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Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Johnny English

19/04/21 8:07:38

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Another one I missed. Very good :-) --Nina Dutton
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

Stephen Fry-up

19/04/21 8:00:48

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5488Kenny Ireland

Breakfast mug.

19/04/21 10:01:30

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2898GeeDee

For God sake Picasso why cant you just eat your food like normal people

19/04/21 9:07:54

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have no idea lots of comments get repeated --Willie Johnson
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

Nice eggs, shame I have to eat the face.

19/04/21 8:38:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Man Fryday

19/04/21 8:20:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

That's the wurst smile I've ever seen.

19/04/21 8:04:38

 
Tony S Vote score: 1828Tony S

New bookies favourite as The Americans will vote for anyone to be President.

19/04/21 8:01:13

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Hey, I resemble that remark! --Troompa Loompa
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Happy Meal

19/04/21 8:00:07

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Okay listen up, the child witness has come up with an artists impression of the suspect

19/04/21 10:02:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7488Vivvy En

I fancy you. You look really tasty.

19/04/21 9:26:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"This is what we get for hiring a chef as a sketch artist."

19/04/21 8:01:21

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Or a sketch artist as a chef? --Willie Johnson
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 896Ellen Duncalf

Not sure the two slugs look that appealing though.

19/04/21 9:42:03

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Haha, nobody's perfect :) --Vivvy En
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

All it takes is a simple mistake with the sausage to completely scupper your chances of winning the sad face breakfast competition.

19/04/21 8:46:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"Our relationship went cold and now it is purely plate-onic."

19/04/21 8:45:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Cooking the Looks

19/04/21 8:34:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7488Vivvy En

You are what you eat.
♪ Be a clown, be a clown. All the world loves a clown ♪

19/04/21 8:19:45

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

Crusty the Clown

19/04/21 8:08:47

 
Louise Comb Louise Comb

The chipolata is much lower down

27/04/21 19:30:07

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5547Ron Allan

Notice..please abide by this restaurant's strict social distancing policy..'you are being watched'

19/04/21 21:28:30

 
Ryan French Vote score: 48Ryan French

You shouldn't monkey around with food.

19/04/21 13:16:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

♫ ♬ Vessels are gonna clog up...
Put on a happy face ♫ ♬

19/04/21 12:47:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10351Chris Keegan

After eating this with a massive hangover I couldn't face another...

19/04/21 11:11:14

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

Face plate

19/04/21 11:00:42

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5488Kenny Ireland

Pan faced.

19/04/21 10:16:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

The fool monty

19/04/21 10:13:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

And a mug of Coco.

19/04/21 10:05:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

Is that It? No baked beans?

19/04/21 10:01:39

 
Mark England Vote score: 18089Mark England

The Maze Prison chef would cruelly mock the hunger strikers

19/04/21 9:06:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Fry up-lifting

19/04/21 8:57:27

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Hello and welcome to the Masterchef Celebrity final..

19/04/21 8:19:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Clients at the Ritz not happy as Neil Buchanan becomes head chef

19/04/21 8:18:14

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Which Michelin star restaurant did the new chef say he'd worked in?

19/04/21 8:15:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''What's the matter, Hamish?''

''Where's the black pudding and battered Mars Bar? I'm sick of your bloody health foods.''

19/04/21 8:15:39

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1480Dot Old


Keep your funny side up, up,
Let your laughter come through, do!
Stand up on your legs,
Be like two fried eggs,
Keep your sunny side up!

19/04/21 8:10:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''Brown bread?''

''I will be soon.''

19/04/21 8:09:26

 
Tony S Vote score: 1828Tony S

Guess that's the wife's way of saying I'm not getting my oats this morning.

19/04/21 8:09:20

 
Tony S Vote score: 1828Tony S

To be honest I don't like the look of it and it tastes funny.

19/04/21 8:06:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

For an English breakfast without beans, he looks surprisingly full of them.

19/04/21 8:02:38

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

I like to eat an arty breakfast.

19/04/21 8:00:35

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 216Nina Dutton

Billy stop clowning around with your food

19/04/21 8:00:26

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

I think I saw him in Grease.

19/04/21 8:00:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''You've overfaced me again.''

19/04/21 8:00:09

 
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