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''When did you first notice the pain in your right shoulder?''''When you started squeezing it.''
20/05/23 20:04:58, edited: 21/05/23 7:57:32
“I’ll make you do a decent shadow puppet if it’s the last thing I do.”
20/05/23 21:38:46, edited: 20/05/23 21:41:51
Sabotage is suspected in the latest I'm a Little Teapot competition.
20/05/23 20:41:01
Holly Willoughby waving goodbye to Phillip Schofield
20/05/23 20:10:14
"Now, your final ink blot test. This one weeds out the sex attackers but don't worry as 99% of people just see a butterfly..."
20/05/23 22:03:54
"How soon can I go back to my work advertising toothpaste?"
21/05/23 6:18:03
Still not sure why I had to strip naked Dr.
20/05/23 21:24:12
Quick nurse dim the lights and turn on the torch. We have the perfect shadow snail.
20/05/23 21:23:51
Down at the Kingdom Hall Jehovah's Witnesses are shown the correct way to knock on doors.
20/05/23 20:16:52
You don’t tell the physiotherapist but he knows you’re suffering from wankers cramp.
20/05/23 20:13:11
"There. If you behave you can have your left one back tomorrow."
20/05/23 20:20:24
"How did you dislocate your shoulder Mr Bean?""Trying to put a caption on in four seconds."
20/05/23 20:00:44, edited: 20/05/23 20:32:02
The Porsche dealer took the downpayment for Dave's new 911. He agreed to hand over a leg later.
20/05/23 22:36:28
"OK Mr Gere, put the gerbil down and step away slowly"
20/05/23 20:23:17
"Dr I'm unable to get a thumbs up.""Start writing puns then."
20/05/23 20:11:13
“If I give a little twist Chris, will you ban puns?”
20/05/23 20:08:05
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