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The Wolf Vote score: 6446The Wolf

"and that's it for today's royal news. In other news, James Hewitt's son, Dave, has been arrested for shoplifting in Doncaster..."

27/08/19 8:00:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7807Dave Bryan

''Do you know what really upsets me? I haven't had a decent fag since I left Eton.''

27/08/19 8:30:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22738Michael Winner

"Well, we were brought up by a single dad 'oo talks to his plants, me uncle 'angs round with a pimp who rents out child slave prostitutes, Grandma rules the 'ouse with an iron fist and I ran Vegas sex parties and married a mixed-race girl from showbiz. Shameless got nothin' on us lot."

27/08/19 8:17:53

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Downtown Alley.

27/08/19 15:24:52

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

TOWIS (The Only Way Is Sussex)

27/08/19 8:23:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14285Dan Nicholls

Now this is a story all about how, one's life got flipped turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute here on these decks, to tell you all how one became Duke of Sussex

27/08/19 8:03:02

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6332Hercules Rockefeller

"Yo Homes, smell ya later!"

27/08/19 8:33:57

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10751Vanessa the Guesser

"C'MONARCHIE!"

27/08/19 8:07:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7807Dave Bryan

''Harry Rag''

27/08/19 8:05:11

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4852James Lennox

The Fresh Prince of Balmoral

27/08/19 8:00:41

 
Tony Martin Tony Martin

Shock revelation that royal is in fact Banksy

31/08/19 16:36:09

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

Taking a fresh dump.

27/08/19 20:55:11

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2892Crunchy Chords

Look what she's done to him. That's just not one of Harry's Styles. Those look more like "Meghan" Trainers.

27/08/19 19:55:47

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Meghan bless him and keep him safe in his grace.

27/08/19 15:24:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1870Scrijjy Doo

Ron Weasley is all growed up!

27/08/19 14:21:39

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

The Fresh Prince of "Hairlair! How is one ever going to gain street credential if one's wife insists on making him look like an absolute bumpkin ?"

27/08/19 13:23:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20083John Glover

"I love to get down with my own kind of people, but for some reason the bastards wouldn't let me in to Claridges."

27/08/19 13:01:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7678Stephen Bean

Coronation Streetwise

27/08/19 10:32:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7678Stephen Bean

"Meghan burnt my other clothes last night. Should've deleted my Whatsapp history with Cressida Bonas."

27/08/19 10:04:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

The year is 2023. Megan has cleaned him out, kept the kids, the house and worst of all Piers Morgan has moved in.

27/08/19 9:22:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30911Tony Edwards

"Is it cos one is ginger?"

27/08/19 9:01:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4054Karyn Harrison

The Fresh Prince of Polluted Air

27/08/19 8:45:02

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Willie Johnson Vote score: 1145Willie Johnson

His breath isn't so fresh.

27/08/19 8:39:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8872Mr Dome

Local drug baron, his royal high-ness

27/08/19 8:18:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10751Vanessa the Guesser

"I always smoke Regal King Size"

27/08/19 8:05:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7807Dave Bryan

The Fresh Prince Of Gel Hair

27/08/19 8:02:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4852James Lennox

It's just nice to see a photo of the royals that hasn't been photoshopped.

27/08/19 8:01:33

 
Molly R Vote score: 1485Molly R

"One knows that smoking is frowned upon these days, but one thinks that being sent to jail during one's grandmother's pleasure is a bit harsh."

27/08/19 8:01:31

 
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