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Mark England Vote score: 18102Mark England

Cafe closed due to Corvid outbreak

23/02/21 8:45:37

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20731Troompa Loompa

"Yes luvvie, when I was doing Hitchcock the food was much better than this."

23/02/21 8:17:17

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Weren't humans the food? --Willie Johnson
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8096Hercules Rockefeller

Crow bar

23/02/21 8:22:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5381Al Overy

"Got anything stronger?"

"Sorry mate, we don't serve alcohol to mynahs."

23/02/21 8:00:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16097Stephen Bean

Tweety Pie

23/02/21 8:24:01

 
Tony S Vote score: 1881Tony S

Harry, you know they say if the ravens leave the Tower of London the crown will fall...well I have a surprise for you

For f@cks sake Megan what have you done now.

23/02/21 8:21:20

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8096Hercules Rockefeller

"I've really gotta clean up my twitter feed."

23/02/21 8:06:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14442Dave Bryan

''I'm ravenous.''

23/02/21 8:00:18

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Coming back?"Never more" --Mauris Iocus
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24892Ian Skelding

"Down the hatch."

23/02/21 8:21:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16097Stephen Bean

"Get a rook!"

23/02/21 8:13:31

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Reminds me of Star Trek 3D chess. Spock had a 200+ IQ and impeccable logic, but Kirk always managed to beat him by being mildly retarded. You've got to love science fiction. --James Lennox
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11626Mr Dome

Who was carrion this tray?

23/02/21 8:07:55

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5381Al Overy

The guidance is clear. If you have a bad chough, don't bring it to work.

23/02/21 8:00:13

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 534Fozzgog B.

Caws for concern?

23/02/21 21:30:48

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Can you cover for me? It's time for my beak. --Mauris Iocus
Peter Houle Vote score: 292Peter Houle

"I need those coffee mugs washed, AESOP!"

23/02/21 16:26:05

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

♫ "Blackbird singing to a shred of pie" ♫
♫ "Take these filthy cups to wash n dry" ♫
♫ "All these flies.. " ♫
♫ "Health inspector's only waiting for you to comply" ♫

23/02/21 11:47:23

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1195alexandra ball

The food here is terrible, definitely nothing to crow about.

23/02/21 10:20:48

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 123Endeavour 2 Persevere

Mug Shot

23/02/21 8:49:30

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 123Endeavour 2 Persevere

Choux...choux

23/02/21 8:46:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14442Dave Bryan

''What shall I do with the custard slice?''

''Put it on my bill.''

23/02/21 8:31:22

 
Tony S Vote score: 1881Tony S

So you managed to train your bird to help in the cafe there's no need to crow about it.

23/02/21 8:12:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11626Mr Dome

Who asked for the bill?

23/02/21 8:11:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5381Al Overy

I've heard of inviting your bird to tea but this just takes the biscuit!

23/02/21 8:01:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16097Stephen Bean

"No, I'm looking for a pie with 24 of my friends."

23/02/21 8:00:25

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The next line must have been written by a dyslexic. "Wasn't that a dainty dish to set before a king" probably should have been "That wasn't a dainty dish to set before a king". --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16097Stephen Bean

"Hands off, this pie is mynah!"

23/02/21 8:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16097Stephen Bean

Ready Steady Rook

23/02/21 15:41:58

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5492Kenny Ireland

"That's another crow eating the poisoned pie.
There has been a murder here over the last few weeks".

23/02/21 12:09:36

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 292Peter Houle

Mag Pie

23/02/21 11:45:24

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7933Glyn Evans

Pecking Order

23/02/21 11:42:03

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

"Oh NO, another outbeak!"

23/02/21 11:39:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5492Kenny Ireland

"You should not have left that food there. I'm turning ravenous".

23/02/21 11:11:46

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3463Stephen Paterson

"And so, the cafe was eh, trays chick"

Christ, I guess Joey Barton must be back in France.

23/02/21 10:31:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33919Tony Edwards

Pied crow

23/02/21 10:02:38

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2669Willie Johnson

"All right, who put super glue on the edge of the tray. Now we'll never shoo him out of here."
"Maybe it's not too bad, he'll be really clean once he goes through the dishwasher."
"The dishes won't be clean. He'll be scared sh!tless."

23/02/21 9:34:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11844Neil Mackenzie

I know he uses fowl language but everyone shouts Duck when he flies around the cafe.

23/02/21 9:19:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14442Dave Bryan

''What's the special today?''

''Pie.''

''Actually, I'm not that hungry.''

23/02/21 8:57:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8358James Lennox

"Alas, poor Yolk! I knew him, Horatio; A fellow of infinite nest, of most excellent pastry..."

23/02/21 8:35:14

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2669Willie Johnson

"Have you noticed the pie tastes different lately?"
"Hmmmm. It does taste a little better."

23/02/21 8:24:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14442Dave Bryan

WINTERWATCH: ''What we have here, Chris, is yet another example of wildlife thriving in an urban environment.''

23/02/21 8:05:29

 
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