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| Captions | 50 | 5 | 8 | #8 | 27 | 60 | #7 | 8974 | 13605 | #21 |
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| Suggested Edits | 1 | #3 | 1 | #3 | 3 | #11 |
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28/06/14 20:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
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20/05/23 8:01:40 |
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♪ I chomped the sheriff, but I didn't chew the deputy. ♪ 05/03/23 8:01:12 |
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Nice one! --Al Overy
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"Take a seat. The Doctor will see you shortly." 10/11/23 12:06:48 |
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I dunno. I think this photo is doctored. --Willie Johnson
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27/03/13 12:00:30 |
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The Full Monty Python? --Cath Jones
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"Damn waiter messed my order up. I deliberately ordered a club sandwich." 27/03/23 8:05:27 |
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"Curiosity does sound like an odd name for a goldfish." 17/04/21 12:05:16 |
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17/11/23 12:03:40 |
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28/03/21 12:01:21 |
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Hercules. Missed the vote on your caption. Can safely say it’s one of the funniest captions, and now one of favourites. I’m still chuckling now! Xxxx 🤣😂😆 --Karen Oakenfull
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30/03/24 8:04:24 |
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Clever --Mandy Tate
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"You know, Doc, I was a bit worried when you started mentioning something about atrophy." 11/03/24 8:06:42 |
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"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk." 01/07/19 12:03:05 |
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23/01/14 20:10:29 |
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Very good! You've got a flare for this sort of caption --Zac Kramer
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Babar was now enjoying his new life thanks to the witness protection program. 01/02/24 8:01:18 |
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"Aren't you boiling in those suits?" 09/10/23 20:04:53 |
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"No it's just a little warm so far, we'll be fine." --Willie Johnson
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20/06/23 12:01:34 |
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it sink. 22/11/22 8:01:11 |
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07/05/21 20:05:54 |
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14/03/19 8:07:51 |
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I went out with a girl from the Bird Watching Society and ended up with thrush. --stone face
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08/01/19 20:31:23 |
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He'd always been a bit unstable. --Karyn Harrison
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21/08/18 8:03:52 |
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25/09/14 20:13:32 |
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25/12/23 8:02:06 |
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06/11/22 8:02:57 |
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11/10/22 8:09:05 |
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06/04/21 8:11:29 |
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05/02/19 20:04:15 |
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"What's the matter? You look like you got a latte on your mind." 27/03/24 8:15:35 |
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"Not now, dear. I'm trying to hibernate." 13/12/23 20:02:29 |
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29/10/23 8:12:38 |
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26/09/23 8:01:10 |
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"It says: Verify you are human. Crap! How did they know?" 22/04/23 8:01:22 |
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06/01/23 8:01:30 |
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14/07/22 20:05:35 |
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"Quickly, check the cushions for some change. There's a toll booth coming up." 23/07/21 8:15:03 |
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That was one bombshell the boys didn't mind seeing. 04/12/20 8:07:50 |
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09/08/20 8:01:25 |
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But not if you're a black cat. --Willie Johnson
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06/02/18 20:07:01 |
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"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon." 09/10/17 20:06:30 |
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"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory." 07/02/14 8:08:16 |
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And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida. 01/09/13 8:22:08 |
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They say Hawking is so clever he'll pick anything up straightaway. I dropped a sheaf of papers, nothing. --Michael Monkhouse
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04/01/13 12:07:43 |
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." 10/10/12 8:23:25 |
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22/12/23 21:09:42 |
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Could be the African Queen. --Al Overy
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29/06/23 8:07:16 |
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24/03/23 8:01:25 |
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"Tell the firing squad I'm almost ready." 29/11/22 20:09:18 |
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"What? The weatherman said to dress for the mid 70's today." 22/04/21 20:09:13 |
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"Mind if I crash at your place?" 28/11/20 12:01:25 |
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"Knock yourself out." --Willie Johnson
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11/05/20 8:00:26 |
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Modern day Don key-xote. --Willie Johnson
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Monty Python and the Holy Snail 20/04/20 12:00:47 |
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20/10/19 8:25:39 |
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Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school. 22/05/19 20:04:13 |
