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Mark England Vote score: 17737Mark England

Cafe closed due to Corvid outbreak

Tue 8:45:37

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19480Troompa Loompa

"Yes luvvie, when I was doing Hitchcock the food was much better than this."

Tue 8:17:17

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Weren't humans the food? --Willie Johnson
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

Crow bar

Tue 8:22:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

"Got anything stronger?"

"Sorry mate, we don't serve alcohol to mynahs."

Tue 8:00:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14734Stephen Bean

Tweety Pie

Tue 8:24:01

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

Harry, you know they say if the ravens leave the Tower of London the crown will fall...well I have a surprise for you

For f@cks sake Megan what have you done now.

Tue 8:21:20

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

"I've really gotta clean up my twitter feed."

Tue 8:06:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

''I'm ravenous.''

Tue 8:00:18

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Coming back?"Never more" --Mauris Iocus
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

"Down the hatch."

Tue 8:21:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14734Stephen Bean

"Get a rook!"

Tue 8:13:31

 4
Reminds me of Star Trek 3D chess. Spock had a 200+ IQ and impeccable logic, but Kirk always managed to beat him by being mildly retarded. You've got to love science fiction. --James Lennox
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11099Mr Dome

Who was carrion this tray?

Tue 8:07:55

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

The guidance is clear. If you have a bad chough, don't bring it to work.

Tue 8:00:13

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 508Fozzgog B.

Caws for concern?

Tue 21:30:48

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Can you cover for me? It's time for my beak. --Mauris Iocus
Peter Houle Vote score: 287Peter Houle

"I need those coffee mugs washed, AESOP!"

Tue 16:26:05

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 369Mauris Iocus

♫ "Blackbird singing to a shred of pie" ♫
♫ "Take these filthy cups to wash n dry" ♫
♫ "All these flies.. " ♫
♫ "Health inspector's only waiting for you to comply" ♫

Tue 11:47:23

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 999alexandra ball

The food here is terrible, definitely nothing to crow about.

Tue 10:20:48

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Mug Shot

Tue 8:49:30

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Choux...choux

Tue 8:46:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

''What shall I do with the custard slice?''

''Put it on my bill.''

Tue 8:31:22

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

So you managed to train your bird to help in the cafe there's no need to crow about it.

Tue 8:12:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11099Mr Dome

Who asked for the bill?

Tue 8:11:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

I've heard of inviting your bird to tea but this just takes the biscuit!

Tue 8:01:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14734Stephen Bean

"No, I'm looking for a pie with 24 of my friends."

Tue 8:00:25

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The next line must have been written by a dyslexic. "Wasn't that a dainty dish to set before a king" probably should have been "That wasn't a dainty dish to set before a king". --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14734Stephen Bean

"Hands off, this pie is mynah!"

Tue 8:00:09

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 508Fozzgog B.

Well it looks like the owner of this restaurant will be up before the beak

Tue 21:01:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14734Stephen Bean

Ready Steady Rook

Tue 15:41:58

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5285Kenny Ireland

"That's another crow eating the poisoned pie.
There has been a murder here over the last few weeks".

Tue 12:09:36

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 287Peter Houle

Mag Pie

Tue 11:45:24

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7552Glyn Evans

Pecking Order

Tue 11:42:03

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 369Mauris Iocus

"Oh NO, another outbeak!"

Tue 11:39:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5285Kenny Ireland

"You should not have left that food there. I'm turning ravenous".

Tue 11:11:46

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3383Stephen Paterson

"And so, the cafe was eh, trays chick"

Christ, I guess Joey Barton must be back in France.

Tue 10:31:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33441Tony Edwards

Pied crow

Tue 10:02:38

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2358Willie Johnson

"All right, who put super glue on the edge of the tray. Now we'll never shoo him out of here."
"Maybe it's not too bad, he'll be really clean once he goes through the dishwasher."
"The dishes won't be clean. He'll be scared sh!tless."

Tue 9:34:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11518Neil Mackenzie

I know he uses fowl language but everyone shouts Duck when he flies around the cafe.

Tue 9:19:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

''What's the special today?''

''Pie.''

''Actually, I'm not that hungry.''

Tue 8:57:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7651James Lennox

"Alas, poor Yolk! I knew him, Horatio; A fellow of infinite nest, of most excellent pastry..."

Tue 8:35:14

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2358Willie Johnson

"Have you noticed the pie tastes different lately?"
"Hmmmm. It does taste a little better."

Tue 8:24:14

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

Looks like I am going to have to move the rook.i hate these modern day chess sets.

Tue 8:14:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

WINTERWATCH: ''What we have here, Chris, is yet another example of wildlife thriving in an urban environment.''

Tue 8:05:29

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

I'm sorry Mr Smith but we are going to have to terminate your contract for using racial and sexist offensive language, one of our customers overheard you say you will not go into the kitchen while their is a blackbird in there.

Tue 8:02:29

 
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