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	This Week				Last Week			All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	36	18	10	#19	16	10	#27	1970	2713	#65
Photos			3	#6	1	13	#5	248	989	#5
Comments	6	1						17	37	#81
Suggested Edits	2

	This Week		Last Week		All Time
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Captions	24	#7	20	#22	2379	#76
Photos	7	#4	11	#7	1040	#18
Comments					37	#65
Suggested Edits	1	#2			3	#11

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lol x3 13/07/23 8:11:00		24 35
Very well done, Phil! Yours was the crem of the crop. Congratulations on your win. --Al Overy

lol 09/11/23 12:08:28, edited: 15/03/24 18:18:14, suggested edits		24 30
Well done Phil - great caption! How was the date? --Mr Dome
	lol x3 The Post Code Lottery found a new way to tell entrants they hadn't won 26/09/23 8:10:31	27

	lol “I think my waters have broken “ said Mrs Gulliver 01/11/23 8:07:39	26

	lol Dave was determined to get his money's worth at the Build a Bear shop. 11/01/24 20:03:04, edited: 11/01/24 20:08:37, suggested edits	1 22
I've left a bit of a pedantic edit suggestion Cap Auth. Feel free to ignore. --James Lennox
	lol Unfortunately for Davina the pin the donkey game had not gone well 23/12/23 8:10:01	21

	clever x2 “They said they couldn’t do me a 99 but could do a 57” said Dave 28/10/23 20:11:26	1 21

	Going down the slide was a near death experience 01/05/23 12:06:38	20

	A pooh dunnit murder mystery 22/03/23 8:04:13	20

	lol creative "This is great I must come back and do this in the summer" said Dave 03/05/24 8:05:49, edited: 03/05/24 8:06:11	1 19

	"You do realise it's rude to point" 27/09/23 8:09:54	19

	Dave regretted calling the stripper ad in the phone box 28/08/23 8:31:03	19

	lol Chris Beach announces venue for the Dave Awards Ceremony 19/10/23 8:08:45	7 18
Apologies to Vanessa, Vivvy, KT A, Karen, Dot, Catherine, Julia, Karen, Karen, Karyn, Kathleen, Mandy, Valerie, Alexandra, and Jo in having to party in a gents' toilet --Mr Dome
	lol “You know granny wants to see you “ 24/09/23 8:05:10	18

	"Have you made any plans for Christmas yet?" 17/09/23 12:01:12	18

	clever "Quick we need to get across the border before Trump is elected" 06/03/24 8:08:06	2 17
Mexico will be a better place to live if he is. --Barrie Bullock
	creative "They had run out of Christmas trees" said Dave 11/12/23 8:28:24	17

	“Was the Police all you could think of for something blue” 15/09/23 12:08:53	1 17
She blue it. --Willie Johnson
	“Hmm she is a captioneer and my name is Dave this is not going to end well “ 09/09/23 20:06:58	1 17

	Dave liked to start easy with his ransom demands 03/09/23 20:02:50, edited: 03/09/23 20:03:09	16

	Dave knew he would find a way to enjoy the James Blunt concert with his girlfriend 13/06/23 8:10:10	16

	"I told you we would get a carriage to ourselves" said Sally 05/03/24 8:11:41	15

	creative Edward always won 04/01/24 20:05:02	1 15

	" Okay I have removed the c,a,p,t keys just the i,o,n,.,m and e to go. Hopefully you should then get your life back " 09/11/23 8:10:17	1 15
"No! No! otherwise without it I might realise that I had no life beforehand. I couldn't survive without top.cinema" --Glyn Evans
	“Of course it’s my anus and can you stop groping it “ said Sally 16/01/24 12:02:30	14

	lol “Joseph can you please tell those 3 wise men to sod off” 25/12/23 12:10:41	14

	“Any update on when the plumber is coming to fix the toilet?” 25/07/23 12:41:53	14

	Meating place 21/07/23 8:03:54	14

	"You saw ME buying a cucumber that size" 03/03/23 8:03:06	13

	Men behaving balletly 25/04/24 8:00:58	12

	Bungle always felt a right tit being on Rainbow 28/02/24 12:15:21	3 12
That's a left tit, just sayin'. --Karen McDonald
	Bloody hell 25p for The Sun 19/02/24 20:03:43	12

	"I think I may have crabs" said Sue "it's a lot worse than that" said sally 06/02/24 8:03:15, edited: 06/02/24 8:03:33	12

