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Suggested Edits								8	4	#8

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	"I believe the cow had an altercation with a steam roller sir." 13/04/24 20:12:25	5

	Things have changed slightly around here since several of the top slalom skiers moved into the area. 10/04/24 12:24:41	5

	"I told you the bailiffs would take our house." 04/04/24 8:03:03	5

	The patient's condition was a puzzle to the doctor. 31/03/24 20:01:01	5

	"And William hit him in the face, just like this." 18/03/24 8:01:43, edited: 18/03/24 9:32:19	5

	clever "I could do with some fleshy fruits." 10/03/24 8:07:23	5

	"Tell the interview panel Dave, what else would you do just because your boss told you to?" 27/02/24 20:02:08, edited: 27/02/24 20:04:48	5

	Effective for up to 5 seconds 14/02/24 20:03:45	5

	... share it with others in the lounge. 22/01/24 12:09:35	5

	In first class there is no queue for the loo. 06/01/24 20:34:34	5

	"Grandma can you stop shouting "Mush!" 27/11/23 12:55:44	5

	Sit still, don't talk, hold the sword, don't laugh... DON'T LAUGH! 14/11/23 8:25:27	5

	If I invite someone over who I've met on Tinder and think I've made a mistake, I just ask them to get some milk out of the fridge. 23/10/23 12:14:51	5

	This is our bespoke coffin range; for people who were claustrophobic. 23/09/23 8:09:10, edited: 23/09/23 8:09:30	5

	"Dave, it's not a real cop. It's the strippergram that should have turned up at your stag do last night!" 15/09/23 12:15:03	5

	I don't know why but throughout my life I seem to have been the butt of everyone's jokes 08/09/23 8:04:25	2 5
Dave? --James Lennox
	Working like a dog 09/08/23 8:00:47	5

	At least he had a G-string. 08/08/23 8:08:30	5

	Your spare tyre needs some air in. 04/08/23 20:09:45	5

	Why does his bum smell of wee? 03/08/23 8:02:49	5

	lol Dave had cycled around for hours trying to find his wheelbarrow 24/07/23 8:17:58	5

	"I love spaghetti, Joe. You know, they serve it every day in prison - I can't wait!" 18/07/23 10:30:42	5

	A rubbish singer 03/07/23 12:02:16	5

	Excessive force 03/07/23 8:04:23	5

	Take the goats, then come back and pick up the fox........ 20/06/23 12:02:09	5

	“Hail Caesar!” “Absolutely. A sword for everyone. One for you, et tu Brute? Et tu Brute?” 14/04/23 12:01:33, edited: 14/04/23 12:48:20	5

	"Winter is coming. Let's stock up food for the hibernation." 13/04/23 13:44:35	5

	Caught it! 05/04/23 12:02:34	1 5

	Dave and his new wife felt like they were walking on air as they walked down the aisle. 03/04/23 12:13:47	5

	Photo from the changing rooms of the American basketball squad. 18/03/23 20:33:11	5

	-Poor eyesight It was suddenly dawning on Dave that the 100m fun run he entered was actually 100km 25/02/23 8:21:24	5

	Dave was on his own and had run out of fuel. Unable to accept the gravity of the situation he sat down with a cool beer whilst flicking through his tinder app trying unsuccessfully to find a picture of someone with less than three eyes. 24/02/23 9:09:51	1 5

	I always do my laundry in Surf 11/02/23 20:00:28	5

	Emma realised that wearing the dress was not a good idea; then 5 seconds later she forgot and wore it anyway. 09/02/23 20:00:29	5

	"Oh Steve, I love you so much. But I'm getting married in half an hour and so I've got to get to the wedding and my new husband." 30/01/23 8:02:00	5

	Sofa surfer 30/12/22 8:02:15	5

	Upon reflection, there is more to this than meets the eye. 20/12/22 7:29:22	5

	"Can you grab me a beer out of the fridge love." 10/12/22 8:00:11	5

	lol Daisy was addicted. She actually didn't like dressing up as a nun but she couldn't get out of the habit. 30/11/22 8:13:24	5

	500 of your 5 a day 29/11/22 12:02:54	5

	With the UK crippled through Brexit, a lone migrant leaves the British shores on a dangerous journey across the seas to Calais where he is assured of a new house and support from the government. 10/11/22 12:02:20	5

	When raising children it's important that you teach them to be well balanced. 15/10/22 8:00:15	5

	Experts arrive to assess damage to bridge after yacht crashes into it. One expert quoted as saying "The damage to the bridge is terrible. I can't get over it." 09/10/22 8:58:00	5

	"Did you specify 'large' on the internet order form?" "I did, and I put 4 or 5 kisses on it to show our appreciation of their hard work." 29/09/22 13:56:01	5

	Just in case you need to loosen your gastric band to eat a big meal. 19/09/22 8:30:04, edited: 19/09/22 9:58:30	5

	"I will now demonstrate why these rails are not safe..." 26/04/18 9:12:30	5

	Girl on check-in desk said she didn't like my passport photo. 11/04/18 9:07:50	5

	Bridget poses for the local camera club; everyone remembered to bring their wide-angled lens. 17/03/18 21:04:35	5

	57 varieties and I end up in THIS one! :( 26/02/18 11:17:05	5

	The government's increase in mobility allowance is too much claim Labour. 20/04/24 8:21:56	4

	"Be with you in a moment mate. Just on my tuck break." 03/04/24 8:34:51	4

	Goes well with a yard of ale. 30/03/24 12:02:42	4

	"The panto cow fits in well with the real ones." "Oh no it doesn't!" 28/03/24 8:28:07	4

