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Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose.

01/12/16 8:34:50

Masturbation's easy when your dick's this big.

01/12/16 16:23:53

Moustache groomed: check. Hat on at a jaunty angle: check. Pack of Johnnies in inside pocket: check. Look out ladies, here I come!

01/12/16 10:45:49

"Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants!"

01/12/16 12:00:08