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30/09/19 19:00:07
Only available in size 1's and 2's.
30/09/19 19:00:05
Foot stool
30/09/19 19:47:16
Stooletto
30/09/19 19:02:37
"F*ck it," said Prince Charming. "They'll be plenty more chicks at the next ball."
30/09/19 19:09:15
Made for our soles
30/09/19 19:02:14
"I need a large toilet. My turds can be a foot long."
30/09/19 19:02:16
Everybody loves the Imelda Marcos theme park.
30/09/19 19:02:05
Jimmy Loos
Got the trots or the runs?
30/09/19 19:05:51
Reminds me of a girls night out in Essex
30/09/19 19:03:45
My other shoes are Flush Puppies.
30/09/19 20:36:08
Armitage Shanks sponsors London Fashion Week
30/09/19 19:01:23
🎵 Just one stiletto, give s*it to me.... 🎵
30/09/19 19:00:09
The owner of that shoe is in for a nasty surprise when she finally finds it and puts it back on.
01/10/19 7:44:02
For when your bowels need to mauve
30/09/19 21:46:05
Scatwalk
30/09/19 19:50:55
The Low Shart of High Heeled Boys
30/09/19 19:35:31
Tinkle Pickers
30/09/19 19:04:50
The main beneficiary for the "hydration" aisle of a certain market. ===>
30/09/19 19:01:17
"May I have a stool to try it on?"
30/09/19 19:00:13
“This is definitely the ladies room.”
04/10/19 22:49:25
If the shit fits, wear it.
02/10/19 16:37:07
The design defecates the purpose.
01/10/19 16:57:14
"Red bottom?""Yeah i shouldn't of had the curry last night."
01/10/19 8:57:16
'Our plumber cobbled it together.'
01/10/19 6:50:00
I keep telling the Wife it’s a water closet not a foot locker.
01/10/19 6:29:48
A member of the Queen's Guard stays behind to salute each royal flush.
01/10/19 5:03:07
We're gonna need a bigger roll.
30/09/19 23:55:51
Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
30/09/19 23:39:48
Women's fashion is all latrine to me.
30/09/19 20:18:47
Cadbury Diarrhoea Milk
30/09/19 20:14:54
Stiletteau de toilette
30/09/19 20:06:32
“Check your shoe Davina, I’m sure I can smell shit.”
30/09/19 20:00:23
My wife's a bit of a cowgirl. She loves her loo-shoe.
30/09/19 19:48:39
Clinkards make plans for no deal Brexit
30/09/19 19:43:41
Christian Looboutin
30/09/19 19:38:55
Toelet
30/09/19 19:36:20
I've never seen a crapper pair of shoes.
30/09/19 19:36:16
please wipe them by the door
30/09/19 19:35:34
"Your new designer shoes look pretty bog standard to me."
30/09/19 19:35:24
You've got to be well flush, to have one of these.
30/09/19 19:33:10
"Gordon Bennett! That's a strong deter gent you've put down the loo love!"
30/09/19 19:32:25
Things women go for in pairs
30/09/19 19:28:16
"I've got a horrible taste on my tongue"
30/09/19 19:12:38
"How can you tell that this is the lady's room?"
30/09/19 19:07:44
"I need some extra strong odor-eaters"
30/09/19 19:04:49
My wife designed our bathroom. I think she's flipped her lid.
30/09/19 19:04:31
I got my shoes from that High Street chain
30/09/19 19:01:50
Purple Poopoo Eater
30/09/19 19:01:43
Pucci
30/09/19 19:01:00
Just when you thought fashion trends couldn't get any crapper...
30/09/19 19:00:54
♫ There was an old lady who lived in a shoeI don't know why she filled it with poo ♫
30/09/19 19:00:48
"The wife had it fitted, I told her if she bought another pair of bloody shoes I'd sh*t in one..."
30/09/19 19:00:42
Jimmy Poos
30/09/19 19:00:28
Christian Lapootins
30/09/19 19:00:18
shih-shoe
30/09/19 19:00:06