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30/07/13 12:21:55 |
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July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
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27/04/20 12:12:35 |
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01/07/21 12:19:39 |
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Great caption Mark but I think Al Overy deserved a nod for being first to come up with the barber idea which hadn't occurred to me. --Stephen Bean
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01/10/18 20:04:56 |
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I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments --Mark England
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23/01/17 20:16:38 |
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It's based on Don King's unique hairstyle --Mark England
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27/08/13 20:01:41 |
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01/03/24 12:03:31 |
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15/01/24 12:28:36 |
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The flight is £4.99, but the extra weight over the standard limit will be another £4990. --Molly R
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06/11/23 8:12:43 |
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Curious to see what's under the bonnet --Boycie
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30/09/21 20:52:45 |
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Pmsl --Karen Oakenfull
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08/09/21 12:15:15 |
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Around the M25 in 80 days. Sounds about right. --Dan Nicholls
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22/10/18 20:44:22 |
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15/02/17 20:06:24 |
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24/11/23 8:09:50 |
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30/09/23 12:02:06, edited: 02/10/23 12:45:50, suggested edits |
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30/05/22 8:44:43 |
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18/05/21 12:17:50 |
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Do sailors say clean things when they get Tourette's? --Willie Johnson
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22/05/20 12:12:57 |
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But it was a bit of a Wee Crankie idea. --Woofer 6
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30/06/19 12:05:59 |
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06/05/23 8:00:54 |
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28/06/21 12:39:48 |
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22/03/18 12:09:42 |
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24/11/13 20:20:38 |
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lmfao...bravo. --Ross Davidson
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19/09/12 8:01:41 |
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07/01/24 12:09:11 |
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18/10/23 20:05:54 |
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26/08/23 12:09:32 |
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Feel free to experiment on any of my captions, Dave --Vivvy En
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07/09/21 8:14:09 |
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27/02/21 20:39:51 |
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Great thinking on this one. Love it --The Wolf
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07/07/20 8:03:05 |
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30/04/20 8:27:16 |
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09/04/20 8:35:58 |
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I hate myself, but I can't stop laughing at this. --James Lennox
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16/08/19 12:04:54 |
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19/09/18 8:53:27 |
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07/02/17 12:13:01 |
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10/05/15 12:16:55 |
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in your opinion. --Lucky Elperro
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05/04/15 12:00:58 |
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11/07/14 21:00:38 |
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Is it just me, or this the best round of captions in ages? I love this. --Michael Winner
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05/07/14 12:19:27 |
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24/03/14 20:16:35 |
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26/01/14 10:37:47 |
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05/10/12 12:08:49 |
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31/08/12 12:14:25 |
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05/01/23 8:23:00 |
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13/09/21 8:05:29 |
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It's a clown so that's a given. --Barrie Bullock
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07/07/21 12:22:43 |
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17/08/20 8:54:46 |
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Shocking --John Glover
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22/06/21 12:05:16 |
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"Do you mind running through the halls naked and screaming? Yes you do mind? Then do you mind if I do it after a question like that?" --Willie Johnson
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28/05/21 12:17:19 |
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01/12/20 11:28:19 |
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16/11/17 20:27:03 |
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Anon. As it’s panto season you missed ‘Ooooh’ from the start of your comment --Mr Dome
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03/10/17 20:00:51 |
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...specializing in REALLY HEAVY construction. --Greg Curtis
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27/08/17 20:08:24 |
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01/04/15 21:51:15 |
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must be me but its a bit sick! --Bad Boy Dennis.
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25/09/14 12:05:16 |
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08/03/14 20:08:26 |
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The moody blue background is perfect. --Pete
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11/02/24 12:06:15 |
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Though she is a fan of Chanukeir Starmer
3:23pm
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Dave Laboured away putting up his Christmas decorations, while Tracy was a bit more Conservative [Mark England]
The flight is £4.99, but the extra weight over the standard limit will be another £4990.
5:21pm
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"Trek 300 miles across the plains in search of water? Fuck that I've just got a flight for £4.99 on Ryanair. Lands 10 minutes from the watering hole" [Mark England]
Should enter them in the Olympics at 20.18
10:31pm
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It wasn't much of a surprise that Kamil couldn't get any customers to ride his two and three legged camels. [Mark England]
He didn't post any captions.
8:05am
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He had a day off on Sundays [Mark England]
Nod to 12:10:38
12:22pm
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Deddy Boys [Mark England]
There goes the Godzilla franchise... 😂
8:06pm
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"The castration was a success, Godzilla. Would you like to take them home as a souvenir?" [Mark England]
Reminds me of Les Barker's poem: Guide Cats For The Blind - Worth a listen on You Tube.
8:33am
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After finding several women in trees, the 'Guide Cats For The Blind Scheme' was quickly scrapped. [Mark England]
Don't be sorry, we respect your integrity.
12:12pm
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Peeping T.... Sorry, I can't bring myself to say it. [Mark England]
I'm gonna go back later and see who put Peeping Tom, and never speak to them again.
12:16pm
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Peeping T.... Sorry, I can't bring myself to say it. [Mark England]
If you checked out every Peeping Tom caption, you wouldn't be speaking to most of the people on the site.
12:23pm
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Peeping T.... Sorry, I can't bring myself to say it. [Mark England]