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In more humane measures, instead of using tranquilizers, London Zoo has employed my wife to tell their animals stories about house makeovers, cushions and shopping trips
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Mark England Vote score: 17594Mark England

In more humane measures, instead of using tranquilizers, London Zoo has employed my wife to tell their animals stories about house makeovers, cushions and shopping trips

01/01/21 20:20:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13821Stephen Bean

"I think Lucy enjoys playing 'hide the banana' with Koko a little too much."

01/01/21 20:21:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9944The Wolf

"For f*ck sake, will you stop laughing at your own farts? You're supposed to be the intelligent ones"

01/01/21 20:31:05

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Mark Wilson Vote score: 2197Mark Wilson

"Honestly I thought you were damn ugly, but swiped the wrong way. So why did you pick me Sarah?"

01/01/21 20:18:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13821Stephen Bean

Koko impresses his sign language teacher by asking for his first blow job.

01/01/21 20:41:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9944The Wolf

Being the Vet that breaks the news of impending euthanasia isn't for everyone, but Julie loved her job.

01/01/21 20:11:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33135Tony Edwards

Cadbury's gorilla is still attracting the attention of the ladies.

01/01/21 20:53:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9944The Wolf

"You are one cruel bitch. How can you get so much pleasure in standing on my toes?"

01/01/21 20:33:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12536Dave Bryan

Martin Keown discovers his wife didn't marry him for his looks.

01/01/21 20:30:09

 
Dave Mackay Vote score: 900Dave Mackay

Apey New Year!

01/01/21 20:25:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12536Dave Bryan

''Are you really trying to chat me up? You must be the oldest swinger in town.''

01/01/21 20:21:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33135Tony Edwards

Some women prefer an alpha male.

01/01/21 20:10:15

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6979Vivvy En

"You are strange, Jane. Why do you prefer that ape Tarzan to me?"

01/01/21 20:09:35

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7319Glyn Evans

"Why the long face?"
"I've heard this joke already, I'm not a fucking horse"

01/01/21 20:07:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23582Ian Skelding

Gorillhaha

01/01/21 20:04:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9944The Wolf

Planet of the Japes

01/01/21 20:00:53

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 928alexandra ball

Beauty and the beast.

01/01/21 20:00:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13821Stephen Bean

Pri-mates

01/01/21 20:00:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11358Neil Mackenzie

Tarzan’s Ape Mother was not impressed with Jane. She would of rather he married a Baboon.

02/01/21 9:08:54

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 102Anthony Smith

"And that's the best joke I know..."
"That was so funny. I must remember that one!"

01/01/21 23:19:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21229John Glover

She: "What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun? ..... Sir!"
Shiela always thinks her jokes are funny..

01/01/21 22:36:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23582Ian Skelding

"You can play drums? yeah, right, and I'm Sigourney Weaver."

01/01/21 21:21:55

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 766Charles Gilbert

Gorillas in the midst.

01/01/21 21:09:13

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1905Karen Oakenfull

“........Get it? Hahahahahahahahaha....”

No matter how intelligent the gorilla may be, many humans don’t even get the ‘Nuns-in-bath-where’s-the-soap..’ joke.

01/01/21 20:27:40

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James Lennox Vote score: 7186James Lennox

Spontaneous orgasm disorder affects 1 in 10,000 women. Gorillas aren't affected, or possibly just don't enjoy orgasms very much.

01/01/21 20:14:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13856Vanessa the Guesser

"You're pretty."

"Thanks a bunch."

01/01/21 20:09:39

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2855Al Overy

Mel Smith hadn't changed much but Griff Rhys Jones looked incredible.

01/01/21 20:06:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5311Karyn Harrison

Guy 'n' Gal

01/01/21 20:00:35

 
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