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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2194Crunchy Chords

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30/09/19 20:00:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36931Welsh Rarebit

Only available in size 1's and 2's.

30/09/19 20:00:05

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5607Glyn Evans

Foot stool

30/09/19 20:47:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

Stooletto

30/09/19 20:02:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2997James Lennox

"F*ck it," said Prince Charming. "They'll be plenty more chicks at the next ball."

30/09/19 20:09:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13157Dan Nicholls

Made for our soles

30/09/19 20:02:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4365Stephen Bean

"I need a large toilet. My turds can be a foot long."

30/09/19 20:02:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22224Michael Winner

Everybody loves the Imelda Marcos theme park.

30/09/19 20:02:05

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Jimmy Loos

30/09/19 20:00:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13157Dan Nicholls

Got the trots or the runs?

30/09/19 20:05:51

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Reminds me of a girls night out in Essex

30/09/19 20:03:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4365Stephen Bean

My other shoes are Flush Puppies.

30/09/19 21:36:08

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Armitage Shanks sponsors London Fashion Week

30/09/19 20:01:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36931Welsh Rarebit

🎵 Just one stiletto, give s*it to me.... 🎵

30/09/19 20:00:09

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 545Willie Johnson

The owner of that shoe is in for a nasty surprise when she finally finds it and puts it back on.

01/10/19 8:44:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7319Mr Dome

For when your bowels need to mauve

30/09/19 22:46:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4317The Wolf

Scatwalk

30/09/19 20:50:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1150Scrijjy Doo

The Low Shart of High Heeled Boys

30/09/19 20:35:31

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2547Stu Dent

Tinkle Pickers

30/09/19 20:04:50

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 545Willie Johnson

The main beneficiary for the "hydration" aisle of a certain market. ===>

30/09/19 20:01:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

"May I have a stool to try it on?"

30/09/19 20:00:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 1364larry G.

“This is definitely the ladies room.”

04/10/19 23:49:25

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 766Sam Cass

If the shit fits, wear it.

02/10/19 17:37:07

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 766Sam Cass

The design defecates the purpose.

01/10/19 17:57:14

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 418Generic RedHead

"Red bottom?"
"Yeah i shouldn't of had the curry last night."

01/10/19 9:57:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

'Our plumber cobbled it together.'

01/10/19 7:50:00

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9429Neil Mackenzie

I keep telling the Wife it’s a water closet not a foot locker.

01/10/19 7:29:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

A member of the Queen's Guard stays behind to salute each royal flush.

01/10/19 6:03:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 545Willie Johnson

We're gonna need a bigger roll.

01/10/19 0:55:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 545Willie Johnson

Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

01/10/19 0:39:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4365Stephen Bean

Women's fashion is all latrine to me.

30/09/19 21:18:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29911Tony Edwards

Cadbury Diarrhoea Milk

30/09/19 21:14:54

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2800Karyn Harrison

Stiletteau de toilette

30/09/19 21:06:32

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5026Paul Reeve

“Check your shoe Davina, I’m sure I can smell shit.”

30/09/19 21:00:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4365Stephen Bean

My wife's a bit of a cowgirl. She loves her loo-shoe.

30/09/19 20:48:39

 
Peter Watts Vote score: 35Peter Watts

Clinkards make plans for no deal Brexit

30/09/19 20:43:41

 
stone face Vote score: 5286stone face

Christian Looboutin

30/09/19 20:38:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1150Scrijjy Doo

Toelet

30/09/19 20:36:20

 
stone face Vote score: 5286stone face

I've never seen a crapper pair of shoes.

30/09/19 20:36:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

please wipe them by the door

30/09/19 20:35:34

 
stone face Vote score: 5286stone face

"Your new designer shoes look pretty bog standard to me."

30/09/19 20:35:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19416John Glover

You've got to be well flush, to have one of these.

30/09/19 20:33:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

"Gordon Bennett! That's a strong deter gent you've put down the loo love!"

30/09/19 20:32:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

Things women go for in pairs

30/09/19 20:28:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9088Vanessa the Guesser

"I've got a horrible taste on my tongue"

30/09/19 20:12:38

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Willie Johnson Vote score: 545Willie Johnson

"How can you tell that this is the lady's room?"

30/09/19 20:07:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9088Vanessa the Guesser

"I need some extra strong odor-eaters"

30/09/19 20:04:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4365Stephen Bean

My wife designed our bathroom. I think she's flipped her lid.

30/09/19 20:04:31

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13157Dan Nicholls

I got my shoes from that High Street chain

30/09/19 20:01:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2997James Lennox

Purple Poopoo Eater

30/09/19 20:01:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36931Welsh Rarebit

Pucci

30/09/19 20:01:00

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Just when you thought fashion trends couldn't get any crapper...

30/09/19 20:00:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4365Stephen Bean

♫ There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
I don't know why she filled it with poo ♫

30/09/19 20:00:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

"The wife had it fitted, I told her if she bought another pair of bloody shoes I'd sh*t in one..."

30/09/19 20:00:42

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Jimmy Poos

30/09/19 20:00:28

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13157Dan Nicholls

Christian Lapootins

30/09/19 20:00:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2547Stu Dent

shih-shoe

30/09/19 20:00:06

 
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