	David Attenborough's secret camera gets amazing close up shots. 28/03/24 8:01:24	4

	Drowning in work 21/03/24 15:13:48	4

	Cheeky phone call 20/03/24 8:06:45	4

	I'm sure more subs have come on than players gone off. 16/03/24 12:04:18	4

	The new American warplane - 'The Sardine'. 02/03/24 20:01:32, edited: 02/03/24 20:03:10	4

	The 'Angel of the North' used to be here until the dalek came along. 28/02/24 20:01:35	4

	Following the Haynes car manual can be confusing. 26/02/24 8:04:45	4

	"Ouch! That looks very sore." "That's the least of my problems. I've also got salmonella." 23/02/24 20:14:22	4

	"Was it a good night out?" "Yeah, I got smashed." 23/02/24 20:10:40	4

	"OK. So we all believe that our husbands all think we come to tupperware demonstrations? Let's get the chippendales out." 22/02/24 20:02:49	4

	"Can you open the window darling, it's like an oven in here." 15/02/24 12:47:15	4

	Hogwarts newest teacher 08/02/24 8:01:14	4

	"Let's get to the heart of the matter. Why do you like lettuce so much?" "Just cos." 06/02/24 20:51:49	4

	"Right, last time, are you going to vote for our captions or are you going to drop 100 feet?" 06/02/24 12:04:49	4

	This is Dave, he identifies as a Barbie 23/01/24 8:03:06	4

	Was used covertly in the House of Commons but no souls could be detected. 16/01/24 8:11:49, edited: 16/01/24 8:17:00, suggested edits	4

	As used by captioneers who would sell their soul for a vote. 16/01/24 8:03:06	4

	Dave decides to cash in on the expiration of the mickey mouse copyright 02/01/24 12:13:00	4

	Cats checking that their photo percentage on caption.me not going down. 09/12/23 8:02:48	1 4

	An unnecessary drain on the wallet 08/12/23 20:08:07	4

	Amaizing! 08/12/23 8:01:50, suggested edits	4

	I spent so much on my Berghaus jacket this is all I can afford. 22/10/23 20:04:16	4

	Eat lead 12/10/23 20:04:54	4

	Animal Rights activists criticise new superglue advert. 09/10/23 8:23:31	4

	Dave wasn't sure about eating this breakfast but he took the plunge 26/09/23 20:07:12	4

	Although Dave didn't have much money, he was able to support himself. 20/09/23 20:44:19	4

	Waltzing Matilda 18/09/23 8:01:04	4

	Come on, come on.... name? 09/09/23 20:01:28	4

	Dave making an ass out of himself again 08/09/23 8:01:01	4

	City had a goal ruled out, VAR said it was off-tide. 29/08/23 13:47:35	4

	National league matches don't get postponed for a drop of rain. 29/08/23 12:17:39	4

	His bark is worse than his byte. 09/08/23 8:31:15	4

	Don't swim near Heysham Nuclear Power Station! 25/06/23 12:06:41	4

	Doctors love Macdonalds; it keeps them in a job. 25/04/23 12:17:17	4

	Cybersex chat girls 22/04/23 8:01:31, edited: 22/04/23 9:57:29	4

	"It's OK babies.. Mummy will save you from the nasty cat after a bit of lunch." 12/04/23 8:02:49	4

	Toast, butter and a traffic jam. 02/04/23 20:04:21	4

	A dead-end job 27/03/23 21:36:57	4

	Dave's fetish of wearing stockings in public goes undetected. 14/03/23 8:32:17	4

	The computer's had a meltdown 08/03/23 20:03:04	4

	Only one driver defies the train strike. 16/02/23 21:37:08	4

	Dave is no good at lying. You can see right through him. 26/01/23 8:06:00	4

	Pierce Morgan 26/01/23 8:01:12	1 4

	And help my dog be the animal I want him to be. 29/12/22 8:03:50	4

	"Right Rodney..... Brace yourself." 28/12/22 8:02:13	4

	Turned out only one reindeer could fly. 23/12/22 21:05:50	4

	The cut-throat world of children's fiction writing. 11/12/22 8:39:51, edited: 11/12/22 8:44:43	4

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last comments (total: 29)

Dave?

James Lennox

08/09/23
10:09am

comment on caption:
I don't know why but throughout my life I seem to have been the butt of everyone's jokes [Paul Gledhill]

Dave's not here.
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Willie Johnson

10/09/23
5:37am

comment on caption:
I don't know why but throughout my life I seem to have been the butt of everyone's jokes [Paul Gledhill]

"TAKE her."

[anon]

26/10/23
12:27pm

comment on caption:
"Mine! Mine! Mine!" [Paul Gledhill]

The Dog was Out-Skunked.

[anon]

21/11/23
8:05pm

comment on caption:
Nicking my food! That stinks! [Paul Gledhill]

Why leave the field? She could best him, her or they with that cob.

Glyn Evans

09/12/23
8:08am

comment on caption:
Ethel quickly left the field; she thought she was being stalked. [Paul Gledhill]

... otherwise they'll have to post some more

[anon]

09/12/23
8:39am

comment on caption:
Cats checking that their photo percentage on caption.me not going down. [Paul Gledhill]

...compinsating? - as in "check out my pins"?

I'm really so very very sorry to suggest this possible change, if you were content with what came before, this might simply be me...compensating?! 😱😂

Glyn Evans

20/01/24
9:28am