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Just Googled the lyrics to 'Not Fade Away' as I could never understand what Mick Jagger was saying here. I much prefer "I'll dry your shoulders if you'll dry my back" to the actual lyric. Maybe you should've been a songwriter Molly. 😂 I sometimes --Karyn Harrison
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Ah, that's 'cracked' me up. You're so mean. --Vivvy En
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23/11/22 17:16:50 |
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Wish I had thought of that. Great caption. --John Glover
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I gave a LOL vote but the extra score has not registered! --Zac Kramer
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I prefer Rocket Manx. --Troompa Loompa
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28/09/16 16:09:33 |
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nice --sandeep chahal
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lol --sandeep chahal
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03/10/18 7:15:06 |
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Brilliant! --Funny Bean
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26/02/18 8:11:19 |
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"Uh oh, spaghetti woes!" --Greg Curtis
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Oh that’s just lovely! 🥰 --Julia Kinsey
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Bit leggy though. --John Glover
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''Not after we had problems with the crew.'' --Dave Bryan
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If you think I look mauled, you should see the state of the cat --Glyn Evans
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15/08/21 20:08:49 |
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The funny thing is, this pic is kind of representative of Picasso's work. He'd mastered oil painting by the age of 8, and produced some great realist works by 15. Then he started tending towards the avant-garde, which led to the cubism and surre... --James Lennox
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Willie - 'Four' he’s a jolly good fellow --Stephen Bean
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19/11/19 19:24:22 |
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It's a shame this was a late entry. Hopefully more people see it. --James Lennox
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Brilliant :-) --Chris Beach
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What would your Marseille if you lost them? --Dave Bryan
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A record 45 seconds before that one kicked in... --Greg Curtis
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The pan could fit only fit one head at a time, so "Only Dave could get his head stuck in a non stick pan."
3:38am
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Only Dave could get his head stuck in a non stick pan. [Neil Mackenzie]
Lol. She could keep her maiden name if she was that concerned about being compared.
9:30am
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Amber rejected Dave because his surname was Heard. [Neil Mackenzie]
That is a sad tale.
8:41am
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It’s a tragic story what happened to this artist. He lost his sight and if that wasn’t bad enough he died young when the Farmer’s Wife cut off his tail with a carving knife. At least he didn’t die alone two of his blind mates were murdered as well. [Neil Mackenzie]
Is he a piss artist?
6:44pm
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My dog sprays walls but his work isn’t as good as this. [Neil Mackenzie]
The Skittles caption from a few hours earlier (13:28:48) might be worthy of a nod
6:03pm
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Dave never feed Skittles to your Unicorn. [Neil Mackenzie]
What did Saint Patrick say when he drove the snakes out of Ireland?
''Are you alright in the back there, lads?''
8:04am
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St Patrick only chucked out the legless ones. [Neil Mackenzie]
''And one Caesar salad.''
8:42am
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Breaking News an Alien Space Craft has appeared over Rome.
Wait something in a black space suit is approaching me.
What do you want?
Ahhhhh Fifty Six Thousand, Four Hundred and Eighty Five Pepperoni Pizzas Please. [Neil Mackenzie]
In the last week?
2:57am
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Take a bough you’re the millionth cat to appear on Captionme. [Neil Mackenzie]
Animal Behaviourist:- Do you also have tremors? Instant milkshake.
7:20pm
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Farmer:- So tell me what’s up with em?
Animal Behaviourist:- Do you warm your hands before milking? [Neil Mackenzie]
Come down with Covid? Come down WHAT with Covid? The chimney?...
12:06pm
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Mrs Claus had come down with Covid and Santa had to do his own Christmas shopping. Every child is getting a bottle this year. [Neil Mackenzie]