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	"It was a good service." "Not that good, the brakes failed." 06/10/23 8:18:31	25

	"Is there any doggy there?" 22/10/22 8:00:13	23

	"I could do with a hand to get out." 06/04/24 12:01:53	15

	It's a very friendly neighbourhood; the lady upstairs is always dropping in. 23/09/23 12:15:58, edited: 24/09/23 0:24:46	15

	"Why do you always have to go one better than me? I pull a rabbit out of a hat and you manage this!" 18/03/23 8:04:29	15

	lol There's the squirrel making an ass out of himself again! 08/11/22 20:00:11	15

	"OK. So you've been shot. Don't harp on about it" 12/08/15 9:18:32	15

	Is this a wind-up? Thu 20:02:00	14

	Let sleeping dogs fly. 01/07/23 12:17:21	14

	"It's ridiculous, you wait all day for one sleigh and then three come along all at once." 11/01/24 8:09:30	13

	This man is so fast even his shadow can't keep up with him. 25/11/23 8:01:46, edited: 25/11/23 12:04:21, suggested edits	13

	Soler power 08/01/23 8:47:00	13

	lol I may have no house, no clothes, no hot water and have some cattle giving me an ominous pre-charge stare – but at least I’ve got a pot to piss in. 19/11/22 12:00:14	13

	In half an hour this will be the best spot on the whole beach. 08/10/22 8:21:34	1 13

	This tastes offal. 25/04/24 12:08:40	12

	Only canned laughter 07/04/24 8:00:30	12

	The Smith sisters are aged 17, 16, 15, 14 and 13. 13 years ago their parents bought a television. 30/09/22 13:26:47	12

	"Somewhere around here that I dropped that baby." 29/03/18 17:00:28	12

	Cool place to sleep 06/03/24 12:03:47	11

	Dave got hammered whilst on holiday 30/06/23 8:01:00	11

	"Er, sorry but your stained glass toilet may be a bit more stained." 06/05/23 8:01:13	11

	These boots were made for squawking. 15/12/22 12:00:18	11

	"I don't understand where these blue patches keep coming from." 17/09/22 8:08:25	4 11
"I don't understand where these blue patches keep coming from." "I don't understand why this blue paint keeps disappearing." --Willie Johnson
	Can't sleep? Try counting calories. 25/02/24 20:14:55	10

	"Where do you put any luggage?" "In the trunk!" 06/09/23 13:02:07	10

	"I hate it that you force me to wear this stupid hat." "Look, I hate having to be carried everywhere. Just get on with it." 27/07/23 8:25:29	10

	My father wouldn’t allow us to watch the Simpsons when we were kids. But every time he turned his back would we would see it. 09/10/22 12:00:17	10

	"Fetch Rover..... Er, I threw a tennis ball." 22/09/22 12:42:22	10

	Cabbage Patch kid 11/05/24 12:00:33	1 9

	"I remember watching James Hunt and Niki erm..." "Lauda?" "Turn your hearing aid up Ethel, I'm almost shouting." 20/04/24 8:26:01, edited: 22/04/24 5:49:34, suggested edits	9

	I left two rabbits on there just the other night..... 07/04/24 12:04:07	9

	"How is the BBQ going?" "The host is charming." 27/03/24 12:33:58	9

	Coffee table 26/02/24 20:29:14	9

	"Can I not even get a day off on my wedding day!" 29/10/23 8:02:07	9

	Staff at macdonalds need retraining in the Heimlich manoeuvre 05/09/23 8:02:06	9

	The army regretted the day it made Evel Knievel a tank driver. 07/07/23 8:02:52	9

	But Carol, you are NOT in a GREEK restaurant! 07/02/23 20:01:11	9

	"Hey Clint, for a few dollars more you could have bought a scooter." "Er, nah. I'm good." 09/05/24 8:36:20	8

	"... and that is why you need to kill the dog." 22/04/24 20:05:40	8

	"I need to exercise more and get rid of this spare tyre." 09/04/24 8:02:07	8

	... and all because The Little Mermaid loves milk tray. 22/03/24 8:02:43	8

	This is the end of the line. 21/03/24 20:05:14	8

	This trick never grows mould. 12/03/24 8:09:09	8

	"Does your mattress have a topping?" 15/02/24 12:01:30	8

	"Today, we have a trainee pilot." 06/01/24 20:19:16	8

	"Nope, still don't recognise you." 18/12/23 12:23:17	8

	Ethel quickly left the field; she thought she was being stalked. 08/12/23 8:25:37	1 8
Why leave the field? She could best him, her or they with that cob. --Glyn Evans
	Hoping to attract some honeys. 03/12/23 12:04:18	8

