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Photos		4	41	#1	7	54	#1	1158	4454	#2
Comments	9	1	1	#3				226	278	#31
Suggested Edits	2							3	2	#12

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	They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried lifting an alpaca? 15/12/23 8:17:02	1 3

	This time Karyn was on a reel adventure 23/11/23 12:02:28	3

	Little Timmy, armed with his secret bubble-boosting potion, accidentally turned his bath into a frothy fiesta. The bubbles grew so colossal that they developed personalities and started demanding rights. Timmy, now the unwitting leader of the Bubble Liberation Movement, negotiated with his soapy compatriots for peace. In the end, a treaty was signed, and Timmy's bathtub became a symbol of unity, where bubbles and bathers coexisted in playful harmony. 22/11/23 8:07:12, edited: 22/11/23 8:07:45	3

	Aquaman, wielding a hilariously large fork, decided to host an underwater cooking show. Little did he know, his friends had replaced all the real ingredients with inflatable sea creatures. 19/11/23 8:23:18	2 3

	Monkey Business 17/11/23 20:52:16	3

	Now that's a conversation starter 17/11/23 7:02:40	3

	Greta Thunberg was annoyed when she started a gardening club, but the plants complained about her constant lectures on reducing carbon emissions. 12/11/23 8:05:23	3

	Looks like a groundbreaking conversation 08/11/23 8:09:36	3

	This fox knew exactly where to putt it 31/10/23 20:10:13	3

	Golf cub 31/10/23 20:08:16	3

	They made a great comedy duo, their jokes were baaaa-d and hare-larious. 27/10/23 21:01:07	3

	It wasn't quite the romantic candle lit dinner Julie had hoped for. 07/10/23 20:20:47	3

	That looks like April fuel 07/10/23 9:24:16	3

	Final destination 07/10/23 8:55:03	3

	Just as well they were radio presenters, and not on TV 06/10/23 12:16:32	3

	How did that ball get in there? 14/09/23 8:08:32	3

	Forty shades of green 07/09/23 8:11:16	3

	Annie was a professional Show Jumper 03/09/23 12:58:44	3

	Grimsby Council invents the self-cleaning bench 02/09/23 20:07:18	3

	"And do you, Peter, promise to love, honour and cherish Liz and her cat for as long as you all shall live?" "OMG, I've made a mistake, I'm off". 02/09/23 8:10:37, edited: 02/09/23 8:11:09	3

	"Dad, you're so embarrassing, everyone can tell you've just used wood stain." 27/08/23 20:59:27	3

	🎶 You can brush my hair 🎶 15/08/23 20:50:32	3

	He probably had bigger fish to fry 11/08/23 20:03:27	3

	Rails of the unexpected 10/08/23 8:31:05	3

	It's actually a banana, but it's zest to kill 07/08/23 17:31:32	3

	Polar Excess 30/07/23 13:06:31	3

	Novak Djokofetch 09/07/23 13:20:33	3

	"Dave, there's a kangaroo at the door!" "Well you ignored the elephant in the room so he invited along his friend". 29/04/23 8:02:59	3

	"Are those sausages ready yet dad, it's been 4 months?" "No, still waiting for them to cook" 12/04/23 20:01:34	3

	"I give up, I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's vegetarian". 12/04/23 9:31:30	3

	The ladies from Love Island realised during the pool party it was either synch or swim. 10/04/23 15:15:14	3

	Matilda had a great afternoon talking rubbish with dad 07/04/23 12:43:24	3

	"I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted" 02/04/23 8:18:23	3

	Eeyore and Piglet were sure of a big surprise in the woods today. 22/03/23 8:00:28	3

	Dave's days as a drummer in a rock and roll band were a Pigment of the imagination. 21/03/23 12:40:09	3

	The decorators were on a roll 19/03/23 8:00:14	3

	"He said to me, 'I can try to take the grey out, but only the young dye good!'" 03/03/23 9:08:55	3

