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After three days of suffering in excruciating agony, the cat eventually died.  That was wonderful. I love a happy ending.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''After three days of suffering in excruciating agony, the cat eventually died.''

''That was wonderful. I love a happy ending.''

22/05/20 8:37:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''Julian and George sat down to eat their ice creams....''

''Skip that. Move on to the bit where Timmy finds the buried treasure.''

22/05/20 8:14:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

"How come your dog can read?"
"It's a mystery."

22/05/20 8:09:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5638Vivvy En

"...and they all lived happily ever after. Right, brush your teeth and off to bed, Sharon."

22/05/20 8:13:15

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey with talking my dog -
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"As Christian Grey entered the room, the first thing Anastasia thought of was.."

-"Sausages."


"Why Miss Steele, would you like to meet my work colleagues? They would like you to appraise their..."

-"Sausages."

"That night, after the party, Christian and his friends from work, gathered round Anastasia, in her bedroom. She had never seen so many."

-"Sausages."

22/05/20 9:01:51

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Perhaps a nod to 8:52:48? Funny though. --Vivvy En
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''When you asked me if I wanted some meatloaf, I didn't realise you meant the boring bastard's autobiography.''

22/05/20 8:28:29

 
Mark England Vote score: 16543Mark England

"Hee Hee. I can't wait to see her face. I chewed out the last page"

22/05/20 8:08:07

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He ain't nothing but a Hound Dog. --Woofer 6
alexandra ball Vote score: 309alexandra ball

Yorkshire tales

22/05/20 10:39:51

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5025Chris Halliwell

Dog Breader.

22/05/20 8:11:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5344James Lennox

"Woof, woof woof woof, woof woof. Woof? Woof woof woof, woof woof!"

22/05/20 8:07:32

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In other words hurry up & finish the chapter I'm busting for a crap here. --Woofer 6
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6513Glyn Evans

"I much preferred See Spot Run."

22/05/20 12:02:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9423Mr Dome

I know I can talk but as I keep telling you I can't read as I'm dogslexic

22/05/20 11:34:11

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

"That's a GOOD QUESTION. Doesn't say in here. WAIT A MINUTE: ...Did you just TALK?"

22/05/20 11:28:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

So do you think Schrödinger's cat would be alive or dead?
I think an experiment with one cat is not a large enough study, I think every cat should be stuck in a box.

22/05/20 10:20:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Bored terrier

22/05/20 9:41:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21944Ian Skelding

Bookwormed

22/05/20 9:19:17

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 88Woofer 6

Not Tintin again? that fuc****g Snowy gets on my tits.

22/05/20 8:24:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

He comes from a litterary family.

22/05/20 8:20:27

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He looks a bit down probably needs book worming. --Woofer 6
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

Mutt Ado About Nothing.....again

22/05/20 8:14:50

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6581Hercules Rockefeller

Fido almost forgot to dog ear his place in the book before having lunch.

22/05/20 8:12:32

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

A novel approach to dog walking

22/05/20 8:09:18

 
Molly R Vote score: 1666Molly R

Oh, not Mills and Boon again, woman - I want Proust!

22/05/20 8:04:37

 
Leanne Blair Leanne Blair

I have literally no idea whats going on here.

Sun 17:32:01

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1475Rachel P

"I thought we were having a relaxing day in Reading"

22/05/20 10:17:00

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Its very texting. --Woofer 6
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

"God I'll be glad when the pubs are back open."

22/05/20 9:06:24

 1
I really miss my Pink Poodle cock...tail. --Woofer 6
Vivvy En Vote score: 5638Vivvy En

I wonder if Mr Grey does it doggy style?

22/05/20 8:52:48

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

His paperback is worse than his bite.

22/05/20 8:32:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''Is this Pride and Prejudice?''

''No, Mansfield Bark.''

22/05/20 8:20:12

 
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