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	They were both arrested. One for getting his Organ out in Public and the other for Twiddling his Knob. 07/02/13 8:56:43	12

	I can't think of a Punch line. 26/12/12 20:00:10	12

	Available in Left and Right Hand Drive. 01/10/12 20:06:30	12

	I wish she wouldn't do that, now I've got to think clean thoughts before I can get out of the water. 10/12/11 20:38:14	12

	It’s quicker if you take a short cut. 04/01/24 20:07:35	11

	The Bride and her Ladies in Waitrose. 27/12/23 8:44:52	11

	This wasn’t what I expected when Dave invited me round to wet the baby’s head. 19/04/23 12:42:19	11

	Really he was too old; but Santa gave him a present, just to get the smell of cow shit off his wellies out of the Grotto. 18/04/23 14:25:11	11

	clever If only he’d bought Duracell instead of ordinary zinc oxide batteries. 19/02/23 19:03:44	11

	lol Artist impression. Yes that’s the Bastard that stole my chips. 21/07/22 21:25:28	11

	So your husband's a policeman? 05/07/21 9:28:30	11

	lol You always get someone who doesn't obey the sign. Dave was caught washing his Ass. 19/04/20 8:00:15	1 11

	MILP 02/04/20 20:00:11	3 11
I thought it was 'Meryl I'd like to pluck'? --Lucky Elperro
	creative The Cardiganologist says he's dead. 11/01/20 10:56:39	11

	Squatters evicted from tree house. 15/12/19 20:24:40	11

	lol clever He drives the prison bus, he is known to the inmates as the Flat Head Screw Driver. 18/04/19 23:57:31	11

	Chicken Little 05/05/18 13:06:11	11

	Why are you feeling down? I miss Michelle. 07/10/17 9:09:22	11

	Bloody Health and Safety Reggaelations! 07/05/17 9:22:13	11

	The new Teenager range from What Ever. 04/10/16 20:32:22	11

	Last seen Bob's Tavern wearing a gold top. 07/04/16 13:21:09	11

	His heavy breathing alerted Customs, who found 2000 fags in his suitcase. 18/07/15 22:27:04	11

	🎵 We're on the road to Norway 🎵 18/06/15 20:08:59	11

	Darjeeling I'm home. 31/10/14 12:06:05	11

	Reginald Peregrine faked his own suicide. 28/09/14 20:14:22	11

	creative How do I avoid Red Eye? Try to focus on Guys without arrows stuck in their heads. 02/07/14 21:00:35	11

	Although he was getting on a bit, he wasn't round the bend yet. 03/05/14 20:34:07	11

	Work on the Gastric By Pass is almost complete. 13/04/14 16:29:05	11

	Paddy was found guilty of Money Laundering. 23/03/14 8:11:05	11

	Clothing down sale. 23/01/14 18:31:23	11

	Wilma! 26/11/13 9:10:19	11

	I'm going to Toss myself off. 22/11/12 12:03:18	1 11

	One Sunbed, Twenty Germans. 02/05/12 21:40:44	11

	A bit more Base 14/03/12 11:03:42	11

	Look Sky Walker 25/02/12 11:00:32	11

	They had hoped to keep it a low Quay affair, but everyone came to Pier at what was going on. 05/09/14 8:38:53	10

	Chris was in the lead until he got a puncture after riding over a pointy thing stuck up in the middle of Paris. 14/08/14 21:39:54	10

	We ask the question, did Stone age Women have bigger Pussies? 19/07/14 12:54:58	10

	creative Although he always attended the Super Heroes Awards. Every year he was over looked. Here is a rare photo of the Invisible Man, he's the one on the right. 18/07/14 13:10:17	10

	We've all done it. Have you never bent down to pick a Copper up off the Pavement. 08/06/14 20:43:26	10

