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"Dry yer eyes son, there's na wey a'm payin two poonds fur ye to go to th' swimmin' pool."
07/11/23 12:17:09
"Tell me again. How did you learn to swim during lockdown?"
07/11/23 12:03:20
"Are you two okay out there?"
07/11/23 12:31:46
"Dad, I think it might be time to turn the tap off. I can hear some strange cracking noises..."
07/11/23 12:10:47
A pool with a view.
07/11/23 12:15:10
This is in Poole but the county don’t enDorset.
07/11/23 15:43:12
Jim still can’t believe they got planning permission to build so close to his pool.
07/11/23 13:00:19
Meanwhile, Dave couldn't quite figure out why his roof was so leaky.
07/11/23 12:08:49
Dad says he will get around to fixing the cistern overflow, but Mum thought if he sees it everyday it might hurry him up a bit.
07/11/23 15:41:45
"Weight...? What about the weight...? Are you calling my son fat?"
07/11/23 14:22:40
Dave went and bought a child from the local orphanage. He really spoils that Anaconda.
07/11/23 13:15:59
"The weather today is rain with some localised flooding"
07/11/23 12:43:57
“We told the flat designer to think outside the box
07/11/23 12:19:41
When his parents get back he'll be in hot water
07/11/23 12:09:24
"The pool's pretty cool but I don't think the neighbours are going to appreciate you doing your colonic irrigation in public"
07/11/23 12:03:53