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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8736Neil Mackenzie

Next time the Elephants are making love you know not to startle them.

25/07/18 7:08:55

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lol --sandeep chahal
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1527Karyn Harrison

Leo was beginning to wish he hadn't taken that job at MGM.

25/07/18 8:40:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21059Michael Winner

"It's great Mr Lewis, but I think that you need to cut chapter six and that whole twenty-page washing-Aslan-in-a-bathtub scene."

25/07/18 7:46:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

Lion-all Messy

25/07/18 7:00:39

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 5464Mr Dome

Dave’s unfortunate death by mauling was inadvertently caused by his mother’s text which should have said ‘make sure you wash your loins’

25/07/18 8:30:28

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11382Dan Nicholls

The Lion, The Itch And The Bathrobe

25/07/18 8:26:21

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"Why do you always have to sleep under the tree where the buzzards perch?"

25/07/18 10:18:54

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Love this! --Karyn Harrison
stone face Vote score: 2458stone face

After opening his lion washing business, Dan was doing a roaring trade.

25/07/18 7:02:46

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Anything for the weekend Sir ?

25/07/18 20:31:48

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18024John Glover

" ... and don't pee in the bath because I'm using it afterwards."

25/07/18 12:58:58

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"HaHa! Pull my mane one more time mate and the water will be so full of pheromones the lionesses will be all over you like a rash!" --Karyn Harrison
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11382Dan Nicholls

Using Johnson's No Tears shampoo doesn't mean he won't rip into you with his claws!!

25/07/18 8:05:49

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🎵 Then your trainer dies, When soap gets in your eyes. 🎵 --Crunchy Chords
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4957Glyn Evans

"Our lion tamer uses a humane whip."

25/07/18 7:40:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2452Dave Bryan

''I've lost my duck.''

25/07/18 7:18:24

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 510Carey Sutton

The lion was actually being dyed pink because he was going to pride.

25/07/18 19:15:47

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 292Tiny Alien

This was his mane wash of the week

25/07/18 14:07:55

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19605John Llamas

" …… Ooh, just look at him Janice, very attentive …. that one's definitely a keeper"

25/07/18 14:06:50

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

"Be ready to throw the towel in if this turns into a cage fight."

25/07/18 14:04:11

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

"Why do the Japanese tourists have to get out of their car for a better photo? I'd be lost without Clairol Clarence - Blood Removal Formula."

25/07/18 13:58:28

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 510Carey Sutton

Lions made icecream

25/07/18 10:20:58

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"..it says here, Mr Hinkley, that you're a licensed adopter, trainer, and adrenaline-junky. Before we hire you, sir, I feel it safe to ask...just what the hell?"

25/07/18 9:41:22

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1527Karyn Harrison

Simba had let his personal hygiene slide and had to choose between having a bath or losing his pride.

25/07/18 9:29:50

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Jeez, there's some mad Koontz out there.

25/07/18 8:47:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27792Tony Edwards

"What Elsa can they do to humiliate me?"

25/07/18 8:46:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5464Mr Dome

If he claims to enjoy it he’s lion

25/07/18 8:31:18

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

"Hey! Pavlov! You're having a bath, THIS is conditioning!"

25/07/18 8:30:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27792Tony Edwards

If he thinks this is bad wait until he is put to dry on the washing lion.

25/07/18 8:29:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11382Dan Nicholls

"Brian, can you fetch the net? Leo's just released a trout into the wild."

25/07/18 8:27:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2452Dave Bryan

''I'm not standing on a chair to keep a load of morons happy so you needn't soft soap me.''

25/07/18 8:23:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

Phewma

25/07/18 8:20:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33520Welsh Rarebit

8 out of 10 cats prefer Matey

25/07/18 7:45:09

 
stone face Vote score: 2458stone face

After getting the role as Tarzan, Johnny spent as much time as he could polishing up on his lions.

25/07/18 7:43:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19765Ian Skelding

Feline clean

25/07/18 7:18:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8736Neil Mackenzie

He is in danger of losing his Lifebuoy.

25/07/18 7:05:17

 
stone face Vote score: 2458stone face

Now there's a man who takes pride in his work.

25/07/18 7:03:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8736Neil Mackenzie

He needed to be clean, after all he was the Mane attraction.

25/07/18 7:00:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4957Glyn Evans

Born Dandruff-free.

25/07/18 7:00:14

 
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