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25/01/19 8:24:10 |
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07/04/15 20:02:31 |
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"I had fun once. It was awful." 22/02/14 20:26:25 |
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"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!" 21/07/13 20:12:23 |
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02/02/13 20:15:25 |
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"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?" 02/10/12 20:12:26 |
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12/01/12 20:31:21 |
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05/01/12 11:01:11 |
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"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from." 11/07/14 20:00:21 |
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This is an utterly perfect caption- bravo! --Michael Winner
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"You know, I still don't think he's done yet." 01/04/14 20:00:57 |
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13/08/13 20:05:47 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall. 16/06/13 20:23:01 |
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Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder 24/04/13 8:02:06 |
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07/12/12 20:04:25 |
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13/05/12 20:08:09 |
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12/04/24 8:01:18 |
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13/02/24 20:04:01 |
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13/11/23 12:01:59 |
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26/08/23 8:01:53 |
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"How did you manage to get such a realistic dog costume for your tarantula?" 20/04/23 20:05:58 |
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28/10/22 8:02:34 |
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20/10/22 8:01:21 |
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"I thought you claimed that you never test your makeup on animals." 20/01/21 12:07:55 |
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12/09/20 20:09:39 |
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16/08/20 8:03:06 |
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09/05/20 20:03:57 |
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And 50 shades of NAY. --Willie Johnson
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"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!" 01/08/15 20:04:17 |
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07/07/15 20:06:31 |
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19/01/24 8:01:28 |
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02/11/23 8:10:21 |
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22/10/23 8:00:26 |
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"If that doesn't kill the lice, then nothing will." 20/09/23 8:04:56 |
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08/07/23 8:55:22 |
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11/05/23 20:42:25 |
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29/03/23 8:01:12 |
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Lee would later be accused of using performance enhancing dogs. 12/02/23 8:05:39 |
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01/10/22 8:22:35 |
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"Please stop that. You know how ticklish I am!" 10/09/22 20:03:13 |
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05/07/22 20:38:34 |
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"I hear their customer service really sucks." 08/01/22 8:07:03 |
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"Hey, David, I got that restraining order for a reason." 03/10/21 8:01:48 |
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"Yeah, it's called a Nature Reserve, now leave me alone""No!" --Glyn Evans
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"Do you think this corsage is a bit much?" 16/04/21 12:19:31 |
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"Here, Mr. Gulliver, I found your shuttlecock." 12/03/19 12:02:52 |
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08/03/19 20:02:24 |
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"This must be how my parakeet feels." 20/01/19 20:05:39 |
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Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program. 11/07/18 20:34:37 |
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"Please, since we got married you've kept me confined in the cellar and it's been how many years now? A sandwich is all I ask!"
6:32pm
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"Oh, you want me to make you a sandwich? Fine. Here's one made of knuckles." [Hercules Rockefeller]
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
1:01am
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Dave's marriage was already off to a Rocky start. [Hercules Rockefeller]
Does she have hemorrhoids?
12:11pm
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"Does the carpet match the grapes?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
Nice idea but it might be too cryptic. I had to Google Selina Kyle to see who she was. Why not something like 'When you ask your wife to get you Catwoman to complete your DC Comic model collection and she comes back with this'.
1:02pm
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"But I don't want a Selina Kyle action figure, mum. I want Batman!" [Hercules Rockefeller]
.... and after an accident ... ends with why.
1:15pm
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"Wrong. Safety begins with an S." [Hercules Rockefeller]
"...although I should have suspected something when she chopped Sarah's head off."
8:07am
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"Wow, I had no idea that Becky was a Highlander." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Maybe he needs it for his Trauma-Filled Life, After His Mugging.
11:49pm
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Dave couldn't make it through the day without his three fingers of whiskey. [Hercules Rockefeller]
"No it's just a little warm so far, we'll be fine."
9:18am
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"Aren't you boiling in those suits?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
She just wanted to have fun, one surmises.
12:55pm
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It is kinda disheartening to learn that Cyndi Lauper has become homeless. [Hercules Rockefeller]
Yep, there's certainly an emergency, it's the Chief Inspector!
8:05pm
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"Somebody call the entire Fashion Police Department. We have a major emergency here!" [Hercules Rockefeller]