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| Captions | 50 | 4 | 4 | #8 | 27 | 60 | #7 | 8973 | 13601 | #21 |
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| Suggested Edits | 1 | #3 | 1 | #3 | 3 | #11 |
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28/06/14 20:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
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20/05/23 8:01:40 |
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♪ I chomped the sheriff, but I didn't chew the deputy. ♪ 05/03/23 8:01:12 |
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Nice one! --Al Overy
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"Take a seat. The Doctor will see you shortly." 10/11/23 12:06:48 |
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I dunno. I think this photo is doctored. --Willie Johnson
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27/03/13 12:00:30 |
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The Full Monty Python? --Cath Jones
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"Damn waiter messed my order up. I deliberately ordered a club sandwich." 27/03/23 8:05:27 |
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"Curiosity does sound like an odd name for a goldfish." 17/04/21 12:05:16 |
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17/11/23 12:03:40 |
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28/03/21 12:01:21 |
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Hercules. Missed the vote on your caption. Can safely say it’s one of the funniest captions, and now one of favourites. I’m still chuckling now! Xxxx 🤣😂😆 --Karen Oakenfull
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30/03/24 8:04:24 |
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Clever --Mandy Tate
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"You know, Doc, I was a bit worried when you started mentioning something about atrophy." 11/03/24 8:06:42 |
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"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk." 01/07/19 12:03:05 |
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23/01/14 20:10:29 |
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Very good! You've got a flare for this sort of caption --Zac Kramer
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Babar was now enjoying his new life thanks to the witness protection program. 01/02/24 8:01:18 |
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"Aren't you boiling in those suits?" 09/10/23 20:04:53 |
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"No it's just a little warm so far, we'll be fine." --Willie Johnson
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20/06/23 12:01:34 |
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it sink. 22/11/22 8:01:11 |
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07/05/21 20:05:54 |
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14/03/19 8:07:51 |
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I went out with a girl from the Bird Watching Society and ended up with thrush. --stone face
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08/01/19 20:31:23 |
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He'd always been a bit unstable. --Karyn Harrison
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21/08/18 8:03:52 |
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25/09/14 20:13:32 |
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25/12/23 8:02:06 |
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06/11/22 8:02:57 |
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11/10/22 8:09:05 |
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06/04/21 8:11:29 |
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05/02/19 20:04:15 |
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"What's the matter? You look like you got a latte on your mind." 27/03/24 8:15:35 |
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"Not now, dear. I'm trying to hibernate." 13/12/23 20:02:29 |
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29/10/23 8:12:38 |
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26/09/23 8:01:10 |
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"It says: Verify you are human. Crap! How did they know?" 22/04/23 8:01:22 |
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06/01/23 8:01:30 |
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14/07/22 20:05:35 |
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"Quickly, check the cushions for some change. There's a toll booth coming up." 23/07/21 8:15:03 |
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That was one bombshell the boys didn't mind seeing. 04/12/20 8:07:50 |
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09/08/20 8:01:25 |
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But not if you're a black cat. --Willie Johnson
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06/02/18 20:07:01 |
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"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon." 09/10/17 20:06:30 |
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"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory." 07/02/14 8:08:16 |
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And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida. 01/09/13 8:22:08 |
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They say Hawking is so clever he'll pick anything up straightaway. I dropped a sheaf of papers, nothing. --Michael Monkhouse
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04/01/13 12:07:43 |
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." 10/10/12 8:23:25 |
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22/12/23 21:09:42 |
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Could be the African Queen. --Al Overy
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29/06/23 8:07:16 |
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24/03/23 8:01:25 |
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"Tell the firing squad I'm almost ready." 29/11/22 20:09:18 |
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"What? The weatherman said to dress for the mid 70's today." 22/04/21 20:09:13 |
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"Mind if I crash at your place?" 28/11/20 12:01:25 |
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"Knock yourself out." --Willie Johnson
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11/05/20 8:00:26 |
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Modern day Don key-xote. --Willie Johnson