	“I don’t know where you get your fashion ideas from, Jane, but with this outfit I think it’s time to spill the beans.” 27/02/23 8:00:46	3

	Helga had misunderstood the instruction that she needed to log in to the meeting 26/02/23 8:08:59	3

	Tiger hoped no-one would notice he was a beginner at pool 20/02/23 8:08:59	3

	Dave was keen to show his colleagues how he kept jammin' on his travels 05/02/23 8:01:04	3

	Challenge accepted: make half the train carriage cry. 03/02/23 12:50:24	3

	As usual, the men stare in amazement as the lady multi-tasks. 03/02/23 12:49:46	2 3
Men can multitask too. Some of them can stare whilst keeping their tongues inside their mouths. --Willie Johnson
	"I don’t know what caption to put", Dave said, while ringing his hands. 02/02/23 8:00:49	3

	Give pierce a chance 26/01/23 8:13:35	3

	He died of covid as he was too afraid of the vaccination needle. 26/01/23 8:10:47	3

	Honest officer, it's the mouthwash! 18/01/23 20:00:10	3

	Which one is Monty? 17/01/23 8:00:23	3

	"What do you want for dinner?" "I don't know. How about chu?" 16/01/23 8:00:10	3

	Durham Cathedral had in-vest-ed a lot in their illuminations to attract visitors 13/01/23 20:04:17	3

	His conception was a miracle. We used a frozen sperm sample. 12/01/23 20:00:39	3

	The golden girls were striking in their youth 10/01/23 8:00:15	3

	"OK children, it's a special day today... We're getting an upgrade to coloured chalk! Now smile for the photo so we can record this occasion! " 09/01/23 12:31:43	3

	Anyone else getting déjà brew with some of these puns....?! 05/01/23 20:22:39	3

	For things that won't fit in the tumble dryer..... 16/12/22 8:00:47	3

	He’s on purrbation 11/12/22 8:00:11	3

	Don't be shy sir, we are only conducting a WEE survey. 09/12/22 20:01:46	3

	The cat wished she'd never picked a fight with Little Bobby, once she'd chased him round the corner. 08/12/22 8:14:39	3

	Geoff’s latest stock check wasn’t straightforward 05/12/22 20:00:29	3

	Five a day! You must be joking! 02/12/22 12:00:25	3

	"Have you noticed Johnny never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?" 27/11/22 8:12:49	3

	Circus ‘high dive act’ increases the danger to wow the audience 23/11/22 12:09:30	3

	The woman with the world's biggest foot, about to cut her toenails. 19/11/22 8:00:26	3

	Steve hadn't had an invite to the BBQ 14/11/22 12:19:48	3

	I wish you’d told me sooner it was electric, I’ve just put three gallons in it! 13/11/22 20:44:44	3

	Zippy and Bungle: "NO George! Not on children's live TV!" 07/11/22 20:02:55	1 3

	Max and Pip had such fun playing with an imaginary skipping rope 07/11/22 12:02:00	3

	Dad was nowhere near ready for Christmas 03/11/22 20:00:37	3

	Those pumpkins look smashed 21/10/22 20:35:35	3

	I can see the light at the end of the tunnel 15/10/22 20:00:40	3

	Abandon ship 11/10/22 20:05:39	3

	In Poleland, many jobs are on the line. 08/10/22 12:02:48	3

	lol 🎵Never Gonna Give You Up 🎵 28/09/22 17:45:22	3

	Please don't rush me, I just want to take in this moment. 28/09/22 12:02:26	3

	Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go... 27/09/22 20:22:49	3

	The customer ended up with a chip on his shoulder. 26/09/22 13:08:44	3

	Check out the abs on that dude! 23/09/22 22:40:04	3

	Introducing Alton Towers' new roller-coaster, 'The Rack', operating at full stretch to give thrill-seekers a swell time. 23/09/22 8:20:56, edited: 23/09/22 8:36:54	3

