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Maybe he needs it for his Trauma-Filled Life, After His Mugging.
11:49pm
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Dave couldn't make it through the day without his three fingers of whiskey. [Hercules Rockefeller]
"No it's just a little warm so far, we'll be fine."
9:18am
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"Aren't you boiling in those suits?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
She just wanted to have fun, one surmises.
12:55pm
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It is kinda disheartening to learn that Cyndi Lauper has become homeless. [Hercules Rockefeller]
Yep, there's certainly an emergency, it's the Chief Inspector!
8:05pm
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"Somebody call the entire Fashion Police Department. We have a major emergency here!" [Hercules Rockefeller]