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"Ok, theres my nan. Remember to tell her weve  all got girlfriends and theyre on a hen weekend."
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 3037Stephen Bean

"Ok, there's my nan. Remember to tell her we've
all got girlfriends and they're on a hen weekend."

06/05/19 9:05:10

 
ant knee Vote score: 1080ant knee

It was Dot's first vacation in years. Looking for something outdoorsy, she Googled "nearest camp site".

06/05/19 10:32:01

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She's Dotty. --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8246Vanessa the Guesser

In a rush to watch the parade, Enid couldn't find her prosthetic legs so she improvised with some tiger bread baguettes.

06/05/19 8:47:29

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

Mardi Gran

06/05/19 12:00:53

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2011James Lennox

The downside of being a lesbian is that while the gay boys get to wear spandex shorts, lycra bras, and dayglo glasses, you have to wear a check shirt, walking pants, and sensible shoes.

06/05/19 8:12:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20666Ian Skelding

Doris had found out that dog urine is good for softening footwear.

06/05/19 8:02:02

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2434Trace Sarge

"Hot chick 12 0 clock...wish you'd learn to tell the time mate"

06/05/19 10:08:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8246Vanessa the Guesser

Wondering what to have for tea, Margaret suddenly fancied a bit of sausage.

06/05/19 8:21:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4258Dave Bryan

''I asked for long shorts but the shop assistant has given me short longs.''

06/05/19 8:08:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19026John Glover

"I told her Simon that this was your hanging out spot.She just said, "eff off bitch". If you are going to give her a slap, be careful, she's left her car door open,with the engine running and I think she's got a gun in her pocket."

06/05/19 13:41:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5699Chris Keegan

As the slightly hard of hearing taxi driver drove off, he thought it unusual that she was going to the "See Pride"

06/05/19 9:56:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5699Chris Keegan

It was apparent to Margaret that since her last visit Cleethorpes had changed somewhat.

06/05/19 9:39:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9188Neil Mackenzie

When he had been in his prime he had struggled to find anyone like him, now three come along, like bloody buses.

06/05/19 9:26:04

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2082Stu Dent

i'm leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street until a certain little lady walks by.

06/05/19 8:33:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6693Mr Dome

Just as he was getting out of his car he noticed their normal meeting place had been compromised by the Mancunian Gay Pride Festival, so Wayne decided to go home

06/05/19 8:12:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5628Hercules Rockefeller

"Yeah, I do look pretty fly, right?"

06/05/19 8:01:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12536Dan Nicholls

Mother's pride.

06/05/19 8:00:11

 
Jillian Holt Jillian Holt

18-30 holiday here I come!

11/05/19 0:24:27

 
Doug McGrave Doug McGrave

It was to be a new experience for the guys, for the first time a woman would be having a stroke.

10/05/19 21:15:41

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 70Madeline Charlton

Not the best time to tell Maude that she got on the wrong flight .

06/05/19 17:01:57

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Pride and PruneJudith

06/05/19 10:27:02

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

By the age of 42, Mable began to realise she was spending too much time under the sunlamp.

06/05/19 10:23:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3037Stephen Bean

"She might not be much of a looker but she gives the best blow jobs in town."

06/05/19 9:24:53

 
stone face Vote score: 4253stone face

"Right guys! Here's my dealer,Doris.You can get anything you want, uppers, downers, viagra, poppers- anything."

"I just want something for an upset tummy."

06/05/19 9:08:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35945Welsh Rarebit

Isn't she a bit long in the tooth to have post natal depression?

06/05/19 8:55:30

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Lionel blair is having trouble with his new medication.

06/05/19 8:32:30

 
Mark England Vote score: 14896Mark England

Gay Prude

06/05/19 8:18:00

 
Mark England Vote score: 14896Mark England

"Look at that hunk standing against the lamppost"
"Hunk? I wish you would stop looking at everything through rose tinted glasses"

06/05/19 8:13:12

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2011James Lennox

After years of searching, Kenneth Konica finally found someone in street clothes.

06/05/19 8:08:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6693Mr Dome

Tommy McCardle hasn't aged well

06/05/19 8:07:36

 
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