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stone face Vote score: 6303stone face

Dick Knittington..

02/10/19 11:14:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

Shagpuss

02/10/19 11:02:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5427The Wolf

Oh no, not more knobs...thought Larry at Downing Street

02/10/19 11:32:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10012Vanessa the Guesser

So that's why the Cheshire Cat is always grinning.

02/10/19 11:01:44

 
Mark Daly Vote score: 27Mark Daly

I'm sure I told the pet shop owner that I wanted a cockatoo...

02/10/19 15:12:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5427The Wolf

the cat that got the cream

02/10/19 11:00:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 15722Mark England

Why is the brown one bigger? I demand racial equality.

02/10/19 11:17:05

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4847C CaMel

Wash before use.

02/10/19 11:09:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10012Vanessa the Guesser

My cat's gone off these. She's going through the Menopaws.

02/10/19 11:04:15

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

After recently adopting a rescue cat and having him neutered, Dave was elated to find this product, which he bought in an attempt to stave off the persistent revenge attacks every time he got out of the shower.

02/10/19 11:02:00

 
Mark England Vote score: 15722Mark England

My cat prefers the ball bag...and I've got the scars to prove it!

02/10/19 11:01:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

If I had a pussy I would definitely try these.

02/10/19 11:00:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3007Stu Dent

Looks like a cock and wool story to me

02/10/19 13:28:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4004James Lennox

"God is everywhere my child, he's even in a BAG O DICKS."

02/10/19 13:07:16

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Come again? --Karyn Harrison
Carey Sutton Vote score: 887Carey Sutton

Mrs said her husband went to take a shower and now he is in hospital, her cat thought he had her toy

02/10/19 18:40:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

Lesbian Approved

02/10/19 14:09:14

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4004James Lennox

I've always wondered what felinatio was.

02/10/19 13:10:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19786John Glover

Grandma thought they might be salt and pepper, somewhere in the back of her mind she remembered giving things of this shape a damned good shaking.

02/10/19 12:42:40

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 515Barrie Bullock

Made by Claude Balls.

02/10/19 12:13:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6062Stephen Bean

The cat sat on the meat

02/10/19 11:57:55

 
stone face Vote score: 6303stone face

"Two life size Donald Trumps please."

02/10/19 11:54:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6062Stephen Bean

Schrö-dongers sexperiment

02/10/19 11:52:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3580Karyn Harrison

There's also a black one which is more suitable for the larger pussy.

02/10/19 11:28:48

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Actually LOL. Thank you Mrs. Slocombe. --Mark Daly
sarah solway Vote score: 100sarah solway

WARNING! This product may contain nuts.

06/10/19 8:38:05

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

Security blanket.

04/10/19 22:24:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8319Mr Dome

I don't take two dicks at once, as a rule of thumb

03/10/19 6:30:53

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 887Carey Sutton

Comes in two colours

02/10/19 18:28:30

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5932Greg Curtis

"...My latest purchase from "WEAVE GOT IT!' "

02/10/19 16:28:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9718Neil Mackenzie

For wife’s who want their husbands to wear pyjamas, but these cat attack training toys now!

02/10/19 16:17:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

How to occupy a pussy.

02/10/19 14:07:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

We need to put grandma in a home.

02/10/19 14:03:22

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5932Greg Curtis

"...Seamy."

02/10/19 12:25:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8319Mr Dome

Nice lighthouse-themed scratching posts for cats. Fab

02/10/19 11:51:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4847C CaMel

Nan's hands were always busy.

02/10/19 11:50:59

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

100% organic catnip? What a cock and bollocks story!

02/10/19 11:45:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4847C CaMel

I ordered the Sajid and Boris twin pack, arrived quickly, as described. 4 Stars.

02/10/19 11:41:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19786John Glover

Nipped in the bud.

02/10/19 11:15:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13850Dan Nicholls

Twat nip

02/10/19 11:14:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6062Stephen Bean

Hairy dick and tom

02/10/19 11:13:37

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6108Hercules Rockefeller

"My kitty just can't get enough of these mushrooms."

02/10/19 11:11:10

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Pack includes Harry Michael Taylor III and Tyrone.

02/10/19 11:08:43

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3580Karyn Harrison

Felix hadn't quite worked out how to extract the catnip, but where there's a willy there's a way.

02/10/19 11:03:45

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Ideal for my two cats, Bobbit and Nobbit

02/10/19 11:02:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3580Karyn Harrison

Come with detachable helmets.

02/10/19 11:01:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38442Welsh Rarebit

Stash in the cat dick

02/10/19 11:01:08

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3580Karyn Harrison

Nip and suck

02/10/19 11:00:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

Thank heavens they come in a bag.

02/10/19 11:00:37

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Would you like to give your pussy hours of fun?

02/10/19 11:00:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38442Welsh Rarebit

Only a purrvert would invent something like this.

02/10/19 11:00:25

 
Molly R Vote score: 1344Molly R

Approved by the Commission for Racial Equality

02/10/19 11:00:20

 
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