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St Trinians award day. Rose received the third place medal for alerting the headmistress the school inspector was coming. Mabel received the second place cup for hockey having hospitalised rival school players yet only being sent off once when she took ou
St Trinians award day. Rose received the third place medal for alerting the headmistress the school inspector was coming. Mabel received the second place cup for hockey having hospitalised rival school players yet only being sent off once when she took ou photo | portfolio
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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11208Neil Mackenzie

St Trinians award day. Rose received the third place medal for alerting the headmistress the school inspector was coming. Mabel received the second place cup for hockey having hospitalised rival school players yet only being sent off once when she took out the referee. First place goes to Jasmine for fencing after luring the lorry driver towards the bushes and then when his trousers were around his ankles running and driving off with the lorry and enough chain link fence to repair the tennis and netball courts. Rachael deserves a round of applause for sneaking onto the Podium.

08/11/20 19:13:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13101Stephen Bean

It’s not always easy for a lady to find the right cup size.

08/11/20 12:01:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9367The Wolf

And here we have the progression of a man's mind towards women when consuming alcohol. From right to left and starting from 4 pints, you can see that it begins with a sudden appreciation of the Natural beauty type, this quickly progresses to wanting someone a bit classier dressed as confidence grows. By pint 6, that's gone out of the window and is replaced with someone naughty looking with a bigger cup. And as we all know, by pint 7, you end up agreeing to doing almost anything with someone who looks like your auntie as long as she treats you to a Donner kebab

08/11/20 14:12:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9881Chris Keegan

I loved glam rock, The Sweet were a top band, albeit a little feminine.

08/11/20 13:19:45

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23521Michael Winner

Four girls, two cups.

09/11/20 18:33:09

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 382Ellen Duncalf

This year's ”knobbly knees” contest was won by Nancy from Normanton, pictured second left. Doris from Doncaster, far right was disqualified for cheating.

08/11/20 12:00:46

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7134Glyn Evans

The Kleptomaniac Society's Annual Photo with this year's best "finds".

08/11/20 12:06:04

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

I entered my girlfriend in a Beauty Contest once. She was very surprised. She'd only bent over to tie her shoelace.

08/11/20 12:00:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10532Mr Dome

I'd definitely be happy at socially distancing from them

08/11/20 16:24:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12096Dave Bryan

Judge: ''Have you ever won a beauty competition before?''

''You know I have. Don't you remember shagging me after the Blackpool contest?''

08/11/20 12:18:14

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

Trophy wives

08/11/20 12:00:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13101Stephen Bean

"This is an award ceremony for my former girlfriends."

"The two in the middle were really good at blow jobs."

08/11/20 18:08:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23343Ian Skelding

"We're men."
"Well, nobody's perfect."

08/11/20 12:42:47

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 826alexandra ball

The winner and runners up in 1939 said they'll wear their costumes again to raise money for charity, please give generously so they don't!

08/11/20 12:21:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23343Ian Skelding

1st, 2nd and 3rd prize winners in the knee face competition, the 4th placed contestant forgot to take her stockings off.

08/11/20 12:16:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

"Ok, 'girls', I need to see your certificates."

"Winner's certificates?"

"No. Birth Certificates."

08/11/20 12:02:34

 
Molly R Vote score: 2273Molly R

Deirdre was pleased with her prize of a paper parasol, thinking of the size of cocktail it would adorn.

08/11/20 12:00:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2120Al Overy

Winners announced at the RNIB Beauty Contest.

09/11/20 7:37:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

"Delighted to announce that this year's winners of the St George Osteoporosis Clinic Talent Contest are... Brittle Mix."

08/11/20 22:24:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2915Scrijjy Doo

Prostitutes have come a long way.

08/11/20 19:25:45

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6449C CaMel

Unusual Suspects

08/11/20 17:49:48

 
Eric Jones Eric Jones

Little mix 1920's style - times haven't changed that much?

08/11/20 17:37:45

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2566Trace Sarge

Ella Ella wins 4th place

08/11/20 17:32:52

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 646Barrie Bullock

How d'you like these flappers?

08/11/20 16:46:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13101Stephen Bean

Winner ladies

08/11/20 14:24:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21098John Glover

"Oh no, too late, mum's photobombing again."

08/11/20 13:12:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32876Tony Edwards

Booby Prize Winners

08/11/20 13:03:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13604Vanessa the Guesser

They all turned out to be flappers.

08/11/20 12:36:33

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2915Scrijjy Doo

The Many Faces of Syphilis

08/11/20 12:18:26

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7235Hercules Rockefeller

The Golden Girls

08/11/20 12:11:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12096Dave Bryan

''What are your hobbies and interests?''

''Helping deprived children and reading Shakespeare.''

08/11/20 12:06:13

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 382Ellen Duncalf

The Yorkshire Gazette apologises for a misprint in last months edition. ”Trophy winning slappers” was actually meant to say ”Trophy winning flappers.”

08/11/20 12:02:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9881Chris Keegan

And Dorothy (with the umbrella) is this years raining champion.


08/11/20 12:01:11

 
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