	Ice say old boy. 23/05/14 8:29:35	10

	🎵 In the Gecko.🎵 01/05/14 12:00:18	10

	Poor Will, never got any head on his Wedding night. 01/02/14 13:14:51	10

	There was a plague of Blue Bottles this year. 28/01/14 8:37:45	10

	Bob slayed in sledging accident. 21/12/13 20:00:13	1 10
splayed? --Ian Skelding
	Pan suffered from frozen pipes in this weather. 21/12/13 12:29:45	10

	Santa was told his beard could blow up into his eyes by H&S. He tried Safety Glasses but they said he could still be temporarily blinded by his whiskers, so they had to go. Next they told him he wasn't visible enough at night so he had to have more reflective clothing. Going up and down chimney's he wasn't wearing sufficient knee and elbow protection. So thanks to H&S for 2013 Santa is now safe to go and frighten every kid in the world. 04/12/13 8:35:15	10

	Uncut footage of this amazing feat. 03/11/13 12:17:06	1 10

	creative BMI Baby. 04/10/13 9:04:02	10

	Stand and fight you big chicken. 05/09/13 20:08:16	10

	I wonder if I lie here all day, will I go Brown? 24/07/13 8:21:56	1 10
Ever notice you never see polar bears in circus acts?Just proves the old adage... "Once you go brown, you can work in town." --Mauris Iocus
	I've redesigned the Trike numerous times. I couldn't get the front to look right, but this is the final front here. 19/06/13 16:17:19	10

	It's not over till the Fat Lady sinks. 18/06/13 10:20:11	10

	An A? No! A O? No! An A? No! A O? No! The Teletubbies were useless at Hangman they only knew the letters A O. 22/05/13 8:15:48	10

	Reincarnation 06/01/13 12:08:15	1 10

	Mr Thompson wanted to take his half of the house with him after the Divorce. 03/11/12 20:03:07	10

	Visitors before the sign was erected 0. Visitors after sign was erected 0. 14/12/11 20:36:26	10

	When push comes to shove you know who your friends are. 18/10/22 12:00:15	10

	lol x2 Julie after the transition surgery but some said she was already a dog to start off with. 30/08/22 8:23:33	10

	People often ask how does Father Christmas avoid being spotted throughout the rest of the year? 03/07/22 20:50:57	10

	They got the book from the Library, they’re borrowers. 17/06/22 20:00:10	10

	The sign at the base says Keep off the Grass. 27/01/22 12:03:15	10

	lol x2 Don’t worry this is a common reaction at the top of Marble Arch Mound. 17/08/21 16:33:18	10

	Oh bugger, I think I've soiled myself. 16/10/20 21:18:00	10

	I don't know who she is but I want to be her biggest fan. 06/05/20 8:00:10	2 10
I prefer the smaller version. --Woofer 6
	I'm looking the other way and getting the fuck out of here. 01/04/20 12:00:18	2 10
Making like a shepherd and getting the flock out of here. --Willie Johnson
	Genetically modified but Hitler's grand daughter can still be picked out second from the left. 27/03/20 6:24:17	10

	Everyone laughed when Dave said he identified as a Woman, but when it got him into the cheerleaders dressing room, none of his mates were laughing. 02/03/20 20:14:33	10

	Multi-storey Carp Ark. 23/06/19 12:00:11	2 10
Just go with Multi-storey Carp Ark, it doesn't need the intro :) --Michael Winner
	And to think of all the features my Dad could of give me, I ended up with his nose! 19/06/19 6:46:50	10

	creative The Artist said his inspiration came from watching men waiting for their wife's and girlfriends in women's clothing stores. 02/02/19 20:37:40	10

	When people ask why they call me Big Ben, I always show them my massive clock. 16/01/19 21:33:06	10

	We will only release you if you give us what we want. What do you want? Shampoo and Conditioner. 20/08/18 21:06:21	10

	I prefer Oxo cubes to ice because they have more sizes in stock. 18/11/17 20:31:42	10