	Foie grass 15/09/22 12:08:43	3

	Watch out for the speed cameras! 14/09/22 8:35:47	3

	♬ Another One Bites The Rust ♬ 13/09/22 15:01:04, edited: 13/09/22 15:02:12	3

	'Gimme a T' 12/09/22 8:04:15	3

	Little Red Riding Hood also had a red belt in taekwondo 26/08/22 8:10:03	3

	We teach Maths at all levels in this school. 16/08/22 20:01:43	3

	If I spread the mushrooms around, they mightn’t notice that a steak has gone…. 11/08/22 20:01:20	3

	I knew that expanding the world wide web would have consequences. 10/08/22 20:00:09	3

	The Captain never took his wife on board again 08/08/22 8:00:22	3

	Take a look at that, it's an environmental Cat-astrophe. 28/07/22 20:04:08	3

	Times are changing for the Conservative party… however the selection brought to the table may contain nuts. 20/07/22 8:00:09	3

	Annie whipped out the ‘Easy instructions’ with the additional ‘Handy swear words’ booklet. 13/07/22 12:05:55	3

	Yes, we have no bananas 10/07/22 8:01:29	3

	Do my lips look big in this? 20/06/22 8:01:44	3

	Bob opened the case for the missing cat. 19/06/22 20:02:32	3

	Should I sit on the fence? Hmmm, I haven't decided yet.... 12/06/22 21:07:51	3

	A bird's eye view 08/05/24 20:21:43	2

	In an attempt to attract a younger demographic, Ford introduces the 'Tweet' model 04/05/24 20:15:35	1 2

	A 'man'icured mamma 01/05/24 20:02:09	2

	Who know cauliflower could be this fetching? 27/04/24 12:02:55	2

	"He responds so enthusiastically to music. I sometimes wonder if he'll grow up to be an entirely average person who likes music" 20/04/24 12:43:47	2

	Barnaby's cushion served as a conversation starter for awkward family gatherings. Whenever tension arose, someone inevitably pointed to the cushion and said, "Well, at least we're not as strange as that!" 19/04/24 11:06:24	2

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Really pedantic edit suggestion, but I just think it fits the cat's expression a little bit better. Really good caption regardless.

James Lennox

02/12/23
8:14am

comment on caption:
Dave and Samantha, cooing and whispering sweet nothings to Mr. Whiskers, imagining a deep, emotional connection, while Mr. Whiskers is thinking, 'I wonder if I left any surprises in their shoes today?' [KT A]

Hmmm, I'm a bit confused because the suggested edit is just coming out the same as the original, when I look at it?

(caption author)

02/12/23
8:18am

It was just the final punctuation. No huge difference 😉

James Lennox

02/12/23
8:27am

👍 I've ran out of comments I'm allowed, but I'm assuming from comments it's a question mark at the end, so I've added that, thanks!)

(caption author)

02/12/23
9:31am

That edit suggestion leaves a big question mark

Mr Dome

02/12/23
10:59am

Do you want me to be honest? I'd rather read some of The Wolf's captions.

[anon]

15/12/23
8:44am

comment on caption:
They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried lifting an alpaca? [KT A]

Not so much a caption but the lyrics of the Christmas No1. Are you Cliff Richard?

[anon]

18/12/23
8:32am

comment on caption:
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
The family in green was as quiet as a mouse.
Their outfits were matching, a shade quite serene,
They gathered together, a human tree scene.

As they posed for a photo, all green and aligned,
The spirit of Christmas, in their hearts, enshrined.
And I heard them exclaim as the photo was snapped,
"Merry Christmas to all, in our green tree, so wrapped!" [KT A]

If you are, 'Congratulations' on a great caption.

Dave Bryan

18/12/23
8:40am

Ha, I wish I were a songwriting legend like Cliff Richard! But for now, I'll settle for a little jingle. Maybe one day I'll have my own Christmas album smilie face