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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

"I've just taken off the petrol cap. I'm trying to run it on bee-pee".

26/08/16 12:14:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 16559Mark England

"OK, I heard you. Your car is covered in bees. No need to drone on about it"

26/08/16 12:19:44

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11613Smuldo

"Ten grand for that?...I think you got Stung."

26/08/16 12:04:39

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Is the car ready, honey?"
"It's just swarming up."

26/08/16 12:03:06

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

That's the last time I use that B road.

26/08/16 12:02:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Memo to oneself: Don't use Beeswax on car in future.

26/08/16 12:00:14

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

"Honey I'm home".

26/08/16 15:01:49

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5047Chris Halliwell

Fiat Hive Hundred.

26/08/16 12:01:48

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5595Paul Reeve

"I got this little runaround just to get me from A to Bee."

26/08/16 12:13:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

I wonder if that Fiat has Anaphylactic Shock Absorbers?

26/08/16 12:01:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

"Everytime I get into the car, I come out in hives."

26/08/16 14:09:43

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

"Cecil, love ........ the engine is making that funny buzzing noise again."

26/08/16 12:20:58

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

It's not been a Goodyear for bees until now.

26/08/16 12:05:41

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Hive a bee on my bonnet about Fiats.

26/08/16 12:00:48

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

What's the buzz?

27/08/16 11:23:48

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 559Barrie Bullock

Are those on the floor exhausted?

26/08/16 18:52:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21987Ian Skelding

"Bloody cops and their stingers."

26/08/16 16:23:56

 
Polymorph ~ ~ ~ Vote score: 751Polymorph ~ ~ ~

The Big Sting

26/08/16 15:19:56

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 108Sauce Pan

"Working at the car wasp, yeah
Come and sting it with me"

26/08/16 12:36:06

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

My other car is a Ford Bee Max.

26/08/16 12:30:51

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5595Paul Reeve

"I love my new car it gives me such a buzz when I drive it."

26/08/16 12:17:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14643Dan Nicholls

"Is that a Fiat Pollen 7 on your drive".
"Nah, it's the new Fiat Pollen 8".

26/08/16 12:12:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

I wouldn't buy a Fiat, it's a hive maintenance car.

26/08/16 12:03:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14643Dan Nicholls

Arthur kept bees after he re-tyred.

26/08/16 12:02:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31510Tony Edwards

Beeat 500

26/08/16 12:01:57

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The Fiat Bam-bee-no.

26/08/16 12:00:07

 
Polymorph ~ ~ ~ Vote score: 751Polymorph ~ ~ ~

'Question:
"What do you call a woman who shoots pool whilst balancing a pint of Ale on her head ??"
Answer:
'Beatrice Potter !'"

(Beer tricks ....)

26/08/16 15:40:48

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

"You need to phone a rapist"
"I think you mean an apirist"
" Ah shit ,yes".

26/08/16 15:08:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

The Green Hornet.

26/08/16 13:32:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31510Tony Edwards

Mr Been's car

26/08/16 13:00:12

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Jeez, Wait till the boys at the rugby club see this, thought Brian. The Queen jokes are going to go up a gear.

26/08/16 12:56:00

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

Two bee, or not two bee, that is the Ka-stion.

26/08/16 12:34:57

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

They probably mistook it for a byke.

26/08/16 12:30:40

 
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