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Paul Gledhill Vote score: 1732Paul Gledhill

Dave got hammered whilst on holiday

30/06/23 7:01:00

Dave E Vote score: 923Dave E

"Ooh! Argh!" - that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang

30/06/23 7:03:03

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29691Dave Bryan

''I'll never understand the rules of croquet.''

30/06/23 7:40:10

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29691Dave Bryan

''The crew are good workers but a bit heavy handed. I often find them using a sledgehammer to crack a nut.''

30/06/23 7:15:48, edited: 30/06/23 8:16:12

James Lennox Vote score: 16286James Lennox

Coppers beating up another helpless victim.

{Edited as my first copper pun was dreadful. So is this one, but it's less dreadful. Slightly}

30/06/23 7:01:58, edited: 30/06/23 7:12:52

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29691Dave Bryan

As one competitor is accused of cheating, things turn nasty at the World Croquet Championships.

30/06/23 7:10:35, edited: 30/06/23 7:18:46

Tony Edwards Vote score: 38473Tony Edwards

Nutwork Rail

30/06/23 9:45:00

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14785Neil Mackenzie

Ball Pain Hammer

30/06/23 7:08:44

Paul Gledhill Vote score: 1732Paul Gledhill

"What is the next step on building the railway boss?"

"We hammer the nuts in."

30/06/23 7:03:29

Dave Bryan Vote score: 29691Dave Bryan

''That's enough, lads, you've convinced me. I won't vote up any more cat photos.''

30/06/23 7:36:49, edited: 30/06/23 8:19:18

brian davies Vote score: 668brian davies

Low cost Hungarian dental treatment was a mistake

30/06/23 7:25:06

Chris Keegan Vote score: 14159Chris Keegan

BREAKING: Coppers seen beating innocent victim

30/06/23 7:14:14

In comedy, timing is everything. --Scrijjy Doo
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14785Neil Mackenzie

Sleeper with the enemy.

30/06/23 7:10:04

Al Overy Vote score: 17708Al Overy

Never go to Eastern Europe for a low budget vasectomy.

30/06/23 7:07:58, edited: 30/06/23 16:19:52

Ian Skelding Vote score: 32005Ian Skelding

Cast-ration

30/06/23 7:05:22

Julia Kinsey Vote score: 2179Julia Kinsey

"We don't want to Cu around here again..."

30/06/23 8:21:12

James Lennox Vote score: 16286James Lennox

*CRACK*
"Aaargh! You've broken my fingers! How am I going to masturbate now?"
*SMASH*
"Aaargh!! Nevermind."

30/06/23 7:15:40, edited: 02/07/23 22:20:09

John Harrison Vote score: 5118John Harrison

The Nutcracker Fleet

30/06/23 7:06:48

Stephen Bean Vote score: 35133Stephen Bean

Hammer and dong

30/06/23 7:00:28

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