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The Bird Watching Society was initially disappointed at the lack of owls. Then they spotted the tits.
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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5796Hercules Rockefeller

The Bird Watching Society was initially disappointed at the lack of owls. Then they spotted the tits.

14/03/19 8:07:51

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I went out with a girl from the Bird Watching Society and ended up with thrush. --stone face
The Wolf Vote score: 4269The Wolf

“You don’t want to cause trouble in there, have you seen the size of the bouncers?”

14/03/19 8:00:14

 
stone face Vote score: 5224stone face

Even though Hooters have tried hard to clean up their image, they will always have their knockers.

14/03/19 8:00:41

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

Let's pop in for drinks and nipples.

14/03/19 9:49:23

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

"Harry took his time looking for Hedwig"

14/03/19 8:59:18

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 765Sam Cass

Not what you think. It's an academy for the gifted.

14/03/19 11:54:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2997James Lennox

They should've just called the franchise "Tits". It would've saved a fortune on signage.

14/03/19 9:18:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36897Welsh Rarebit

Hotel Californication

14/03/19 8:48:41

 
stone face Vote score: 5224stone face

"I was pleased when I asked the barmaid to see what drinking vessels were available, and she showed me her jugs."

14/03/19 8:12:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6602Chris Keegan

I had a look inside, just being nosey.

14/03/19 8:00:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9413Neil Mackenzie

Some people pay the high entrance fee, but they never close the curtains so I rented the apartment opposite.

14/03/19 21:26:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2186Crunchy Chords

Police detectives get excited whenever they find signs of owl play.

14/03/19 14:16:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36897Welsh Rarebit

The Houses of Parliament

14/03/19 8:49:18

 
stone face Vote score: 5224stone face

"Brings back a lot of happy mammaries that photo."

14/03/19 8:01:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7304Mr Dome

Buy your horns here

14/03/19 11:34:02

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4513Vivvy En

"A big place - takes a lot of chicks to fillet"

14/03/19 11:30:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19392John Glover

I hear lucky old Jules Holland has a Hooter Nanny every year.

14/03/19 11:15:05

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2997James Lennox

All the boy otters come here to score ... and before the grammar police comment, otters aren't the best at spelling.

14/03/19 9:44:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2997James Lennox

Trumpet players aren't all perverts, they're just easily mislead.

14/03/19 9:22:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29902Tony Edwards

Red-light district

14/03/19 9:16:02

 
G fj Vote score: 486G fj

Is this an anagram pointing out the Kennedy assassin? (The school book depository?)

14/03/19 9:01:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9062Vanessa the Guesser

Rival brown owls meet here and compare brownies.

14/03/19 8:28:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5232Dave Bryan

I've got nothing but praise for the barnmaids.

14/03/19 8:28:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4333Stephen Bean

"This sign is so bright at night I can't sleep. I'd like to honk the hooter of the twit twoo owns it."

14/03/19 8:27:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9062Vanessa the Guesser

The waitresses certainly turn heads

14/03/19 8:19:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7304Mr Dome

In this neighborhood you find hooters on every street corner

14/03/19 8:14:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5232Dave Bryan

The firm is happy for staff to wear their owl clothes when on duty.

14/03/19 8:14:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5232Dave Bryan

''Here's your pizza. Have a mice day.''

14/03/19 8:10:02

 
stone face Vote score: 5224stone face

My favourite breastaurant.

14/03/19 8:05:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20888Ian Skelding

Bristol City's Council building.

14/03/19 8:05:22

 
Molly R Vote score: 1054Molly R

The in place for night-owls

14/03/19 8:02:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5232Dave Bryan

A firm with a nose for business

14/03/19 8:00:15

 
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