lol

30/09/19 19:00:07

Only available in size 1's and 2's.

30/09/19 19:00:05

Foot stool

30/09/19 19:47:16

Stooletto

30/09/19 19:02:37

"F*ck it," said Prince Charming. "They'll be plenty more chicks at the next ball."

30/09/19 19:09:15

Made for our soles

30/09/19 19:02:14

"I need a large toilet. My turds can be a foot long."

30/09/19 19:02:16

Everybody loves the Imelda Marcos theme park.

30/09/19 19:02:05

Jimmy Loos

30/09/19 19:00:07

Got the trots or the runs?

30/09/19 19:05:51

Reminds me of a girls night out in Essex

30/09/19 19:03:45

My other shoes are Flush Puppies.

30/09/19 20:36:08

Armitage Shanks sponsors London Fashion Week

30/09/19 19:01:23

🎵 Just one stiletto, give s*it to me.... 🎵

30/09/19 19:00:09

The owner of that shoe is in for a nasty surprise when she finally finds it and puts it back on.

01/10/19 7:44:02

For when your bowels need to mauve

30/09/19 21:46:05

Scatwalk

30/09/19 19:50:55

The Low Shart of High Heeled Boys

30/09/19 19:35:31

Tinkle Pickers

30/09/19 19:04:50

The main beneficiary for the "hydration" aisle of a certain market. ===>

30/09/19 19:01:17

"May I have a stool to try it on?"

30/09/19 19:00:13

“This is definitely the ladies room.”

04/10/19 22:49:25

If the shit fits, wear it.

02/10/19 16:37:07

The design defecates the purpose.

01/10/19 16:57:14

"Red bottom?"
"Yeah i shouldn't of had the curry last night."

01/10/19 8:57:16

'Our plumber cobbled it together.'

01/10/19 6:50:00

I keep telling the Wife it’s a water closet not a foot locker.

01/10/19 6:29:48

A member of the Queen's Guard stays behind to salute each royal flush.

01/10/19 5:03:07

We're gonna need a bigger roll.

30/09/19 23:55:51

Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

30/09/19 23:39:48

Women's fashion is all latrine to me.

30/09/19 20:18:47

Cadbury Diarrhoea Milk

30/09/19 20:14:54

Stiletteau de toilette

30/09/19 20:06:32

“Check your shoe Davina, I’m sure I can smell shit.”

30/09/19 20:00:23

My wife's a bit of a cowgirl. She loves her loo-shoe.

30/09/19 19:48:39

Clinkards make plans for no deal Brexit

30/09/19 19:43:41

Christian Looboutin

30/09/19 19:38:55

Toelet

30/09/19 19:36:20

I've never seen a crapper pair of shoes.

30/09/19 19:36:16

please wipe them by the door

30/09/19 19:35:34

"Your new designer shoes look pretty bog standard to me."

30/09/19 19:35:24

You've got to be well flush, to have one of these.

30/09/19 19:33:10

"Gordon Bennett! That's a strong deter gent you've put down the loo love!"

30/09/19 19:32:25

Things women go for in pairs

30/09/19 19:28:16

"I've got a horrible taste on my tongue"

30/09/19 19:12:38

"How can you tell that this is the lady's room?"

30/09/19 19:07:44

"I need some extra strong odor-eaters"

30/09/19 19:04:49

My wife designed our bathroom. I think she's flipped her lid.

30/09/19 19:04:31

I got my shoes from that High Street chain

30/09/19 19:01:50

Purple Poopoo Eater

30/09/19 19:01:43

Pucci

30/09/19 19:01:00

Just when you thought fashion trends couldn't get any crapper...

30/09/19 19:00:54

♫ There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
I don't know why she filled it with poo ♫

30/09/19 19:00:48

"The wife had it fitted, I told her if she bought another pair of bloody shoes I'd sh*t in one..."

30/09/19 19:00:42

Jimmy Poos

30/09/19 19:00:28

Christian Lapootins

30/09/19 19:00:18

shih-shoe

30/09/19 19:00:06