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"When I find that girl who sold me the slimfast am gonna sewer."
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stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

"When I find that girl who sold me the slimfast am gonna sewer."

16/08/18 11:05:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

Anorexit

16/08/18 11:11:57

 
ant knee Vote score: 1027ant knee

Be careful of quick fix diets. They leave you feeling drained.

16/08/18 11:02:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11359Dan Nicholls

"That was me, Barry Bethel, before I started drinking Slim Faaaaaaaaaaa......"

16/08/18 13:42:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6689Vanessa the Guesser

David searched high and low for Victoria.

16/08/18 11:03:10

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

"Davina, this time next year I'll be in drainpipes."

16/08/18 13:13:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2395Dave Bryan

Cash-strapped council puts cap on grids.

16/08/18 11:20:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3686Chris Keegan

Jesus! That shit really works!

16/08/18 11:01:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18009John Glover

Grate full dead.

16/08/18 12:28:07

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19599John Llamas

The addiction to crash diets needed to be kerbed

16/08/18 11:02:40

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 478Carey Sutton

Hopefully her sticky out ears stopped her from falling all the way in.

18/08/18 9:50:06

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 105Generic RedHead

I knew this diet would make me a cover star.

17/08/18 14:50:22

 
Sarah Smith Sarah Smith

Boy that was fast!

16/08/18 22:42:39

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5408Tosser Wivlov

Two more cans and I should make it out of here.

16/08/18 20:31:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8728Neil Mackenzie

Twiggy's playing Poo sticks.

16/08/18 19:01:00

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Slim Fast allowed me to slip down to see the fatburgs of the city.

16/08/18 16:32:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2395Dave Bryan

''I must be the unluckiest rat in the sewer. You get to gorge on the dead cat and I have to eat Kate Moss.''

16/08/18 16:26:18

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

This advert has been banned by the Advertising Standards Authority for giving rise to false expectations.

16/08/18 16:06:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19723Ian Skelding

While on the slim fast diet stay away from the grill.

16/08/18 15:53:04

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

He threw his hat down, the can of Slimiest Fast Fix cleaned the drain impressively.

16/08/18 15:45:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Vanished into thin air.

16/08/18 13:33:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2395Dave Bryan

Now sold in aluminimum cans

16/08/18 12:48:34

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7703Leroy Brown

Grate Expectations

16/08/18 12:19:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Asphalt thinner

16/08/18 12:15:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

Must've gone to Weight Botchers.

16/08/18 12:12:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27768Tony Edwards

Die-t drink

16/08/18 11:36:41

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4536Chris Halliwell

It's for the Grater good.

16/08/18 11:16:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27768Tony Edwards

The Really Slim Shady

16/08/18 11:14:17

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

The dangers of living life in the fast lane.

16/08/18 11:14:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

Dave's new diet was officially canned

16/08/18 11:09:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

The all new George Foreman extreme low fat grill

16/08/18 11:08:33

 
stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

"It's Draining Men."

16/08/18 11:08:27

 
stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

Since going on a diet,Dave has been off the grid.

16/08/18 11:03:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

Jim had been warned to kerb his shrinking.

16/08/18 11:02:57

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19599John Llamas

Grate weight loss stories ...

16/08/18 11:01:28

 
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