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John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

"Smell that ..... I'll give you a clue, it's not Scampi Fries."

21/09/16 8:03:57

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Relax, I'm just wiping my lipstick off."

21/09/16 8:17:45

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

Digital face recognition.

21/09/16 14:37:54

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Poker face

21/09/16 10:55:58

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5047Chris Halliwell

When lip reading and braille collide.

21/09/16 8:17:32

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

You can try all you like, you're not putting words in my mouth.

21/09/16 9:47:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5712Vivvy En

Phil intended to remain tight-lipped despite the media interest.

21/09/16 14:53:26

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"What's that smell?"
"Butt on your lip, pal."

21/09/16 9:36:51

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Your wrong! Prostate exams are done with this finger."

21/09/16 8:33:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20373John Glover

"Say one more bad word about us in that crap tabloid of yours and this microphone will end up your Jacksie tied to a stick of dynamite. Bless you my son, have a good day."

21/09/16 8:23:41

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

It's no good, Dad still won't believe I'm gay.

22/09/16 18:10:21

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

I won't tell you again, I'm not kissing your ring!

21/09/16 11:46:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Lip service

21/09/16 10:03:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

The committed advocates of Faith Dentistry.

21/09/16 9:37:19

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"If you want to become an Englishman, Igor, you have to keep a stiff upper lip."

21/09/16 9:35:11

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Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Freddy got fingered

21/09/16 9:23:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14645Dan Nicholls

"3...2...1... you are now lipnotized and can only say what I tell you. What's your PIN number?"

21/09/16 9:21:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Pick it...lick it...roll it...flickr it

21/09/16 8:54:36

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Maybe if I just ignore him, he'll go away.

21/09/16 8:49:07

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

The laying on of Hanz.

21/09/16 8:40:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31512Tony Edwards

Pinhead meets Blackhead

21/09/16 8:36:25

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

A moment on the lips, a lifetime having flashbacks.

21/09/16 8:14:46

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

Dave demonstrates his magic 'hair removal finger'

21/09/16 21:46:08

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"One last question - is this 'Scent Of A Woman'" ?

21/09/16 17:19:51

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

"I can be your hero baby"...."I can kiss away your pain"

21/09/16 16:24:08

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

Shhhhhh......it , yeah it definitely smells like shit.

21/09/16 13:13:23

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

"Keep that Pinned!" Having heard it from the horses mouth, one heckler suddenly stopped raising hell.

21/09/16 10:50:49

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5712Vivvy En

"Pay the ransom, tell no-one, or I tell the audience about your little horse fetish!"

21/09/16 10:19:34

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Okay..Who swapped the Balm for Super Glue?

21/09/16 9:17:02

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

Really not convinced by this karaoke dentist act.

21/09/16 8:59:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Face Healer

21/09/16 8:55:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14645Dan Nicholls

"That's where the moustache goes. Just there. Mmmmm. Feel nice?"
"No Uncle Ray".

21/09/16 8:52:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5712Vivvy En

"Just be the winning bidder. You won't have to wait furlong and then you can mount her!"

21/09/16 8:29:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31512Tony Edwards

Lip balmy

21/09/16 8:29:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

The pastor had a finger in every pie and Dave just ate them.

21/09/16 8:29:00

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

"We need to improve our figures this month. You'll only need to take a little SIPP."

21/09/16 8:27:49

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Listen son, got an important gig tonight, please try and control the turrets

21/09/16 8:24:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20373John Glover

"It's called lip-syncing Roy. You say what we tell you, or I sink my fists into you lips."

21/09/16 8:23:44

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5712Vivvy En

He hasn't stopped dribbling since he popped out for some Lurpak!

21/09/16 8:18:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31512Tony Edwards

The Fickle Finger of Hate.

21/09/16 8:13:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21988Ian Skelding

"You will not do botched up building work ever again ... you will not do botched up building work ever again ... "

21/09/16 8:07:39

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Herpes Simplex #2 - Say 3 Our Fathers and make a good Act Of Contrition."

21/09/16 8:06:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11564Vanessa the Guesser

"Today we're discussing bad cosmetic surgery - that's a sore point.."

21/09/16 8:04:09

 
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