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Monty Python and the Holy Snail 20/04/20 12:00:47 |
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20/10/19 8:25:39 |
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Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school. 22/05/19 20:04:13 |
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25/01/19 8:24:10 |
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07/04/15 20:02:31 |
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"I had fun once. It was awful." 22/02/14 20:26:25 |
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"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!" 21/07/13 20:12:23 |
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02/02/13 20:15:25 |
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"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?" 02/10/12 20:12:26 |
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12/01/12 20:31:21 |
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05/01/12 11:01:11 |
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"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from." 11/07/14 20:00:21 |
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This is an utterly perfect caption- bravo! --Michael Winner
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"You know, I still don't think he's done yet." 01/04/14 20:00:57 |
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13/08/13 20:05:47 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall. 16/06/13 20:23:01 |
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Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder 24/04/13 8:02:06 |
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07/12/12 20:04:25 |
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13/05/12 20:08:09 |
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12/04/24 8:01:18 |
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13/02/24 20:04:01 |
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13/11/23 12:01:59 |
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26/08/23 8:01:53 |
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"How did you manage to get such a realistic dog costume for your tarantula?" 20/04/23 20:05:58 |
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28/10/22 8:02:34 |
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20/10/22 8:01:21 |
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"I thought you claimed that you never test your makeup on animals." 20/01/21 12:07:55 |
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12/09/20 20:09:39 |
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16/08/20 8:03:06 |
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09/05/20 20:03:57 |
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And 50 shades of NAY. --Willie Johnson
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"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!" 01/08/15 20:04:17 |
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07/07/15 20:06:31 |
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19/01/24 8:01:28 |
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02/11/23 8:10:21 |
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22/10/23 8:00:26 |
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"If that doesn't kill the lice, then nothing will." 20/09/23 8:04:56 |
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08/07/23 8:55:22 |
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11/05/23 20:42:25 |
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29/03/23 8:01:12 |
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Lee would later be accused of using performance enhancing dogs. 12/02/23 8:05:39 |
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01/10/22 8:22:35 |
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"Please stop that. You know how ticklish I am!" 10/09/22 20:03:13 |
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05/07/22 20:38:34 |
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"I hear their customer service really sucks." 08/01/22 8:07:03 |
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"Hey, David, I got that restraining order for a reason." 03/10/21 8:01:48 |
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"Yeah, it's called a Nature Reserve, now leave me alone""No!" --Glyn Evans
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"Do you think this corsage is a bit much?" 16/04/21 12:19:31 |
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"Here, Mr. Gulliver, I found your shuttlecock." 12/03/19 12:02:52 |
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08/03/19 20:02:24 |
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"This must be how my parakeet feels." 20/01/19 20:05:39 |
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Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program. 11/07/18 20:34:37 |
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She's well-known for her TJs
4:07pm
comment on caption:
I had no idea that William Shatner was taking the strike that seriously. [Hercules Rockefeller]
That's a bit disturbing...what was it that made the farmer come?
8:11pm
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"Which came first? Isn't it obvious?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
Nothing spoils in Siberia.
8:08pm
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"Remember, ladies, it's only filthy Commies who don't use Tupperware." [Hercules Rockefeller]
What's the cat angry at? 🤔 Or is this Dr Seuss's The Cat with the Spat?
8:05pm
comment on caption:
"Despite all my rage, I am still just a cat in a cage." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Clever
8:28am
comment on caption:
All the Presidents Ken [Hercules Rockefeller]
Ken and "Bobbie'Net."
5:11pm
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All the Presidents Ken [Hercules Rockefeller]
I also, like the Die't-Laughing, "Kook-a-Cola."
3:28pm
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Joka-Cola [Hercules Rockefeller]
"It's Okay... They can Use it...
For a "Moola-Hoop."
3:02pm
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"I told you getting them a tire swing was a bad idea." [Hercules Rockefeller]
A hidden gem!
7:15pm
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"Maybe he can help me find my nuts." [Hercules Rockefeller]
"Or... "War and "Pieces."
12:54pm
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War and Peace [Hercules Rockefeller]