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| Captions | 51 | 6 | 12 | #9 | 27 | 60 | #10 | 24494 | 39585 | #1 |
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08/08/18 12:26:52 |
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
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13/06/13 20:17:39 |
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The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy cow 21/10/23 10:18:42 |
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29/03/16 22:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
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An Englishman's home is his cattle. 30/11/23 20:11:36 |
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15/10/14 8:31:28 |
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06/04/24 12:08:32 |
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🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 14/06/22 12:59:44 |
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Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John? --Willie Johnson
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15/05/18 8:55:45 |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 20:35:59 |
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09/09/15 12:44:04 |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
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17/01/13 8:02:46 |
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03/01/24 10:08:09 |
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05/06/22 12:52:22 |
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19/04/21 12:46:24 |
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02/09/18 8:22:17 |
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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
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27/07/15 8:01:25 |
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05/12/16 20:12:16 |
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Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 20:31:44 |
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Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
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21/10/14 12:53:38 |
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Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 8:32:52 |
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What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
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03/01/13 12:39:54 |
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Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 11:02:45 |
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02/11/11 11:03:46 |
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25/01/23 21:02:59 |
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13/10/22 12:01:09 |
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23/08/20 20:00:38 |
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He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 21:01:31 |
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Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
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19/05/20 20:38:58 |
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20/09/18 20:00:28 |
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"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
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"I suspect this painting has been doctored." 10/12/23 12:31:37 |
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11/02/23 20:23:54 |
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02/02/23 20:04:27 |
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12/04/22 20:34:03 |
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"I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 12:15:21 |
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24/02/20 12:38:08 |
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29/12/19 8:41:56 |
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31/05/19 20:47:49 |
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23/09/18 8:10:03 |
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27/09/17 12:03:26 |
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07/01/17 12:03:58 |
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22/09/15 8:29:41 |
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It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
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08/07/15 8:24:31 |
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"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 20:51:45 |
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18/06/15 12:01:17 |
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"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
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03/02/15 20:27:37 |
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02/11/14 12:51:29 |
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 20:08:47 |
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Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte. --Mauris Iocus
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07/08/14 8:14:47 |
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"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 12:09:52 |
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Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 8:28:02 |
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As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 21:47:16 |
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Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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13/01/13 8:05:49 |
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27/05/12 11:46:57 |
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17/10/11 11:20:01 |
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"The Christmas post has arrived!" 01/12/23 12:14:43 |
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Front row seats still available. 20/10/23 20:42:23 |
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14/08/22 20:44:02 |
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25/03/22 21:02:57 |
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12/09/19 20:02:06 |
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14/06/19 12:26:01 |
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Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
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The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 21:09:15 |
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30/03/19 12:19:08 |
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23/06/17 12:10:42 |
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You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
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10/07/15 8:02:50 |
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10/04/24 12:03:55 |
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26/02/24 20:19:38 |
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12/01/24 20:31:32 |
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20/07/23 12:03:51 |
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Running a vehicle on methane gas does have it's disadvantages. 04/04/23 12:09:31 |
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"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." 16/01/23 12:10:17 |
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07/08/21 20:03:11 |
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There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14 |
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18/06/20 9:58:27 |
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27/06/19 20:13:18 |
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Jacksie Bauer --Troompa Loompa
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"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
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25/11/18 8:44:10 |
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09/04/16 8:12:30 |
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23/03/16 13:09:40 |
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24/09/15 20:00:32 |
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01/09/15 12:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
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19/04/14 8:04:02 |
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08/11/13 8:09:16 |
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19/08/13 20:49:06 |
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12/02/13 12:15:07 |
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Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter. 18/03/12 20:12:27 |
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14/03/24 20:05:10 |
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06/03/24 12:11:40 |
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25/01/24 20:26:45 |
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06/01/24 20:35:15 |
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11/08/23 12:01:30 |
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They have been inseparable since they met on a package holiday. 07/02/21 12:12:20 |
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06/03/20 12:32:30 |
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29/12/18 8:53:39 |
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11/11/18 12:12:20 |
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''It was the breast of times.......................''
8:51pm
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An Ale of Two Titties [Tony Edwards]
"It was the wurst of times.."
9:09pm
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An Ale of Two Titties [Tony Edwards]
Underrated!
10:40pm
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"I said poultry for Christmas, not pole tree!" [Tony Edwards]
Yes, Jesus gave out free stuff so he could maintain a continuing flow of returning customers
9:18am
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Coca-Cola's version of 'The Feeding of the 5000'. [Tony Edwards]
Perhaps a nod to the comment on 20:01:54
8:09am
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Turd class [Tony Edwards]
Taking a Cat Nap... After, climbing the 'Empurr' State Building.
4:58pm
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Kitten Kong [Tony Edwards]
Yes, she is looking very 'Horny.'
6:11am
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Katie has got sex on the brain. [Tony Edwards]
"With Legs of an "Armoire."
2:55pm
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Kath has been going to the gym so long, that she's become part of the furniture. [Tony Edwards]
I feel a little sorry for Mon 09:00:33. Hey, wait a minute, that's mine...
8:09pm
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Breast friends [Tony Edwards]
From last week? Or is this pre emptive of tomorrow morning?
I believe voting only lasts three days anon but I'm sure folk could band together and put some appreciative comments on it so you can get through the pain if you're feeling sorry about it 😥
8:14pm
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Breast friends [Tony Edwards]