	Kay FC 12/01/24 8:03:00	12

	Barnsley 2040 30/11/23 12:01:23	12

	Dave always attracted the clingy types 04/11/23 20:09:14	12

	Doctor said it’s a repetitive strain injury 13/10/23 12:00:53	12

	Even the dogs realised you only needed to dress your top half when on zoom meetings 27/05/23 8:18:55	12

	Aristocat 22/05/23 8:03:34	12

	lol Mittens was ready to deal with the Tory local election literature coming through the door 09/04/23 8:18:38	12

	Snappy dresser 14/01/24 20:07:36	11

	Full bodied red wine 21/12/23 12:02:47	11

	Dave never was any good at hide and seek 26/08/23 12:02:31	11

	Dave could not understand the big deal about money laundering 15/07/23 8:04:37	11

	The fabric shop had said the cloth was end of line but Claire didn't realise they meant Jubilee Line 13/05/23 8:05:20	11

	Turns out Jan only wanted the matching t-shirt back 11/03/23 8:05:56	11

	"I think the cat knows we are off to Mexico and wants to come with us " said Dave 06/03/24 8:23:40	10

	"I spent too much time scratching my head as to where to go on holiday " said Dave 24/01/24 8:11:19	10

	Cast of has beans 07/01/24 20:01:08	10

	Beesy Rider 03/12/23 12:03:54	10

	Costs an arm and a leg 04/10/23 12:03:26	10

	lol Dave couldn’t fully commit to being in a ZZ Top tribute band 09/09/23 12:49:22	10

	“Granny why are there no earlier family pictures on your sideboard?” 22/07/23 12:12:10, edited: 22/07/23 12:12:34	10

	EasyJet are now offering seats for those customers suffering from claustrophobia 14/07/23 12:08:23	10

	"The person who uses the last dish needs to do all the washing up" 30/05/23 17:00:58, edited: 30/05/23 17:04:25	10

	"What you left your phone at home some date this is going to be" 03/05/23 8:02:24	10

	Should have gone to pecsavers 23/04/23 8:21:56, edited: 23/04/23 8:22:36	10

	Dave was feeling a bit sluggish 02/05/24 8:04:43, edited: 02/05/24 8:04:57	9

	"Alas poor Yorick. That gives me an idea I must get back to the typewriter" 23/04/24 12:02:10, edited: 23/04/24 12:04:05	9

	"I'm flattered but you know I'm older than 16" 06/01/24 8:06:11	9

	“Sorry but the baby sitter cancelled at the last minute “ 05/01/24 20:03:17, suggested edits	9

	"Do you think I need to call the AA" "Perhaps I do need to sober up first" 10/11/23 20:04:22	9

	"What do you think?" "I think it's called an engine" 10/11/23 20:01:04	9

	"You know we don't put the heating on till 1 October" 19/08/23 8:06:35	9

	The Costa interview process was pretty intense 28/07/23 20:02:51	9

	"And don't leave the toilet seat up again next time" 16/05/23 12:39:20	9

	“Have you got all those stains out the bath yet?” said Dave 31/03/24 8:01:46, edited: 31/03/24 8:02:03	8

	"I will let you out when you can tell me exactly how to use the Suggested Edit, Nod and Finder on the caption.me site" 30/01/24 8:12:13	8

	"I knew mowing the lawn set off your hayfever so I bought you this" said Dave 21/01/24 8:01:18	8

	"What sort of soup is it?" "It's a family recipe" 30/12/23 8:02:23	8

	“Must be attracted to the apple shampoo and conditioner you used” said Dave 14/11/23 8:05:55	8

	"Luke you know I said I was your father, well..." 07/11/23 8:14:25	8

	"keep running there's an American XL bully dog chasing us" 29/09/23 8:08:23	8

	🎵 A message to you,Rudy 🎵 27/09/23 8:08:17	8

	In years gone by capioneers were treated like witches and metal helmets were attached to their heads stop the captions from flowing out. 25/09/23 8:11:45	5 8
Why do you think cats are so popular on caption.me? --Glyn Evans
	"This tastes like shit you would feed prisoners" "Better get used to it then sir" 17/06/23 20:07:42	8

	lol "Sorry my Teams camera seems to be playing up, but I'm still here" 06/06/23 12:33:55, edited: 06/06/23 12:34:19	8

	lol "Okay why is my gun shooting penises" 16/05/23 20:25:45	1 8
Because its assembly was cocked up. --John Glover
	"I specifically said NO PINEAPPLE" 05/04/23 12:42:57	8

