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''After three days of suffering in excruciating agony, the cat eventually died.''''That was wonderful. I love a happy ending.''
22/05/20 7:37:20
''Julian and George sat down to eat their ice creams....''''Skip that. Move on to the bit where Timmy finds the buried treasure.''
22/05/20 7:14:57
"How come your dog can read?""It's a mystery."
22/05/20 7:09:58
"...and they all lived happily ever after. Right, brush your teeth and off to bed, Sharon."
22/05/20 7:13:15
Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey with talking my dog -========================================"As Christian Grey entered the room, the first thing Anastasia thought of was.."-"Sausages.""Why Miss Steele, would you like to meet my work colleagues? They would like you to appraise their..."-"Sausages.""That night, after the party, Christian and his friends from work, gathered round Anastasia, in her bedroom. She had never seen so many."-"Sausages."
22/05/20 8:01:51
''When you asked me if I wanted some meatloaf, I didn't realise you meant the boring bastard's autobiography.''
22/05/20 7:28:29
"Hee Hee. I can't wait to see her face. I chewed out the last page"
22/05/20 7:08:07
Yorkshire tales
22/05/20 9:39:51
Dog Breader.
22/05/20 7:11:04
"Woof, woof woof woof, woof woof. Woof? Woof woof woof, woof woof!"
22/05/20 7:07:32
"I much preferred See Spot Run."
22/05/20 11:02:16
I know I can talk but as I keep telling you I can't read as I'm dogslexic
22/05/20 10:34:11
"That's a GOOD QUESTION. Doesn't say in here. WAIT A MINUTE: ...Did you just TALK?"
22/05/20 10:28:01
So do you think Schrödinger's cat would be alive or dead?I think an experiment with one cat is not a large enough study, I think every cat should be stuck in a box.
22/05/20 9:20:02
Bored terrier
22/05/20 8:41:49
Bookwormed
22/05/20 8:19:17
Not Tintin again? that fuc****g Snowy gets on my tits.
22/05/20 7:24:00
He comes from a litterary family.
22/05/20 7:20:27
Mutt Ado About Nothing.....again
22/05/20 7:14:50
Fido almost forgot to dog ear his place in the book before having lunch.
22/05/20 7:12:32
A novel approach to dog walking
22/05/20 7:09:18
Oh, not Mills and Boon again, woman - I want Proust!
22/05/20 7:04:37
I have literally no idea whats going on here.
24/05/20 16:32:01
"I thought we were having a relaxing day in Reading"
22/05/20 9:17:00
"God I'll be glad when the pubs are back open."
22/05/20 8:06:24
I wonder if Mr Grey does it doggy style?
22/05/20 7:52:48
His paperback is worse than his bite.
22/05/20 7:32:45
''Is this Pride and Prejudice?''''No, Mansfield Bark.''
22/05/20 7:20:12