	It will come in handy for next year's hot day too. 16/10/23 20:06:00	8

	Eat lead 07/10/23 12:11:58	8

	"Sad news is.... they are all blind." 11/08/23 8:15:07, edited: 11/08/23 15:27:39	8

	She doesn't have a head for heights. 22/07/23 8:14:58	8

	"You can clearly see the route to the pet shop to buy food and dreamies." 05/07/23 13:23:33	8

	Just my luck, I get the whiskey that tastes like listerine. 18/01/23 20:52:55	8

	"Yes, I will do it darling ......as soon as I've finished my coffee." 05/01/23 20:07:39	8

	"Will you marry me?" seems pretty crucial. 21/12/22 20:00:12	8

	What do you do when you are camping and worried about someone stealing your tent. 10/12/22 12:02:09	8

	clever Venus dog trap 27/03/18 9:02:41	8

	54 of your 5-a-day. 05/03/24 20:02:35	7

	"Stop the car Dave! You've ran someone over!" 03/03/24 8:01:44	7

	He looks like he's got a cob on 14/11/23 12:07:18	7

	"Are you two okay out there?" 07/11/23 12:31:46	7

	Fingers entwinnings 30/09/23 20:07:17	7

	"Bloody smart TV/computer.... It's crashed!" 13/08/23 12:04:40	7

	"Ready, steady.....BANG" "I just heard a gun shot. I did. No way am I going out there." 04/07/23 13:26:26	7

	Sat navs are for suckers 30/06/23 13:04:44	7

	The most annoying thing is - the boiler isn't working. 17/05/23 12:06:51	7

	The rugby ball itself is a lot smaller but you can practise conversions with this big one first. 13/05/23 12:36:28	7

	Who was the only person unhappy that my uncle was a transvestite? My croissant 07/05/23 12:00:36	7

	A highly-strung baby 22/03/23 12:00:28	7

	"I just followed my sat nav." 08/02/23 8:01:11	7

	"Thanks for showing me what you do at work, dad. What's in the bag?" "Loads of money, son." 06/10/22 13:07:29	7

	Shotgun wedding 01/10/22 20:00:13	7

	Keeping a cool head 03/04/18 20:23:55	7

	"Mum, why can't we have a coal fire like everyone else?" 28/03/18 21:53:00	7

	He's just come half out of the closet 12/05/24 20:01:13, edited: 12/05/24 22:19:14	6

	Sadly the worker was eaten by a mouse 5 minutes later. 11/05/24 8:03:37	6

	"It's all OK, Charles. At least you tried doing it yourself this morning. You deserve a medal just for trying." 02/05/24 12:06:17, edited: 02/05/24 13:08:49	6

	"Found it! 'Roof Repairs for Dummies' by I.M.A. Builder." 29/04/24 8:03:17	6

	The local witches coven are recruiting again 24/04/24 8:01:23	6

	lol "I've told him not to play with the traffic." 24/03/24 20:02:52	6

	This dog is not budgie-ing. 17/02/24 20:01:09	6

	The window has crashed on the computer 04/02/24 12:06:04	6

	"Yuck, someone's been pissing in here! Oh, hang on, it's me." 26/01/24 8:05:58	6

	Jamming session in the library on Sunday afternoon 20/01/24 12:19:57	6

	"Just sign here Mittens and you will agree to the contract to using your photos on caption.me." 10/12/23 8:03:05	6

	lol "Wait for it.... the kit kat is coming out... right.... GO FOR IT!" 15/11/23 13:31:06	6

	"Have you got your eyes closed! Your supposed to be looking for icebergs!" 08/11/23 21:34:12	6

	"I don't care what the weather forecast says, we are going camping." 24/09/23 8:07:10	6

	Always best to check if your boyfriend is Greek before raising a toast 26/08/23 8:04:18	6

	He only married her for her dough 14/08/23 8:09:36	6

	Cut price liposuction. Great results. 04/08/23 20:04:27	6

	Catatouille 01/08/23 8:02:40	6

	A big watermark was left in the bath 15/07/23 8:37:46	6

	"Does it really fly Granddad?" "Well,let's see...... No!" 06/07/23 20:35:20	6

	"To be honest, having a BBQ when my husband cooks is a bit like Russian roulette." 03/04/23 8:01:55	6

	Creulla de chill 03/03/23 20:54:17	6

	-But not a hope in hell of getting to the finish line 25/02/23 8:18:48	6

	lol I have lots of pride in my pet rat for coming out of the closet. Now get him back in his cage. 07/02/23 8:03:00	5 6
This reminds me of when I was a kid and one of my pet rats got loose in the house and we couldn't find it for three days. I finally saw it go behind a bed and simply put my hand down between the wall and the bed. The rat climbed into my hand and ... --Willie Johnson
	The most annoying thing for Graham was that he was surrounded by literary classics but couldn't understand a word of French. 03/12/22 20:35:41	6