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*beep beep*  Laura, I know youre lying about going to coffee mornings with the girls. Someones taken your photo and youre currently the 8am photo on caption.me and my so called friendly colleagues are taking the piss out of you. When you
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The Wolf Vote score: 5950The Wolf

*beep beep*

Laura, I know you're lying about going to 'coffee mornings' with the girls. Someone's taken your photo and you're currently the 8am photo on caption.me and my so called 'friendly colleagues' are taking the piss out of you. When you get home we seriously need to talk. Ps...keep the outfit.

17/02/20 8:56:11

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4511James Lennox

I've complained about endless comic book characters, gay pride parades, and black and white zoo photos, but right at this moment Kenneth, all is forgiven.

17/02/20 8:14:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7340Dave Bryan

Complaints about Anon's comments seem to have suddenly stopped.

17/02/20 8:45:06

 
Dev B Vote score: 501Dev B

TXT
"mom, d diarrhea pill wrkd! btch is leavin d stage. 2nite isMY nite 2 stardom!"

17/02/20 9:14:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38782Welsh Rarebit

"Yeah, according to the online doctor, you've got worms Angie"

17/02/20 8:01:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6805Stephen Bean

"Bob says the phone sex will be better next time. Look, he's even bought a new mattress."

17/02/20 8:24:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14063Dan Nicholls

lol, she keeps farting and catching it in her hand. She dashed one in my face a minute ago. I think she had bacon for breakfast.

17/02/20 14:45:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8634Mr Dome

I bet that's not the only seed that's been spread across her stomach

17/02/20 8:11:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8634Mr Dome

Chicks with pics

17/02/20 9:07:54

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1016Willie Johnson

Which one of those girls is kennethkonica?

17/02/20 8:25:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7340Dave Bryan

It's true what they say about dandelions: They'll grow anywhere.

17/02/20 8:08:57

 
Rachel P Vote score: 628Rachel P

Booty Call

17/02/20 8:08:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6805Stephen Bean

"Hurry up and call the cops Tiffany. I'm not turning around until they arrest that Konica perv who keeps taking photos of us."

17/02/20 8:00:53

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 83Poxy Jock

US Prom costumes have taken a great turn for the better

17/02/20 22:13:57

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 457Mark Wilson

* Texting *
Tracie your arse is hanging out

17/02/20 18:58:42

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1707Scrijjy Doo

The transition from captions to porn was so gradual no one noticed.

17/02/20 18:30:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19928John Glover

"It's from Dad, could we pick up two large jars of strawberry gel, a bumper pack of wet wipes and would we ask Toni for a rough quote for repairing his favourite whip. He says Toni will know which one."

17/02/20 13:36:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

"I've just told Prince Andrew that we're here to clean up. I've brought all the hoover attachments and maybe you could rinse his smalls?"

17/02/20 9:03:09

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6107Glyn Evans

"Not again. You takes ages on that bloody thing."
"Yeah, sometimes coming up with a good caption takes time"

17/02/20 8:48:39

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3210Stu Dent

Dam, I got a crack in my screen.

17/02/20 8:37:53

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

The queue for the ladies was causing her to clench more than her fists!

17/02/20 8:20:30

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3210Stu Dent

Just to let you know Mum, Dad isn't in work today.

17/02/20 8:18:38

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5950The Wolf

Meanwhile, at the Institute of Rehabilitation for Blind Lesbians, it's the 'Sniff Challenge'. Participants will need to tell the difference between a vagina and anus, very important for future relationships (especially oral)...

17/02/20 8:15:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1016Willie Johnson

"Just a minute, I'm using this app to turn on the fan.
It's not working, but why is the base of the swivel chair spinning?"

17/02/20 8:15:34

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Stu Dent Vote score: 3210Stu Dent

So that is where thay put their phones during a show.

17/02/20 8:09:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

I'd be dandy lying on her....

17/02/20 8:00:08

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11300 Smuldo

"No, it's not a Sporran, I just need to trim my Bush..."

17/02/20 18:14:58

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 541Barrie Bullock

Bojo's latest cabinet.

17/02/20 15:02:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9850Neil Mackenzie

When you see dandelion you know it’s a blow job.

17/02/20 12:55:00

 
Sarah Mee Sarah Mee

I'm just phoning mum now to see if she can run down with our P.E kits, can't believe we forgot them again!

17/02/20 10:13:49

 
Rachel P Vote score: 628Rachel P

"Just texting to say I love you"
" #Me Too "

17/02/20 9:03:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5068Vivvy En

"Get off your fecking phone, Mandy...Anyone would think you're handcuffed to it."

17/02/20 8:54:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30674Tony Edwards

Phones 4screw

17/02/20 8:52:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4511James Lennox

It's hard to tell who's hotter, the blonde or the brunette, but both of them could do with a shave.

17/02/20 8:46:25

 
stone face Vote score: 6751stone face

"I've just got a text about those leathery looking chaps."

"Who? Nigel Farage and his mate."

17/02/20 8:44:05

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3210Stu Dent

Photo Pong

17/02/20 8:36:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1016Willie Johnson

Grab-ass is not as nearly as fun when you play it by yourself, or by remote.

17/02/20 8:22:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8634Mr Dome

She's very textual

17/02/20 8:13:12

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You might even say a text symbol. --Willie Johnson
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6210Hercules Rockefeller

"Ingrid, do these leather chaps make my ass look big?"

17/02/20 8:05:22

 
Molly R Vote score: 1411Molly R

"Swipe right, swipe right, swipe right... We'll be earning plenty tonight, Brandi."

17/02/20 8:03:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

Meet my bipolar friends.

17/02/20 8:01:38

 
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