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GeeDee Vote score: 2818GeeDee

NOOOOO Tina, Just the Marshmallow!! You just swallow the marshmallow

06/03/17 8:17:39

 
Mark England Vote score: 15821Mark England

It was a macabre trophy to keep, but Sue liked to remember the day that she ran over a Python in a steamroller.

06/03/17 9:23:19

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Mr Dome, I've got two windscreen vipers in my car, if that's any help? --Jonathan Allsopp
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Sarah was so happy to meet up again with her old flame.

06/03/17 12:00:10

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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Amanda took it one step further at the national surfboard balancing competition.

06/03/17 11:51:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

Phlegm Retardant

06/03/17 8:48:24

 
Joe Vote score: 1609Joe

Alison's fondue parties were never dull

06/03/17 22:10:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19906John Glover

Mavis was determined to get time off work with a sore throat.

06/03/17 11:55:18

 
pat brown Vote score: 12pat brown

Maria never used hair removal cream or a razor, she was hardcore!

06/03/17 11:05:22

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Monty Python's Frying Circus.

(Nod to 9:23:19 which wasn't there when I was typing this.)

06/03/17 9:25:23

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Betty always had weird cravings when she was pregnant.

06/03/17 9:24:25

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14051Dan Nicholls

Donna kebab.

06/03/17 8:30:46

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Arson fire? No, just my mouth.

07/03/17 13:23:34

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Barbiecue.

06/03/17 8:58:02

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Does it hurt?"
"Corset does."

06/03/17 8:57:36

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Margaret Houlihan is about to experience major Burns orally...again.

06/03/17 8:37:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14051Dan Nicholls

You could just floss like normal people.

06/03/17 8:31:41

 
avijit kelkar avijit kelkar

great balls of (on) fire!...serves you right, when u try putting everything in the mouth!

16/03/17 13:57:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9834Neil Mackenzie

An old picture of Lesly Ash.

07/03/17 0:28:38

 
larry G. Vote score: 1422larry G.

"Hey, there's my old flame performing street stunts."

06/03/17 20:30:16

 
larry G. Vote score: 1422larry G.

Dragon breath.

06/03/17 20:26:27

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

It was all going so well until Arabella got hiccups.

06/03/17 16:26:10

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Alan Sugar, after considering Rita's new business idea,shook his head before stating, ''You're fired.''

06/03/17 12:03:27

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

“It's definitely not your breath!”

06/03/17 11:16:44

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Everything was under control until the finale when she bent over to blow the flame out with a fart.

06/03/17 8:50:57

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

You don't want to know how her husband sometimes puts out the fire.

06/03/17 8:25:46

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I skewered Samantha many a time, she's an old flame of mine.

06/03/17 8:21:59

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Deep Heat Throat.

06/03/17 8:15:32

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Well they don't call her Hot Lips Lucy for nothing.

06/03/17 8:14:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21304Ian Skelding

"Would you like some brimstone to go with that?"

06/03/17 8:09:29

 
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