Dick Burpin'

17/12/12 12:02:50

I SAID....You Buy One..You Get One Free

17/12/12 16:26:10

There must be easier ways to tell your parents you're gay.

17/12/12 14:09:13

You know you're getting old when the Chelsea Pensioners start looking young.

18/12/12 2:33:11

Legend has it that Captain Parker would cut off his captives penisess and keep them on his person in special containers. When asked if this was true, he replied "It's just a load of old bollocks."

17/12/12 12:22:06

Suddenly, Dave felt Middle Aged

17/12/12 19:21:32

"Someone's nicked my bugle!"

17/12/12 13:18:39

Captian Jack rued blindly following his sat-nav during the floods after the waters receded and he found himself landlocked in Tamworth

17/12/12 13:03:19

♫ Laddie in red... ♫

17/12/12 14:35:14

"Are you a Roundhead?"

"No, I just need to let these trousers out a bit."

17/12/12 13:14:56

Smuggling butt plugs was proving to be most lucrative.

17/12/12 12:53:23

Only eight chopping days till Christmas.

17/12/12 12:05:10