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Mark England Vote score: 17418Mark England

" Hello Samaritans. I'm so depressed. I've even started elf harming"

08/12/13 20:39:03

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"Just how did you get this number? I'm X-mas Directory!"

08/12/13 20:15:43

 
Dave Mackay Vote score: 899Dave Mackay

....and thirty million copies of Grand Theft Auto Five.

08/12/13 20:44:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32671Tony Edwards

Santa Claus revealed to be a phony.

08/12/13 20:49:24

 
Mr Blonde Vote score: 19126Mr Blonde

"Hello, is that the North Pole Escort Agency? Where are the Lap dancers I booked?"

08/12/13 20:28:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"…and you say this new drone service will cut down delivery times by 70%?"

08/12/13 20:01:10

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Uniform Dating's least successful client

08/12/13 23:27:09

 
Mr Blonde Vote score: 19126Mr Blonde

"Yes Mr Berlusconi, you can have as many hos as like."

08/12/13 21:19:12

 
Gayna Dee Vote score: 2858Gayna Dee

Hello you've reached Sexy Santa Chat Line ..

08/12/13 21:05:11

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1684Ross Davidson

Merry call on 34th street.

08/12/13 20:05:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23092Ian Skelding

"Hello Mr Claus, is this your present address?"

08/12/13 20:08:14

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Hello Garden Centre? I need three hoes.

09/12/13 10:00:10

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5789Paul Reeve

"Let me get this right you want to book a cab for the 11pm on the 24th of December and you want it to take you everywhere sir?"

08/12/13 20:35:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20950John Glover

"No, this isn't The Hot Lips chat line, now piss off."

08/12/13 20:21:20

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

I know you were promised to have your order by 25 December....but read the small print Clause 11.B

08/12/13 20:04:52

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

No you pervert, I am not calling for a WHORE!...i only said Ho Ho Ho! Ho Ho Ho!

09/12/13 7:35:21

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

Another Dyslexic Satanist tries to call his Master

08/12/13 22:48:28

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Hello, Dry cleaners?........I've emptied the contents of my sack down the front of my pants and stained them... Do you do a same day service?"

08/12/13 20:32:37

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7128Hercules Rockefeller

Santa Claustrophobia

08/12/13 20:01:20

 
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