	They always had been a close knit couple. 27/10/17 20:54:21	10

	Edam near ran me over. 29/09/17 8:00:08	10

	Christmas in New Jersey. 27/08/17 11:49:01	10

	clever The world championship toilet seat throwing completion was won for the tenth consecutive year by a Woman. Men just cannot get the hang of putting the seat down. 19/02/17 18:03:35	10

	It was parked on the ring road. 28/09/16 20:09:48	10

	Sesame street was brought to you today with the number 40 and double D's. 20/03/16 12:30:30	1 10

	Cheddar gorge. 16/03/16 17:10:05	10

	She is just like my Wife. When I fancy sex she pretends to be a sleeper. 03/03/16 14:00:19	10

	lol x2 No one had shown Colleen how to empty her colostomy bag. 21/09/15 7:47:43	10

	Can you put up a net curtain? I'm fed up of those Peeking Ducks. 22/08/15 7:23:27	10

	Fred's Mother in-law was a back seat driver, so Fred put her out of earshot. 03/08/15 8:17:42	1 10
Distant relative --Leroy Brown
	The drinks are on me. 02/08/15 20:00:09	10

	lol Perhaps playing on the streets of Liverpool was a mistake. Barry only looked away for a second and his full Drum Kit was gone. 20/06/15 21:10:57	10

	He can't have any off spring, he's been welded. 22/04/15 20:00:11	10

	creative I've got an Apple computer, a Blackberry phone so whats with the big fuss over my Banana record player. 11/03/15 21:09:27	10

	He had no problem getting a cross. 24/01/15 6:41:49	10

	He is looking for the missing Linx. 17/01/15 1:09:10	10

	How to train your cat. 02/09/23 8:48:05	9

	The Lord moves in mysterious ways especially when you pull the stopper out, he kinda zooms around the room. 23/04/22 20:10:07	2 9
Lol. It'd be great if getting visited by the Holy Spirit turned out to be a balloon just being let off. If Jesus flies out of the window, does that mean you're losing your religion? If the balloon pops, will you get stone... --Glyn Evans
	He’s a far white cat. 22/10/21 20:58:58	9

	Buoy band. 04/10/21 20:56:24	9

	Turnipper. 10/09/21 21:36:15	9

	Let's twist again, like we did last summer. 10/05/21 12:39:26	9

	Customer:-I wish to complain, this is Elk poo not Moose poo. Manager:- Ahh a man who knows his shit. 27/11/20 16:15:29	9

	Do you remember how good life was Teddy before my little Sister came along and ruined everything. 17/04/20 8:45:05	9

	It's worse than it looks. I had taped them to the ceiling and they fell off. 31/03/20 17:08:08	9

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Mine would go inseine.

Karen McDonald

07/11/23
7:58am

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They are Nice scissors but too expensive Toulouse. [Neil Mackenzie]

First thing I thought of when I saw this pic!!

Mr Dome

25/11/23
9:57pm

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As a young Chuckle Brother came around from the anaesthetic he heard the nurse and doctor saying “ To you” “To me” [Neil Mackenzie]

Gnarls Atlas?

Peter Houle

27/11/23
11:13pm

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Later that day Rex signed up to the Charles Atlas body building program. [Neil Mackenzie]

Thank you for the edit suggestion.

(caption author)

29/12/23
12:00am

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Roll model [Neil Mackenzie]

ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ

Scrijjy Doo

31/01/24
10:33pm

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The new super colostomy bag suit allows up to three months between emptying. [Neil Mackenzie]

and he did ride, uh-huh...

Troompa Loompa

24/03/24
9:03pm

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Froggyman went a courting [Neil Mackenzie]

I like that you don't have to point out that Taffy is a dog.

That is if indeed she is a dog because for some folk if you don't point it out, they might think she's a platypus, or a rhinoceros, or a chaffinch...

It's just some folk have to be sure, to be sure. 😄