	When car clamping firms run out of clamps 01/04/23 9:30:40	8

	Chilli dogs 21/03/23 20:08:49	8

	Polecat 22/04/24 20:01:26	7

	“How much do you regret not living in Britain “ 18/04/24 8:02:42	7

	“So Dave why did the nursery sack you this time?” 08/04/24 12:24:53	7

	Elon Husky 09/03/24 8:02:29	7

	“Okay choose an exit any exit but don’t tell me” said Magician Dave 15/02/24 20:13:22, edited: 15/02/24 20:13:35	7

	Chair Person 13/02/24 8:01:28	7

	Another cool Apple product 07/02/24 8:06:01	7

	Fortunately the pictures with 3 donuts got censored 02/02/24 12:07:12	7

	clever Kevin hated going into makeup before making each Aldi Christmas advert 12/01/24 12:04:33	1 7
Love this caption and should’ve given it a super vote…. Well I’m going to anyway. --Karen Oakenfull
	"Nice ass" 23/12/23 8:01:53	7

	Dave found there was usually enough hay fever sufferers in a carriage to guarantee him a seat. 26/11/23 8:32:44	7

	Breakfast in America 07/10/23 12:05:41	7

	It comes with a stigma attached 25/09/23 12:11:07	7

	Review 1 Star “You are shut in a mesh cage guarded by Eminem and some pigeons “ 19/09/23 13:50:02	1 7
Some people are never going to be happy 🙄 --Glyn Evans
	Conservatives election leaflet for 2024 leaked 13/09/23 20:06:42	7

	Even when abroad Dave had an alarm and laptop ready at 8.00,12.00 and 20.00 GMT 04/09/23 12:39:17	7

	“I would give it 20 minutes if I were you” 18/08/23 20:56:42	7

	Charlie Dimmock's Garden Rescue team were about to meet their biggest challenge yet 24/05/23 20:20:14	7

	Holly Willoughby waving goodbye to Phillip Schofield 20/05/23 20:10:14	7

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last comments (total: 111)

I think we can increase comment quotas, as the issues we had with people writing weird comments for their own amusement (as opposed to writing comments for the benefit of the reader) have started to resolve.

Chris Beach

(admin)

03/12/23
7:30am

comment on caption:
After years of no dates Davina decided to change her Tinder photo [Phil Swan]

Little, 'Edward Scissorhands,' I presume.

[anon]

07/01/24
2:06am

comment on caption:
Edward always won [Phil Swan]

I've left a bit of a pedantic edit suggestion Cap Auth. Feel free to ignore.

James Lennox

11/01/24
8:06pm

comment on caption:
Dave was determined to get his money's worth at the Build a Bear shop. [Phil Swan]

Love this caption and should’ve given it a super vote…. Well I’m going to anyway.

Karen Oakenfull

12/01/24
4:49pm

comment on caption:
Kevin hated going into makeup before making each Aldi Christmas advert [Phil Swan]

I'm in a Minecraft group, this could be 'me with a man'

[anon]

24/01/24
10:33am

comment on caption:
"I can't wait to send this to my Minecraft group, me with a woman" said Dave [Phil Swan]

Well played anon

...I'm talking about the comment, not Minecraft, not that there's anything wrong with Minecraft and that anyone that plays Minecraft is undesirable in any way or suggested to not be part of a cool clique because inclusion in a cool clique that for some reason doesn't play Minecraft means that you're desirable simply on the basis that you don't do certain things like play Minecraft and instead play off hanging around with a cool clique if indeed they are a cool clique and they do cool things to stay cool, like stay out of the sun

As you can probably tell, I'm not part of what is considered a cool clique and the cool clique simply define us as "the caption people" 😥

How we look for validation from them, that they may guide us in our times of need! 😄😱

Anyway we're much cooler than the people on X, even though they think their captions are oh so much more suave and sophisticated than what we do on caption.me....Posers!

Actually thinking about it I don't even know if I'm one of the caption people...I submit captions but that does not necessarily mean I'm one of the caption people, ach, I must be so uncool! 😭

Glyn Evans

25/01/24
8:20am

comment on caption:
"I can't wait to send this to my Minecraft group, me with a woman" said Dave [Phil Swan]

Cor baby, that's really free.

[anon]

06/02/24
4:11pm