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Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

This evening's edition of Mastermind is unfortunately postponed.

16/02/20 15:10:25

 
Mark England Vote score: 15837Mark England

"I bought this Drone off the net. How do I work it?"

16/02/20 12:15:52

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"It's EASY; just have to buy my remote." --Greg Curtis
Rachel P Vote score: 628Rachel P

Swivel chairs are fun until someone flies out a 10 storey window

16/02/20 12:00:22

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Lol. We’ve all been there.  --Karen Oakenfull
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6805Stephen Bean

"I can't think who would've oiled my mother-in-law's chair with nitroglycerin either officer."

16/02/20 12:00:07

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 457Mark Wilson

"Not happy someone's stolen my chair, i'm not taking this sitting down".

16/02/20 13:14:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5950The Wolf

"Hello, I'm here to see a doctor, I accidentally got this pole stuck up my arse"

"Ok, take a seat"

16/02/20 12:06:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21316Ian Skelding

Pentagone

16/02/20 12:17:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4958C CaMel

Boeing unveil improved propeller.

16/02/20 17:18:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9850Neil Mackenzie

The evolution of the chair base, by increasing from four to five legs stability has been improved. Now we need the manufacturers of fans, standard lamps and other unstable equipment that is easily knocked over to embrace this technology.

16/02/20 15:23:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4511James Lennox

Well, y'all allowed Trump to take the chair, what did you expect?

16/02/20 14:55:52

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Don't look now, the country's missing. --Willie Johnson
stone face Vote score: 6751stone face

"Yeah, She said her new boyfriend has got his own set of wheels."

16/02/20 12:59:52

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2713Crunchy Chords

"Psst… I think someone's stolen the rest of me."

(Chairless Whisper)

16/02/20 12:40:31

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4958C CaMel

'Take a seat.'

16/02/20 12:20:05

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3210Stu Dent

Stand by me

16/02/20 12:04:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38782Welsh Rarebit

Orifice Chair

16/02/20 12:00:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1707Scrijjy Doo

Sex robots have come a long way.

16/02/20 19:44:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8634Mr Dome

Dave - is this your star?

16/02/20 17:09:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4958C CaMel

Pete Doherty is on a morphine drip just behind this curtain...

16/02/20 17:05:49

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 408Charles Gilbert

"Put... put your dick in there."

16/02/20 16:50:48

 
larry G. Vote score: 1429larry G.

Petrified starfish.

16/02/20 15:58:51

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5068Vivvy En

The new five-nibbed, remote-controlled Etch-a-Sketch Pen. One pen, more patterns! Available in all good stores while stocks last.

16/02/20 14:31:45

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 541Barrie Bullock

David Attenborough has discovered a land based starfish.

16/02/20 14:19:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19928John Glover

"The bailiffs have been already? are you sure dear?"

16/02/20 14:13:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8634Mr Dome

5 wheel drive

16/02/20 14:01:38

 
Rachel P Vote score: 628Rachel P

Shadow caster

16/02/20 13:56:55

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3830Karyn Harrison

A base in the sun.

16/02/20 12:49:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6210Hercules Rockefeller

"Well, that's just great. How are we supposed to play musical chairs now?"

16/02/20 12:37:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21316Ian Skelding

"Where's Jim?"
"Oh, he said he was taking the Seat for a spin."

16/02/20 12:26:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5950The Wolf

Introducing the new chin, armpit and thigh tickler for Midgets...

16/02/20 12:13:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3830Karyn Harrison

The props in Wigan Little Theatre's production of 'Charlotte's Web' were a tad disappointing.

16/02/20 12:13:32

 
Rachel P Vote score: 628Rachel P

Ann Summers launch their new interactive toy for men

16/02/20 12:12:48

 
Dev B Vote score: 501Dev B

Think I might have a starfish under my chair

16/02/20 12:06:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7340Dave Bryan

''Mum, can't you buy me more interesting jigsaw puzzles?''

16/02/20 12:04:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6805Stephen Bean

"We agreed to share everything in the divorce."

16/02/20 12:01:49

 
Molly R Vote score: 1411Molly R

Well, *you* try drawing all these fancy lines without a guide!

16/02/20 12:01:42

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3210Stu Dent

It normally works undercover.

16/02/20 12:01:31

 
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